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slang we tv photogs use for turning an utterly worthless story into something that sticks to video tape -- polishing a turd. be careful or you'll get some on you. i've been a television news photographer since 1990. i've been telling other

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  • FILM AT 11 -- DON'T TOUCH MY ^*#@ RADIO

    Posted on Monday June 9th, 2008 at 06:55 in Radio, suits, film at 11, stackers, assman, photogs

    Edi-turd's note: In our continuing bitchfest about how that expose on lint that kills ends up on your television for the evening report, FIL-TURD now delves into the second most mysterious place in the news business, The Mobile Newsroom. Any resembel...

  • FILM AT 11 -- BEAT CHECKS

    Posted on Friday May 30th, 2008 at 07:40 in reporters, film at 11, producers, stackers, photogs, beat checks

    Edi-Turd's note: Welcome to part two in a series of mud missiles aimed at explaining how most television stations bring you what passes for news these days. The following is a composite look at the way things work at half-dozen stations that have had...

  • SERVING THE FECAL BUFFETT

    Posted on Wednesday April 30th, 2008 at 06:07 in producers, live shot, stackers, shit sandwhich

    TURD NOTE: The following is a tongue-in-cheek look at how the news gets to your dinner table every night. I have the highest regard for producers and would never dream of saying anything deragatory about them in real life.Producers are the resturant ...

  • VERNAL SWEEP-QUINOX

    Posted on Friday April 25th, 2008 at 05:55 in sweeps, ratings, producers, gas tax, live shot, stackers

    "IT'S SWEEPS, ASSUME YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIVE." That's the quote written on the Big Raggedy Buffet board yesterday morning.Sweeps come around four times a year. Its sort of like the changing of the seasons in the newsroom. Its a time when normally mil...