Blog Detail
Troutie
http://troutie.blogspot.com/
An irreverent slice of modern motherhood
- Added on: Oct 24th, 2009
- Country: United Kingdom
- Language: English
Recent Posts
PVC and a Turkey
My last post managed to include both sex and chocolate. This post isn’t nearly as good, but it does include PVC and a Turkey, so you may want to click your mouse at this point and get your kicks elsewhere….Last weekend I was doing this.........an...
The Chocolate Man
On Saturday, for some unknown reason, I was incredibly horny. I wanted to shag everything that moved. Even the things I didn’t find attractive.For example, in ‘Jamie’s Italian’, Brighton, I accidentally offered to ‘eat’ one of the bartend...
Ganja, sex with bus drivers, hotpants and a spa
This morning, on my way into work, I accidentally walked into a cloud of ganja. Stereotypically it was blown into my face by a young, black man loitering outside my workplace. I pictured myself being mauled by the security dogs on the other side of t...
Wha’ Gwan? Yeah Blaaad.
This post was inspired by Potty Mummy's notes on Hackney Patois.Wha Gwaan, people? A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, didn’t have a clue that when her daughter talked about “blazing it” the other day, that it meant that her daughter h...
Conversation with my young, hot, Swedish neighbour
This conversation took place over the intercom. The purple bits are the voices in my head.I press the buzzer.Them: Err… Hello?Me: Hi could you turn the music down please?Them: (reluctant) Ummm… OK....well..... we will turn it down but…Me: There...
Alcohol in hospitals - please!
Today my son had an orchiectomy. This isn’t really very funny but I’m going to try really hard to make it funny because while you may think this is really distasteful, I find that dark humour for dark days really works for me.When I found out abo...
