Recent Posts

this quintessence of dust

Return To Blog Listing

In the year 2000, I invented the phrase "beefy showers", the use of which is spreading among television weatherpeople. Since then, nothing has happened.

Recent Posts Tagged With 'wandsworth'

• right up to the sky

  Posted on Monday November 12th, 2007 at 18:03 in hoodie, range rover, toyota yaris, twats, waitrose, wandsworth

  On the news this evening, some muppets were asked to describe a fire. They were asked because they are members of the general public, who happened to be near the fire when it happened. The fire was cl...

• i think therefore i am (paranoid and vain)

  Posted on Tuesday September 11th, 2007 at 13:16 in bestival, channel 4, glade touch'n fresh, nasal hair trimmers, paranoid, smile, Sunglasses, tea, tony benn, wandsworth, wisdom tooth

  I'm on Wandsworth Common, preparing to leave the bit of grass on which I have been sitting, packing the pockets of my shorts with my various paraphernalia, which include a newspaper and a pen; but not...