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  • What is courage?

    Posted on Thursday September 11th, 2008 at 01:29 in joke, courage

    A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little(what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.He watched the ...

  • Live and Learn

    Posted on Tuesday September 9th, 2008 at 13:02 in learn, live, joke

    Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student."Sadness," he replied."The opposite of depression?" he asked another student."Elation," he...

  • Say a Little Prayer

    Posted on Monday September 8th, 2008 at 12:19 in Church, prayer, squirrel, joke

    Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.The el...

  • Before The Finals

    Posted on Sunday September 7th, 2008 at 02:17 in joke, finals, before

    Four college friends were so confident that theweekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallasand party with some friends up there. They had agreat time. However, after all the partying, they sleptall day Sunday and didn't make it back to Aust...

  • One, Two, Three, Four

    Posted on Saturday September 6th, 2008 at 08:04 in joke, One, three, two, four

    After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.After...

  • A Woman with Her Baby

    Posted on Friday September 5th, 2008 at 08:35 in baby, woman, joke

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man s...

  • The Donkey and The Farmer

    Posted on Thursday September 4th, 2008 at 07:04 in joke, farmer, donkey

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retriev...

  • Two Guys in a Bar

    Posted on Wednesday September 3rd, 2008 at 07:52 in mother, bar, joke, guys

    Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” T...

  • NASA's great achievement

    Posted on Tuesday September 2nd, 2008 at 06:35 in joke, NASA, achievement

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down...

  • New Jersey Hunters

    Posted on Monday September 1st, 2008 at 02:50 in new jersey, joke, hunters

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the ...

  • News Headline - Afghan Hero

    Posted on Sunday August 31st, 2008 at 02:29 in joke, hero, headline, afghan

    One day a woman was attacked by a dog. A man rescues her. The reporter interviews him and the headlines next day……“U.K citizen saves woman from rabid dog”The man tells the reporter that he was not from U.K. Next day…“Local Hero saves woma...

  • The Evil Atheist

    Posted on Saturday August 30th, 2008 at 03:53 in atheist, evil, joke

    An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”There is a ray of light from heaven and ...