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In the year 2000, I invented the phrase "beefy showers", the use of which is spreading among television weatherpeople. Since then, nothing has happened.

Recent Posts Tagged With 'shower'

• on 28 January 2008 nothing happened

  Posted on Monday January 28th, 2008 at 16:57 in Horses, marks and spencer, nipples, pin number, shower

  I awake to find the vague idea that I might be slightly late for work forming in my head. I can hear my girlfriend's flatmate walking around outside the room. My girlfriend is not there. It is 08.25. ...

• slick

  Posted on Monday January 21st, 2008 at 18:36 in chris packham, clapham junction, john humphrys, ken livingstone, panda, paula radcliffe, poo, radio 4, really wild show, shower, terry nutkins, waitrose

  My body has developed heart palpitations. One morning last week, I came quite close to declaring to a bystander (who was actually sitting down) that I was having a heart attack. The incident has promp...

• rinse and repeat if necessary

  Posted on Saturday August 11th, 2007 at 08:48 in autoglym, shampoo, shower, surfactants

  On Friday morning I awoke on the lounge floor. The neighbours upstairs have issues around noise, so I had decamped to the living area in my sleeping bag. I awoke from troubled dreams and a restless ni...