Recent Posts Tagged With 'celebrity shit heads'

• Remember, Ladies… Terrence Howard Wants You To Wash That Pussay!

  Posted on Wednesday September 23rd, 2009 at 08:57 in religion, health, Film, sexuality, women's issues, period, elle magazine, vagina, the bible, menstruation, cleanliness, terrence howard

  So fresh and so clean... (clean...) From Elle magazine, by way of Jezebel: On his deal-breaker: “Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It&#...

• Where Does Pink Hide Her Dick?

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 18:17 in music, fashion, sexuality, pink, pink nude, celebrity shit heads, ugly transvestites, pink is a 12 year old boy, pink's dick

  Via The Superficial: Somebody is making Rick Mills awful jealous. ...

• Billy Corgan Obviously Doesn’t Understand The Concept of Quality Over Quantity

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 10:09 in music, criticism, smashing pumpkins, zeitgeist, billy corgan, nosferatu, celebrity shit heads, shit sandwich, grunge is dead, teargarden by kaleidyscope

  He couldn’t give us one listenable song out of a dozen with the shit-fest that was Zeitgeist, so how the fuck does Billy Corgan expect to do it on a bloated 44 song behemoth? From the horse’s ass’ mouth: Recording began yesterday, S...

• The Kanye West Douchebag Time Machine

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 10:55 in music, television, criticism, anal sex, beyonce, mtv, time travel, kanye west, taylor swift, hennessy, douchebaggery, butt sex

  This whole Kanye/VMA thing has renewed interest in a couple of old posts of mine. Thanks for the traffic spike, D-bag. “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chi...

• DJ AM’s Death Ruled A Homicide

  Posted on Saturday August 29th, 2009 at 14:31 in drugs, Nicole Richie, Current Events, Mandy Moore, michael jackson, dj am, homicide, topical, celebrity shit heads, hayley wood, dj am's murderer, mirror with breasts

  Not to be outdone by Michael Jackson, DJ AM’s death has been ruled a homicide. The culprit? Look closely, the killer is right in front of your eyes: That’s right, it’s YOU- the womens of the world. (I had to put a wig and tits on t...

• Araceli Gonzalez’s Tits + Mustache = Hot?

  Posted on Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 in entertainment, sexuality, facial hair, cross dressing, ralph macchio, celebrity shit heads, celebrity nudes, araceli gonzalez topless, chicks with mustaches, hairy chicks, latin ladies, naked tits

  I don’t know who the shit Araceli Gonzalez is, but she’s got me pretty conflicted. I was checking out some hot ass pictures of her over at Thighs Wide Shut when BLAMMO! I was assaulted with this hirsute hideousness. I know Latin ladies te...

• That Chick From Harry Potter Gets Skanky Russian Stripper Head Replacement Surgery

  Posted on Tuesday July 21st, 2009 at 11:25 in Film, harry potter, emma watson, hermione, naked celebrities, celebrity shit heads, emma watson upskirt, head replacement, emma watson topless, hermione naked

  Check out the uncensored before and after pic HERE, courtesy of Egotastic. In the wake of the Emma Watson nude picture scandal, the nubile young actress has gone and done something drastic. That’s right, head replacement surgery. And not just a...

• Sean Penn Goes Full Homo For The Win!

  Posted on Sunday February 22nd, 2009 at 23:10 in Film, sexuality, academy awards, Holocaust, oscars, robert downey jr., sean penn, gus van sant, tropic thunder, harvey milk, celebrity shit heads, spicoli

  Poor Sean Penn. So talented, yet so humorless. Remember the 2005 Oscars when host Chris Rock quipped, “Who’s Jude Law?” Exactly. It’s called a joke, Spicoli, remember? You used to tell them. Now you’re just the butt of t...

• Renee Zellweger’s Face Ruins Movies

  Posted on Monday February 16th, 2009 at 08:05 in health, Film, renee zellweger, rocky dennis, awful plastic surgery, appaloosa, celebrity shit heads

  Case in point: Appaloosa. Some first rate bad-assery is bogged down by Zellweger’s shiny, happy face. That is not to say the character of Allison French is a superfluous one as some have suggested- it is intrinsic to the plot. But every moment ...

• An Open Letter To Chris Cornell

  Posted on Thursday February 12th, 2009 at 08:17 in music, zombies, howard stern, timbaland, scream, soundgarden, chris cornell, celebrity shit heads

  Dear Chris, YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE HOWARD STERN’S FUCKING CORPSE! YOU HAVEN’T RECORDED A LISTENABLE SCRAP OF MUSIC SINCE 1998! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, PUT ON SOME LEATHER PANTS, AND START SCREAMING YOUR BALLS OFF BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!! ...

• Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chick At The Grammys

  Posted on Monday February 9th, 2009 at 09:54 in music, pregnancy, hip hop, iron maiden, jay-z, Radiohead, kanye west, usc, grammys, mia, odb, vincent gallo

  Fuck these guys and fuck the Grammys. Don’t they know how I feel about pregnant bitches? There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even know where to begin.  First off, you’ve got Mullet-Kanye. One of the most pompous men on earth...

• Exclusive Photo: Mickey Rourke on the Set of Tron 2

  Posted on Friday February 6th, 2009 at 13:47 in entertainment, Film, plastic surgery, fashion, the future, mickey rourke, douchebaggery, the superficial, trannys, celebrity shit heads, the wrestler, tron 2

  Modern trends in technology and fashion have always informed our vision of the future, especially in film. Whether it’s the 60’s inspired psuedo-modernity of 2001 or the dystopian 80’s punk of Bladerunner, the future reflects the pr...

• Bill Cosby No Longer Wants To Come On People…

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 15:30 in books, comedy, television, moose knuckle, bill cosby, come on people, celebrity shit heads, jello pudding, old black comedians don't know when to shut the hell up

  …and I’d like to think THIS POST had something to do with it. Either that or he finally got himself an editor. Because let’s be honest, Bill Cosby is completely asexual and benign, right? WRONG! Bill Cosby is a sexual being, just li...

• “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex

  Posted on Wednesday January 28th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, sexuality, hip hop, anal sex, beyonce, jay-z, child pornography, celebrity shit heads, what what (in the butt), single ladies

  That’s right. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it. An O RING! Contrary to popular belief, Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) isn’t some feminist anthem extolling the virtues of commitment, it’s a war...

• Hilary Duff Uses Scorpion Stings To Enlarge Her Clit

  Posted on Monday May 19th, 2008 at 16:12 in sexuality, Hilary Duff, scorpions, john cusack, joan cusack, shemales, celebrity shit heads, war inc., enlarged clitoris

  All aboard the Tranny Town Express! Next stop, metoidioplasty! Duff has been getting manlier by the minute, and this seems to be the logical next step in her TRANS-formation from Disney slut to full blown shemale. How do you compete when you’re...

• Bill Cosby Wants To Come On People

  Posted on Tuesday March 25th, 2008 at 10:34 in hip hop, masturbation, sociology, sweaters, blaxploitation, punctuation, bill cosby, the n word, come on people, celebrity shit heads, white power!, dr. huxtable

  Thanks to Kevin for bringing this to my attention. Legendary comedian cum humorless dick, Bill “Dr. Huxtable” Cosby is at it again, this time in book form. All puns intentional. From Publishers Weeklyl: With his at-times controversial so...

• Robert Downey Jr. Wears Blackface

  Posted on Friday March 7th, 2008 at 21:02 in cartoons, mammy, race relations, ben stiller, robert downey jr., wayans brothers, tropic thunder, blackface, al jolson, celebrity shit heads, racist cartoons

  From Shitertainment Weekly: In Tropic Thunder, an epic action comedy co-written and directed by Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. plays Kirk Lazarus, a very serious Oscar-winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam War film ever. Problem is, Lazarus...

• Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Totally Wants To Check Out Her Vag

  Posted on Wednesday February 20th, 2008 at 23:18 in sexuality, Lindsay Lohan, incest, nsfw, marilyn monroe, dina lohan, vagina, michael lohan, ali lohan, nude photography, celebrity shit heads

    From The Superficial: Michael Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine: “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” Hell, if she were my daughter I know IR...

• Lenny Kravitz Leaks Like Elton John When He Sits

  Posted on Thursday January 31st, 2008 at 09:22 in elton john, lenny kravitz, douchebaggery, love revolution, celebrity shit heads, half breeds

  Lenny Kravitz has recorded a new album and he’s got an important message for us all. That’s right, it’s time for a Love Revolution, ya’ll! Why? Because Lenny Kravitz said so. Look at him. He’s serious. You can see it in ...

• Jamie Lynn Spears Has Seen Juno One Too Many Times

  Posted on Thursday January 24th, 2008 at 08:52 in teen pregnancy, jamie lynn spears, juno, celebrity shit heads, underage pussy

  I warned you people. That’s right. You people. Dumb rednecks and their inbred children. This is what happens when you let your stupid kids watch something other than Disney movies. Jamie Lynn Spears thinks she’s Juno now, and trust me, sh...

• 2007: A Year In Review

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 17:37 in statistics, vagina, teen pregnancy, jakob dylan, bestiality, jamie lynn spears, celebrity shit heads, delphinic zoophilia, opinions are like assholes, steve erickson, underage pussy

  And what a year it’s been, ladies and gentleman. Since our humble inception in March of ‘07, in a birth that could be described as more histrionic than historic, we have been forcing our uninformed opinions on the masses. Despite a marked...

• Jamie Lynn Spears Has Ruined Her Vagina

  Posted on Wednesday December 19th, 2007 at 21:34 in sexuality, pregnancy, cinderella, jamie lynn spears, celebrity shit heads, underage pussy

  Kids these days. They just don’t appreciate the value of a nice tight 16 year old snatch. Take Jamie Lynn Spears, for example. She’s barely begun to discover her precious flower and now in less than 9 months it is going to be blown out li...

• Pregnant Women Are Disgusting

  Posted on Wednesday November 28th, 2007 at 17:15 in sexuality, pregnancy, christina aguilera, nerds, vagina, women's studies, celebrity shit heads

  Won’t be long, mark my words… That’s right, I said it. I don’t care how hot you were beforehand, keep that shit covered. Seriously. You are gross. No one wants to see where you are incubating Louis Skolnick’s love child....