Recent Posts Tagged With 'time travel'

• A Metalhead, An Accountant and A Wizard Walk Into A Bar…

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 09:13 in music, alien, time travel, testicles, candiru, venture bros, fucking hipsters, union pool, dysrhythmia, psychic maps

  …and proceed to rock my balls off. But Dysrhythmia don’t rock balls in the typical fashion- for there is nothing typical about this band. What they do is swim up your urethra like the dreaded candiru, gestate in your testicles, and then ...

• The Kanye West Douchebag Time Machine

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 10:55 in music, television, criticism, anal sex, beyonce, mtv, time travel, kanye west, taylor swift, hennessy, douchebaggery, butt sex

  This whole Kanye/VMA thing has renewed interest in a couple of old posts of mine. Thanks for the traffic spike, D-bag. “Single Ladies” A Thinly Veiled Euphemism For Butt Sex Kanye, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Some Other Dude Get It On With Pregnant Chi...

• BREAKING NEWS: Adam Greene Calls “My Jam” on Entire Insane Clown Posse Catalog

  Posted on Monday February 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 in music, abortion, time travel, faygo, insane clown posse, dude he's the stallion, juggaloos

  Haha, seriously though, this is the reason I’ll never have kids. Because God forbid they turned out like this, I’d have to shoot them execution style and then turn the gun on myself. Personally, I blame the parents. Such severe acting out...

• Mastodon’s Crack the Skye Leaks!!!

  Posted on Thursday January 15th, 2009 at 13:12 in metal, music, leak, time travel, testicles, rasputin, mastodon, crack the skye

  …are the words I’m waiting to hear. Suckaz. For those who know the history between this band and what’s betwixt my legs, my anticipation should come as no surprise. It was not long ago a young, red-cloaked maiden named Mastodon fi...