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Sick Semen
Submitted by: Devon This happened with my boyfriend, now husband, about 3 years ago. At the time my boyfriend was sick with a serious cold and had missed a bunch of days of work. I felt really bad for him and wanted to cheer him up the best way I kne...
Girls DO Fart
Submitted by: George I’ve always been told “girls don’t poop” and “girls don’t fart,” but I’ve had my suspicions. Having never witness either taking place these were always just theories. Anyways, this ...
Strange Feeling
Submitted by: Lo One time I was having sex with my bf and after wards, still feeling a little hot, I decided to give him a blow job. So I was blowing him and after awhile I stopped because I was tired and he hadn’t cum yet. I started to think...
First Taste
Submitted by: HeadCar I was divorced for about 2 years now, and started hooking up with an ex-wife of one of my best friends. I know, I know, but at that point sex was sex and I was trying to get as much as I could, seeing that I was with my ex for a...
College Days
Submitted by: ANF When out on campus drinking I met a cute guy who invited me back to his dorm room. We started making out and soon he told me he was really horny, but I was on my period… because of this I decided I’d go down on him. I ...
The Blumpkin
Submitted by: john Ok. This is an embarrassing story, but I’ve kept it to myself for long enough. This happened a little over a year ago with my now wife. At this point our relationship was, well comfortable. We were very sexually open and expe...
Male Prostitute
Submitted by: in the military When I was in Military Occupational Specialty Training in the Army three of us were close friends. In the mid 1960’s only about 50% of guys would perform oral sex on girls if they had the chance. Our training was a...
Explosively Good
Submitted by: oops So this happened a few days ago, and honestly I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget this moment–it was horrific. To start off the story my boyfriend of 3 years and I went out for Mexican on our ‘date nig...
Make Sure You’re Specific
Submitted by: csb My girlfriend is nice enough to be experimental. Not too experimental, but enough to where I can tell her to give me a blow job in a new way (ever try ice cubes?). This one time, I wanted her to suck on my balls a little bit. I hear...
Red Badge of Courage
Submitted by: EYES_of_TX This happened while I was in college, dating my girlfriend (now wife). We were fooling around, one thing led to another and I was shucking off her panties, about to go down on her for some wicked pussy. She lived out of tow...
