Recent Posts Tagged With 'sexuality'

• You Are Not Gay If… (a guide for heterosexual men)

  Posted on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at 13:21 in sexuality, gay and lesbian, autofocus, the village people, sebastian bach, not gay, you know you're a man!, willem defoe, double team, greg kinear, aids kills fags dead, izzy and slash

  Just in case you’d thought we’d forgotten our roots… Thanks to SG for the pic of his dick(s) Inspired by an older post (Having Sex With Your Clone Does Not Make You Gay,) I got to thinking. The lines of sexuality have become so blu...

• Remember, Ladies… Terrence Howard Wants You To Wash That Pussay!

  Posted on Wednesday September 23rd, 2009 at 08:57 in religion, health, Film, sexuality, women's issues, period, elle magazine, vagina, the bible, menstruation, cleanliness, terrence howard

  So fresh and so clean... (clean...) From Elle magazine, by way of Jezebel: On his deal-breaker: “Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom. If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It&#...

• Where Does Pink Hide Her Dick?

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 18:17 in music, fashion, sexuality, pink, pink nude, celebrity shit heads, ugly transvestites, pink is a 12 year old boy, pink's dick

  Via The Superficial: Somebody is making Rick Mills awful jealous. ...

• Naked Topless Titties Legal in New York

  Posted on Wednesday August 26th, 2009 at 10:04 in feminism, sexuality, breasts, In the News, sexism, equal rights, women's studies, topical, chesticles, gotopless.org, woman's lib, national go topless day

  Yes! A law allowing women to be topless in public has been on the books in NY since 1992, so why aren’t more women taking advantage of this? It’s a crime that some fat-tits of a man can whip out his hairy flapper-doodles, but a sexy lady ...

• Enquiring Minds Want To Know

  Posted on Monday August 24th, 2009 at 09:34 in Film, sexuality, Quentin Tarantino, eli roth, celebrity couples, hairy chests, inglourious basterds, the bear jew

  Looks like I’m not the only one who got this vibe. From my stats- ...

• Quentin Tarantino Is Gay For Eli Roth

  Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 in World War II, Film, war, sexuality, Quentin Tarantino, eli roth, deathproof, toe sucking, inglourious basterds, the bear jew

  It’s the only explanation. Why else would Tarantino keep putting Roth in his movies? Lovestruck directors have been putting the less than talented objects of their affection in their films since the Lumiere brothers, and Quentin is no exception...

• Packaged Vaginal Fluids Available For Use During Anal Sex

  Posted on Thursday August 20th, 2009 at 07:29 in health, sexuality, anal sex, yahoo answers, lube, savage love, vaginal fluids, toys in babeland, boy butter, nut out your butt

  Proving once again that the ass is the new vagina. From Savage Love: I’m a gay dude who has been trying to find an all-natural and organic lube. When I try to look online or at the local co-op, the only all-natural sex lubricants I can find all say...

• Rick Mills Is The Naked Butler

  Posted on Monday August 10th, 2009 at 14:35 in art, sexuality, body painting, transvestite, rick mills, ruth mills, naked superheroes, naked butler

  The Naked Butler and his oddly shaped genitals now haunt my dreams. Click the rinky dink link at your own risk. The pictures are funnier than any commentary I could write. Dude loves to be nude. Previous Rick Mills posts: Rick Mills is the world̵...

• Rick Mills is the World’s Ugliest Transvestite

  Posted on Friday August 7th, 2009 at 11:16 in art, sexuality, body painting, naked spiderman, rick mills, ruth mills, ugly transvestites

  What, you thought we were done with this guy? Did anyone even click on the link in the previous post? (My stats indicate, “no.”) To each his own and all that crap, but aren’t womens- and by extension, transvestites- supposed to be b...

• More Naked Superheroes

  Posted on Thursday August 6th, 2009 at 14:46 in entertainment, comics, sexuality, Barack Obama, ben affleck, Jennifer Garner, body painting, daredevil, tracy morgan, transvestites, butch dykes, naked spiderman

  Courtesy of Rick Mills, the man who brought us Naked Spiderman- who’s website is a rabbit hole of stunted Freudian sexuality begging to be analyzed- we proudly present… Captain America’s dick! That’s right- it’s big and ...

• Spiderman Rapes The Shit Out Of Doc Ock

  Posted on Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 11:23 in Film, comics, sexuality, television, lord of the rings, rape, star wars, spiderman, slash, water sports, three stooges, topless robot

  I’ve been reading Friday Fan Fiction over at Topless Robot for a while now and it is time to share the genius. Culled almost exclusively from Adultfanfiction.net, FFF is a running commentary on the fucked up erotic writings of sexually frustrat...

• BREAKING NEWS: Sex With Dolphins Officially Okay With Jesus

  Posted on Friday July 31st, 2009 at 17:02 in religion, music, entertainment, sexuality, guns n' roses, howard stern, Carmen Electra, sybian, bestiality, axl rose, estranged, delphinic zoophilia

  The more active your blog, the more search engine traffic Google sends your way. And here I thought the ranks of delphinics had thinned in my absence, but no, I just hadn’t been writing enough. Since my triumphant return to blogging the inbound...

• For Fans of Zombie Rape

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 15:44 in Film, sexuality, rape, criticism, zombies, dark sky films, twitch, necrophilia, opinions are like assholes, deadgirl, gadi harel, jenny spain

  My review of the film Deadgirl is now live @ Twitch. It is a touching coming of age tale about two kids who find a naked chick tied up in the basement of an abandoned mental institution. Hm… now that I think about it, maybe it’s a coming ...

• My Husband Wants Me To Have Sex With A Donkey

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 10:58 in sexuality, relationship advice, star trek, brokeback mountain, borg, bestiality, ask dan and jennifer, donkey sex

  These two are priceless. I have a very flexible box. I bet you do, you slut. What is the deal with Dan and Jennifer? Are they a couple? Brother and sister? Is he even qualified to be giving advice on straight sex? If you ask me, they aren’t ve...

• Araceli Gonzalez’s Tits + Mustache = Hot?

  Posted on Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 in entertainment, sexuality, facial hair, cross dressing, ralph macchio, celebrity shit heads, celebrity nudes, araceli gonzalez topless, chicks with mustaches, hairy chicks, latin ladies, naked tits

  I don’t know who the shit Araceli Gonzalez is, but she’s got me pretty conflicted. I was checking out some hot ass pictures of her over at Thighs Wide Shut when BLAMMO! I was assaulted with this hirsute hideousness. I know Latin ladies te...

• I’M TOTALLY GAY

  Posted on Wednesday July 15th, 2009 at 05:19 in sexuality, transgender, gay and lesbian, twitter, totally gay, underage pussy, stockholm pride, kim petras, thejamminjabber, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Really? Because of the word ass? Not because I posted the tweet I’d Totally Do This Underage Girl Who Used To Have A Penis? Test how hetero you are (or aren’t) over @ Stockholm Pride. Oh, yeah. thejamminjabber is on twitter @thejamminjabb...

• I’d Totally Do This Underage Chick Who Used To Have A Penis

  Posted on Tuesday July 14th, 2009 at 09:57 in music, sexuality, transgender, dlisted, underage pussy, kim petras, attack attack!, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out. What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a g...

• Attack Attack! Attack My Senses With Ridiculousness

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 10:58 in music, sexuality, criticism, gay and lesbian, Etymology, mr. bungle, totally gay, guardian uk, buddyhead, metal sucks, homocore, attack attack!

  BREAKING NEWS!!! – ATTACK ATTACK! GET NEW KEYBOARD PLAYER!!! My apologies to homosexuals everywhere, but this shit is TOTALLY GAY!!! Not gay as in the glorious act of love between two hot pieces of cock, and certainly not gay as in fabulous (n...

• Lazy Japanese Develop Completely Un-Erotic Fun Time Happy Sex Chair

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 09:55 in health, japan, sexuality, television, sociology, george clooney, david bowie, conan o'brien, burn after reading, kama sutra, the tonight show, coen brothers

  In other chair related news… Tired of putting effort into sex? Want to take the physical out of getting physical? Then do I have the chair for you. This Japanese Love Chair is popping up in sex hotels all over Japan. Even as we speak, thousand...

• Ass Eaters of the World Rejoice!

  Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 12:10 in science, Film, sexuality, Tom Cruise, ouroboros, cronenberg, ass to mouth, scatology, ass eating, dutch cinema, human centipede, quite earth

  Mainstream (ie: NOT porno) cinema has finally recognized you as a legitimate demographic. Thanks to Quite Earth for putting me on to this and many other weird and wonderful films. Human Centipede Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Jos...

• Sean Penn Goes Full Homo For The Win!

  Posted on Sunday February 22nd, 2009 at 23:10 in Film, sexuality, academy awards, Holocaust, oscars, robert downey jr., sean penn, gus van sant, tropic thunder, harvey milk, celebrity shit heads, spicoli

  Poor Sean Penn. So talented, yet so humorless. Remember the 2005 Oscars when host Chris Rock quipped, “Who’s Jude Law?” Exactly. It’s called a joke, Spicoli, remember? You used to tell them. Now you’re just the butt of t...

• 13 Year Old Kid - “I’ll Fuck Anything That Moves!!!”

  Posted on Friday February 13th, 2009 at 12:17 in sexuality, abortion, family values, child pornography, teen pregnancy, the sun, topical, chantelle steadman, maisie roxanne, 13 year old father, alfie patton, british family values

  Courtesy of The Sun. Take a good, hard look at this picture. Forget all the details in the article about how Alfie is one of nine, or how Chantelle and the baby are living with her parents and five brothers, or how her father has no job and the whole...

• Woman’s Gigantic Tits Join The Klu Klux Klan

  Posted on Friday February 6th, 2009 at 10:38 in plastic surgery, sexuality, Brazil, race relations, breasts, kkk, women's studies, sheyla hershey, racist tits

  38KKK. Those are some racist tittays. It’s ironic that she had to go all the way to Brazil to have some unscrupulous wetback surgeon install them. (I know, wetback is a derogatory term for Mexicans, not Brazilians, but I’m just quoting th...

• Goonies Upskirt Video The Ultimate Nostalgic Masturbatory Aid

  Posted on Thursday February 5th, 2009 at 17:21 in Film, sexuality, upskirt, masturbation, Nostalgia, goonies, underage pussy, kerri green, andy you goonie!, goonies squad

  Whilst perusing youtube for an audio clip with which to torture a co-worker (Andy, you fucking Goonie!!!) I came across this - my favorite adolescent masturbatory aid, conveniently edited down into a bite-size morsel of pleasure. This was the hottest...

• “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex

  Posted on Wednesday January 28th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, sexuality, hip hop, anal sex, beyonce, jay-z, child pornography, celebrity shit heads, what what (in the butt), single ladies

  That’s right. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it. An O RING! Contrary to popular belief, Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) isn’t some feminist anthem extolling the virtues of commitment, it’s a war...

• Kirk Hammett Catches Neighbor Having Sex With Dog, Is Instantly Turned Gay

  Posted on Wednesday July 16th, 2008 at 11:02 in sexuality, metallica, kiss, bestiality, lars ulrich, paul stanely, dog sex, kirk hammett is totally gay, my little danish friend

  Ah, the enigma that is Kirk Hammett. The only thing more confusing than his sexuality is the ethnic potpourri that is his background. (My money is on some sort of Irish/Philipino/Eskimo mix.) Anyways, this traumatic childhood event might be the key t...

• Staaaaaaaarbucks: Slut of the Sea

  Posted on Tuesday May 20th, 2008 at 12:11 in coffee, sexuality, gay and lesbian, starbucks, magritte, bestiality, kelly will construe this as homophobic sexist, mermaid sex

  UPDATE: Apparently the old Starbucks logo is the new Starbucks logo (which I should have realized in the 2 months since this post went from draft to published) and its got Christians angry. Go Figure. Someone’s had some work done. While w...

• Hilary Duff Uses Scorpion Stings To Enlarge Her Clit

  Posted on Monday May 19th, 2008 at 16:12 in sexuality, Hilary Duff, scorpions, john cusack, joan cusack, shemales, celebrity shit heads, war inc., enlarged clitoris

  All aboard the Tranny Town Express! Next stop, metoidioplasty! Duff has been getting manlier by the minute, and this seems to be the logical next step in her TRANS-formation from Disney slut to full blown shemale. How do you compete when you’re...

• t.A.T.u. Naked Pregnant Lesbian Execution Video

  Posted on Friday May 16th, 2008 at 10:59 in sexuality, pregnancy, gay and lesbian, execution, t.a.t.u., underage pussy, pregnant lesbians, underage russian schoolgirls

  I’ve been a huge (in the pants) fan of Russian softcore act t.A.T.u. since All The Things She Said, back when it was controversial enough to be two underage schoolgirls in love. These days you have to go full frontal or execute a pregnant lesbi...

• Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Totally Wants To Check Out Her Vag

  Posted on Wednesday February 20th, 2008 at 23:18 in sexuality, Lindsay Lohan, incest, nsfw, marilyn monroe, dina lohan, vagina, michael lohan, ali lohan, nude photography, celebrity shit heads

    From The Superficial: Michael Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine: “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” Hell, if she were my daughter I know IR...