Recent Posts Tagged With 'television'

• He Had The Time Of His Life: RIP Patrick Swayze

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 19:35 in music, health, Film, Celebrities, Cancer, television, ghost, dirty dancing, point break, topical, road house, she's like the wind

  Sad news via the Associated Press: LOS ANGELES – Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers’ hearts with “Dirty Dancing” and then broke them with “Ghost,” died Monday after a battle with pancreatic...

• The Kanye West Douchebag Time Machine

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 10:55 in music, television, criticism, anal sex, beyonce, mtv, time travel, kanye west, taylor swift, hennessy, douchebaggery, butt sex

  This whole Kanye/VMA thing has renewed interest in a couple of old posts of mine. Thanks for the traffic spike, D-bag. “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chi...

• Spiderman Rapes The Shit Out Of Doc Ock

  Posted on Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 11:23 in Film, comics, sexuality, television, lord of the rings, rape, star wars, spiderman, slash, water sports, three stooges, topless robot

  I’ve been reading Friday Fan Fiction over at Topless Robot for a while now and it is time to share the genius. Culled almost exclusively from Adultfanfiction.net, FFF is a running commentary on the fucked up erotic writings of sexually frustrat...

• Thomas Pynchon Loved This Book!

  Posted on Wednesday July 29th, 2009 at 13:42 in books, entertainment, television, criticism, opi, the simpson's, chuck palahniuk, the cult, the 60's, thomas pynchon, dirty hippies, opinions are like assholes

  Time to get all postmodern on dat azz. I’ve got a new review of Pynchon’s hippie genre goolash, Inherent Vice, over @ The Cult. Read it and weep. For the sixties. Inherent Vice. I’d like to think Pynchon would enjoy this blog, if he...

• Attack Attack! Are The Angry Crab of Trapped Wind!

  Posted on Monday July 13th, 2009 at 11:10 in music, television, glow sticks, the mighty boosh, delphinic zoophilia, buddyhead, dolphin sex, stick stickly, attack attack!, angry crab of trapped wind, crabcore, emo rave

  Once again, Buddyhead has their finger on the pulse of the Crabcore community. Check out their article, which contains liberal use of the term “emo fatties” HERE. Not since delphinic zoophilia has a subject  fascinated me as much as Cra...

• Lazy Japanese Develop Completely Un-Erotic Fun Time Happy Sex Chair

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 09:55 in health, japan, sexuality, television, sociology, george clooney, david bowie, conan o'brien, burn after reading, kama sutra, the tonight show, coen brothers

  In other chair related news… Tired of putting effort into sex? Want to take the physical out of getting physical? Then do I have the chair for you. This Japanese Love Chair is popping up in sex hotels all over Japan. Even as we speak, thousand...

• Andy Richter Has Sensitive Genitals, Lars von Trier Will Smash Them

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 08:55 in health, Film, television, conan o'brien, antichrist, the tonight show, lars von trier, genital mutilation, andy richter, pain olympics, andy will try it, salli chair

  Unfortunately, the original Salli Chair promo has been yanked from youtube, but the best “bits” have been preserved by Conan: ANDY WILL TRY IT! What Conan fails to mention, however, is that the narrator in said promo is none other than pr...

• Bill Cosby No Longer Wants To Come On People…

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 15:30 in books, comedy, television, moose knuckle, bill cosby, come on people, celebrity shit heads, jello pudding, old black comedians don't know when to shut the hell up

  …and I’d like to think THIS POST had something to do with it. Either that or he finally got himself an editor. Because let’s be honest, Bill Cosby is completely asexual and benign, right? WRONG! Bill Cosby is a sexual being, just li...