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Douglas Coupland is the Bee’s Knees
Therefore, if bees were to become extinct as they do in Generation A (which is not out of the realm of real life possibility), Douglas Coupland would cease to exist. Then who would we go to for such insightful and witty satire? Find out more about C...
Stick Your Finger In Vonnegut’s Asshole
You know you want to touch it …to read my review of Look At The Birdie, his new posthumous collection of prehumous stories. Or, if you are a prude, and don’t want to travel via anal wormhole, click HERE to be taken to ChuckPalahniuk.net t...
I Fight Rawi Hage’s “Cockroach” To The Death
Time again for another anecdote laced book review over at Chuck Palahniuk dot net. Whether you love or hate immigrants, this is the book for you: A young immigrant travels to the land of ice and snow to whisper tales of gore on how he calmed the tid...
Margaret Atwood Is My Favorite Canadian Lady Author
New review up at ChuckPalahniuk.net Four years ago, my girlfriend lent me Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake on our very first date. I was hesitant to accept, not only because that locked me into seeing her again, but because other than Geek Lov...
I Suffer From Festival Fatigue During The Revenant
I feel a relapse coming on just looking at this picture. Festival Fatigue is defined as a proportionate lack of patience in direct relation to the quality and quantity of films viewed in a short period of time. So was I a dick for flipping off the sc...
Chaos Reigns in Austin, Texas: Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist
I’ve got a new piece up at Twitch about the Fantastic Fest reaction to Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist. Prepare to have your genitals obliterated HERE. Check out the scene in question below. It goes without saying that if you haven’t...
Encapsulated Fantastic Fest Reviews
No filmmaker’s feelings were harmed during the writing of these reviews… CROPSEY A nebbish filmmaker and his yenta pal delve into the garbage heap that is Staten Island in search of the mysterious child killer, Cropsey. Very effective re...
Encapsulated Music Reviews: The Recent and the Decent
Let me preface this by saying, DAMN YOU WORDPRESS AND YOUR SHITTY FORMATTING ISSUES!!! Radiohead – Harry Patch (In Memory Of)/These Are My Twisted Words This is strictly B-side material, as far as Radiohead goes, so I’m glad these songs...
Stitches by David Small
It’s that time again. I’ve got a new book review up at ChuckPalahniuk.net. David Small’s graphic memoir of childhood horrors, Stitches. If you think you had it bad, you better check this one out before you complain. STITCHES REVIEW ...
Review Roundup Rodeo
Lazy post alert! Here is a handy roundup of all my recent review activity scattered around the interweb. BOOK REVIEWS @ ChuckPalahniuk.net Leather Maiden by Joe R. Lansdale Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist The Compleat Motherfucker by J...
Joe R. Lansdale’s Leather Maiden
New book review up @ ChuckPalahniuk.net. Cult author Joe R. Lansdale’s Leather Maiden. A small town tale of infidelity, blackmail, and skinning people alive. For fans of Twin Peaks and His Girl Friday. LEATHER MAIDEN REVIEW ...
“Let The Right One In” Review
Freshly birthed and mewling over @ the Cult. Morrissey is the proud papa. Help mop up the afterbirth. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN ...
The Compleat Motherfucker
My review of the history of the mother of all dirty words up now @ The Motherfuckin’ Cult. ...
Thomas Pynchon Loved This Book!
Time to get all postmodern on dat azz. I’ve got a new review of Pynchon’s hippie genre goolash, Inherent Vice, over @ The Cult. Read it and weep. For the sixties. Inherent Vice. I’d like to think Pynchon would enjoy this blog, if he...
For Fans of Zombie Rape
My review of the film Deadgirl is now live @ Twitch. It is a touching coming of age tale about two kids who find a naked chick tied up in the basement of an abandoned mental institution. Hm… now that I think about it, maybe it’s a coming ...
Send In The Muthafuckin’ Clowns
Dr. Jekyll here, with another post of the literary variety. I’ve got a new book review up at The Cult. It is an appropriately schizophrenic tale of murderous clowns entitled- THE PILO FAMILY CIRCUS Check it out. ...
Public Enemy #1
Things are getting increasingly more schizophrenic around here. My usual cavalcade of shits and tits has been infiltrated by my more serious side, resulting in a bi-polar mess of the literary and the profane. I tried to keep my disparate writing styl...
Who Made Who?
I know there has been a general lack of offensiveness around here as of late, what with my forays into respectable “journalism,” but how about some good old fashioned controversy? One of the oldest and most enduring, to be precise- the go...
A Film by Film Response to The Stallion’s Top Ten of 2008
You can check out his post HERE. He writes sporadically, but it is worth checking out when he does. We might be the only people who read each other’s respective blogs. 2008 wasn’t necessarily a good year for film, either. Most of the cur...
You’re The Best! Around! Obligatory Year-End Lists
The last thing this world needs is another batch of Top 10 lists from some no-talent jackass, but trust me, I’ve got good taste in shit. The Top 10 Films I Saw In The Theater In 2007 10. The Poughkeepsie Tapes 09. Truck Stop Boys 7: Meaty Mo...
2007: A Year In Review
And what a year it’s been, ladies and gentleman. Since our humble inception in March of ‘07, in a birth that could be described as more histrionic than historic, we have been forcing our uninformed opinions on the masses. Despite a marked...
