Recent Posts Tagged With 'underage pussy'

• Daddy’s Little Racists Are All Grown Up

  Posted on Monday August 31st, 2009 at 09:03 in music, racism, hitler, prussian blue, nazis, white supremacy, skinheads, the holocaust, white nationalism, underage pussy, gas chambers, holocaust myth

  …and they are looking foin. Maybe there’s something to be said for purity of race (I kid, I kid.) I’m not sure which one is Lynx and which one is Lamb, but the one on the left grew up to be an Amazon, and that’s after I doctor...

• I’M TOTALLY GAY

  Posted on Wednesday July 15th, 2009 at 05:19 in sexuality, transgender, gay and lesbian, twitter, totally gay, underage pussy, stockholm pride, kim petras, thejamminjabber, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Really? Because of the word ass? Not because I posted the tweet I’d Totally Do This Underage Girl Who Used To Have A Penis? Test how hetero you are (or aren’t) over @ Stockholm Pride. Oh, yeah. thejamminjabber is on twitter @thejamminjabb...

• I’d Totally Do This Underage Chick Who Used To Have A Penis

  Posted on Tuesday July 14th, 2009 at 09:57 in music, sexuality, transgender, dlisted, underage pussy, kim petras, attack attack!, underage pussy that used to be underage dick

  Thank you Dlisted for introducing me to my new crush. Her name is Kim Petras, and she is a 16 year-old German pop star. Her music sucks, but she’s a cutie. Check it out. What’s that you say? She used to be a dude? Her clit used to be a g...

• Goonies Upskirt Video The Ultimate Nostalgic Masturbatory Aid

  Posted on Thursday February 5th, 2009 at 17:21 in Film, sexuality, upskirt, masturbation, Nostalgia, goonies, underage pussy, kerri green, andy you goonie!, goonies squad

  Whilst perusing youtube for an audio clip with which to torture a co-worker (Andy, you fucking Goonie!!!) I came across this - my favorite adolescent masturbatory aid, conveniently edited down into a bite-size morsel of pleasure. This was the hottest...

• t.A.T.u. Naked Pregnant Lesbian Execution Video

  Posted on Friday May 16th, 2008 at 10:59 in sexuality, pregnancy, gay and lesbian, execution, t.a.t.u., underage pussy, pregnant lesbians, underage russian schoolgirls

  I’ve been a huge (in the pants) fan of Russian softcore act t.A.T.u. since All The Things She Said, back when it was controversial enough to be two underage schoolgirls in love. These days you have to go full frontal or execute a pregnant lesbi...

• Jamie Lynn Spears Has Seen Juno One Too Many Times

  Posted on Thursday January 24th, 2008 at 08:52 in teen pregnancy, jamie lynn spears, juno, celebrity shit heads, underage pussy

  I warned you people. That’s right. You people. Dumb rednecks and their inbred children. This is what happens when you let your stupid kids watch something other than Disney movies. Jamie Lynn Spears thinks she’s Juno now, and trust me, sh...

• 2007: A Year In Review

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 17:37 in statistics, vagina, teen pregnancy, jakob dylan, bestiality, jamie lynn spears, celebrity shit heads, delphinic zoophilia, opinions are like assholes, steve erickson, underage pussy

  And what a year it’s been, ladies and gentleman. Since our humble inception in March of ‘07, in a birth that could be described as more histrionic than historic, we have been forcing our uninformed opinions on the masses. Despite a marked...

• Juno Is A Subversive Manifesto Rife With Reverse Sexism

  Posted on Thursday January 17th, 2008 at 10:14 in abortion, strippers, teen pregnancy, napoleon dynamite, michael cera, juno, diablo cody, underage pussy, reverse sexism

  Juno is a light-hearted romp through the subject of teen pregnancy that is undermined by it’s own self awareness. It is filled with quirky dialog that teenagers weened from the teat of Napoleon Dynamite will endlessly quote. Dialog that will ha...

• Jamie Lynn Spears Has Ruined Her Vagina

  Posted on Wednesday December 19th, 2007 at 21:34 in sexuality, pregnancy, cinderella, jamie lynn spears, celebrity shit heads, underage pussy

  Kids these days. They just don’t appreciate the value of a nice tight 16 year old snatch. Take Jamie Lynn Spears, for example. She’s barely begun to discover her precious flower and now in less than 9 months it is going to be blown out li...