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• More Deep Cuts From The Back Catalog

  Posted on Tuesday August 25th, 2009 at 08:05 in Film, Cruising, upskirt, gay and lesbian, al pacino, breast feeding, planet of the apes, william friedkin, bestiality, goonies, animal hijinks, lol molerats

  If you enjoyed perusing our recent Best Of post, please check out these other underrated gems. We here at the jabber feel these babies represent some of our finest work to date, even though they didn’t receive the attention they deserved the fi...

• The Best of The Worst of The Jabber

  Posted on Tuesday August 18th, 2009 at 22:47 in Barack Obama, oscars, best of, sean penn, jakob dylan, bestiality, delphinic zoophilia, moo and oink, dolphin sex, deep cuts, clone sex, full homo

  You new here? I don’t think I’ve seen you around before. Me? I come here all the time. I know the owner. I could show you around if you like. What do you mean, you have a boyfriend and he’ll be here any minute? I was just trying to ...

• BREAKING NEWS: Sex With Dolphins Officially Okay With Jesus

  Posted on Friday July 31st, 2009 at 17:02 in religion, music, entertainment, sexuality, guns n' roses, howard stern, Carmen Electra, sybian, bestiality, axl rose, estranged, delphinic zoophilia

  The more active your blog, the more search engine traffic Google sends your way. And here I thought the ranks of delphinics had thinned in my absence, but no, I just hadn’t been writing enough. Since my triumphant return to blogging the inbound...

• My Husband Wants Me To Have Sex With A Donkey

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 10:58 in sexuality, relationship advice, star trek, brokeback mountain, borg, bestiality, ask dan and jennifer, donkey sex

  These two are priceless. I have a very flexible box. I bet you do, you slut. What is the deal with Dan and Jennifer? Are they a couple? Brother and sister? Is he even qualified to be giving advice on straight sex? If you ask me, they aren’t ve...

• Kirk Hammett Catches Neighbor Having Sex With Dog, Is Instantly Turned Gay

  Posted on Wednesday July 16th, 2008 at 11:02 in sexuality, metallica, kiss, bestiality, lars ulrich, paul stanely, dog sex, kirk hammett is totally gay, my little danish friend

  Ah, the enigma that is Kirk Hammett. The only thing more confusing than his sexuality is the ethnic potpourri that is his background. (My money is on some sort of Irish/Philipino/Eskimo mix.) Anyways, this traumatic childhood event might be the key t...

• Staaaaaaaarbucks: Slut of the Sea

  Posted on Tuesday May 20th, 2008 at 12:11 in coffee, sexuality, gay and lesbian, starbucks, magritte, bestiality, kelly will construe this as homophobic sexist, mermaid sex

  UPDATE: Apparently the old Starbucks logo is the new Starbucks logo (which I should have realized in the 2 months since this post went from draft to published) and its got Christians angry. Go Figure. Someone’s had some work done. While w...

• Where the Hell Have I Been?

  Posted on Friday May 16th, 2008 at 10:08 in mother's day, ussr, jakob dylan, bestiality

  It has been an eventful couple of months. I got divorced, the cancer is in remission, and I am now a bronze medal wheat stooker in the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan. Despite not posting anything new for almost two full months, I have still man...

• Monkeys With Human Faces Want To Suckle Our Women!

  Posted on Thursday February 28th, 2008 at 11:42 in monkey love, lactation, breast feeding, planet of the apes, sex slaves, bestiality, animal hijinks, animal rapists, animal wet nurse, human ape hybrid, human slavery, monkey fucking

  Lactating ladies, beware! Next time your baby cries out for the sweet nectar that is mother’s milk, make sure it is not a horny primate in disguise looking to suckle at your teat! Those crafty beasts are stealing human faces in order to get the...

• Orcas Want To Fuck The Shit Out Of Our Women

  Posted on Monday January 28th, 2008 at 22:44 in sexuality, bestiality, delphinic zoophilia, animal hijinks, orca sex

  Time to get back to my roots. I’m swearing off the topical celebrity news posts. One here and there is okay, but it is getting out of control. The proliferation of gossip as news is a blemish on the fair buttocks of lady journalism. So I’...

• 2007: A Year In Review

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 17:37 in statistics, vagina, teen pregnancy, jakob dylan, bestiality, jamie lynn spears, celebrity shit heads, delphinic zoophilia, opinions are like assholes, steve erickson, underage pussy

  And what a year it’s been, ladies and gentleman. Since our humble inception in March of ‘07, in a birth that could be described as more histrionic than historic, we have been forcing our uninformed opinions on the masses. Despite a marked...