Recent Posts Tagged With 'music'

• God Is Dead

  Posted on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at 10:52 in music, criticism, guns n' roses, Fergie, Holocaust, heroin, velvet revolver, slash, paradise city, solo album, chinese democracy, cypress hill

  Thank you, METAL SUCKS, for alerting me to one of the greatest travesties in human existence. Not since the holocaust has history been raped so hard. Appetite For Destruction is one of the greatest rock records of all time, and Slash is my favorite ...

• A Metalhead, An Accountant and A Wizard Walk Into A Bar…

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 09:13 in music, alien, time travel, testicles, candiru, venture bros, fucking hipsters, union pool, dysrhythmia, psychic maps

  …and proceed to rock my balls off. But Dysrhythmia don’t rock balls in the typical fashion- for there is nothing typical about this band. What they do is swim up your urethra like the dreaded candiru, gestate in your testicles, and then ...

• Where Does Pink Hide Her Dick?

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 18:17 in music, fashion, sexuality, pink, pink nude, celebrity shit heads, ugly transvestites, pink is a 12 year old boy, pink's dick

  Via The Superficial: Somebody is making Rick Mills awful jealous. ...

• Billy Corgan Obviously Doesn’t Understand The Concept of Quality Over Quantity

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 10:09 in music, criticism, smashing pumpkins, zeitgeist, billy corgan, nosferatu, celebrity shit heads, shit sandwich, grunge is dead, teargarden by kaleidyscope

  He couldn’t give us one listenable song out of a dozen with the shit-fest that was Zeitgeist, so how the fuck does Billy Corgan expect to do it on a bloated 44 song behemoth? From the horse’s ass’ mouth: Recording began yesterday, S...

• He Had The Time Of His Life: RIP Patrick Swayze

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 19:35 in music, health, Film, Celebrities, Cancer, television, ghost, dirty dancing, point break, topical, road house, she's like the wind

  Sad news via the Associated Press: LOS ANGELES – Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers’ hearts with “Dirty Dancing” and then broke them with “Ghost,” died Monday after a battle with pancreatic...

• The Kanye West Douchebag Time Machine

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 10:55 in music, television, criticism, anal sex, beyonce, mtv, time travel, kanye west, taylor swift, hennessy, douchebaggery, butt sex

  This whole Kanye/VMA thing has renewed interest in a couple of old posts of mine. Thanks for the traffic spike, D-bag. “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chi...

• Encapsulated Music Reviews: The Recent and the Decent

  Posted on Thursday September 10th, 2009 at 09:37 in metal, music, reviews, criticism, Radiohead, mariachi, the mars volta, pedro the lion, protest the hero, baroness, the bronx, opinions are like assholes

  Let me preface this by saying, DAMN YOU WORDPRESS AND YOUR SHITTY FORMATTING ISSUES!!! Radiohead – Harry Patch (In Memory Of)/These Are My Twisted Words This is strictly B-side material, as far as Radiohead goes, so I’m glad these songs...

• Daddy’s Little Racists Are All Grown Up

  Posted on Monday August 31st, 2009 at 09:03 in music, racism, hitler, prussian blue, nazis, white supremacy, skinheads, the holocaust, white nationalism, underage pussy, gas chambers, holocaust myth

  …and they are looking foin. Maybe there’s something to be said for purity of race (I kid, I kid.) I’m not sure which one is Lynx and which one is Lamb, but the one on the left grew up to be an Amazon, and that’s after I doctor...

• BREAKING NEWS: Sex With Dolphins Officially Okay With Jesus

  Posted on Friday July 31st, 2009 at 17:02 in religion, music, entertainment, sexuality, guns n' roses, howard stern, Carmen Electra, sybian, bestiality, axl rose, estranged, delphinic zoophilia

  The more active your blog, the more search engine traffic Google sends your way. And here I thought the ranks of delphinics had thinned in my absence, but no, I just hadn’t been writing enough. Since my triumphant return to blogging the inbound...

• I’d Totally Do This Underage Chick Who Used To Have A Penis

  Posted on Tuesday July 14th, 2009 at 09:57 in music, sexuality, transgender, dlisted, underage pussy, kim petras, attack attack!, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out. What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a g...

• Attack Attack! Are The Angry Crab of Trapped Wind!

  Posted on Monday July 13th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, television, glow sticks, the mighty boosh, delphinic zoophilia, buddyhead, dolphin sex, stick stickly, attack attack!, angry crab of trapped wind, crabcore, emo rave

  Once again, Buddyhead has their finger on the pulse of the Crabcore community. Check out their article, which contains liberal use of the term “emo fatties” HERE. Not since delphinic zoophilia has a subject  fascinated me as much as Cra...

• Attack Attack! Get New Keyboard Player!!!

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 15:38 in music, keyboard cat, attack attack!, crabcore

  Breaking news! Crabcore poseur posterboys Attack Attack! have parted ways with original keyboardist Caleb sHomo. His replacement? KEYBOARD CAT!!!!! Play them off, buddy! ...

• Attack Attack! Attack My Senses With Ridiculousness

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 10:58 in music, sexuality, criticism, gay and lesbian, Etymology, mr. bungle, totally gay, guardian uk, buddyhead, metal sucks, homocore, attack attack!

  BREAKING NEWS!!! – ATTACK ATTACK! GET NEW KEYBOARD PLAYER!!! My apologies to homosexuals everywhere, but this shit is TOTALLY GAY!!! Not gay as in the glorious act of love between two hot pieces of cock, and certainly not gay as in fabulous (n...

• An Open Letter To Chris Cornell

  Posted on Thursday February 12th, 2009 at 08:17 in music, zombies, howard stern, timbaland, scream, soundgarden, chris cornell, celebrity shit heads

  Dear Chris, YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE HOWARD STERN’S FUCKING CORPSE! YOU HAVEN’T RECORDED A LISTENABLE SCRAP OF MUSIC SINCE 1998! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, PUT ON SOME LEATHER PANTS, AND START SCREAMING YOUR BALLS OFF BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!! ...

• Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chick At The Grammys

  Posted on Monday February 9th, 2009 at 09:54 in music, pregnancy, hip hop, iron maiden, jay-z, Radiohead, kanye west, usc, grammys, mia, odb, vincent gallo

  Fuck these guys and fuck the Grammys. Don’t they know how I feel about pregnant bitches? There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even know where to begin.  First off, you’ve got Mullet-Kanye. One of the most pompous men on earth...

• BREAKING NEWS: Adam Greene Calls “My Jam” on Entire Insane Clown Posse Catalog

  Posted on Monday February 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 in music, abortion, time travel, faygo, insane clown posse, dude he's the stallion, juggaloos

  Haha, seriously though, this is the reason I’ll never have kids. Because God forbid they turned out like this, I’d have to shoot them execution style and then turn the gun on myself. Personally, I blame the parents. Such severe acting out...

• “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex

  Posted on Wednesday January 28th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, sexuality, hip hop, anal sex, beyonce, jay-z, child pornography, celebrity shit heads, what what (in the butt), single ladies

  That’s right. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it. An O RING! Contrary to popular belief, Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) isn’t some feminist anthem extolling the virtues of commitment, it’s a war...

• Notorious? More like BLOWtorious!

  Posted on Friday January 16th, 2009 at 11:52 in music, Film, predator, lil kim, biggie, notorious, bill duke, sean puffy combs

  First of all, dude’s not fat enough or black enough. They should have got Bill Duke to play Biggie, he’s the blackest man alive! Plus, he kicks ass in Predator. I’m not the only one who thinks the casting sucks. Word on the street i...

• Mastodon’s Crack the Skye Leaks!!!

  Posted on Thursday January 15th, 2009 at 13:12 in metal, music, leak, time travel, testicles, rasputin, mastodon, crack the skye

  …are the words I’m waiting to hear. Suckaz. For those who know the history between this band and what’s betwixt my legs, my anticipation should come as no surprise. It was not long ago a young, red-cloaked maiden named Mastodon fi...