Recent Posts Tagged With 'turd'

• BLALME AND FOGIVENESS 3

  Posted on Monday December 7th, 2009 at 06:59 in fiction, forgiveness, turd, blame

  Gerald bolted upright in his bed.Reverend Rob was reading again. "When he came to his senses, he said, 'How many of my father's hired men have food to spare, and here I am starving to death!”“What time is it?”“You’re awake. Just in time f...

• OBAMA AND THE RICKETS

  Posted on Wednesday September 9th, 2009 at 05:55 in school, obama, speech, turd

  After a week of successful dodging, yesterday, I was sucked into the swirling vortex of gassbaggery that is the Obama speech to school kids.Now, I couldn't give two shits whether or not POTUS talks to kids. He's the freeking president. If he wants ...

• IT'S OFFICIAL . . .

  Posted on Tuesday July 28th, 2009 at 08:17 in writing, manuscript, turd

  . . . I suck. At least at this blogging thing lately. Hopefully today, I will suck a little bit less.Ya see, I haven't been resting on my ever-expanding laurels. I've been busy. For the last 353 days I've been getting up early -- 5:30am early. A...

• THE PURSUIT OF POO

  Posted on Friday July 10th, 2009 at 09:41 in crime, poo, murder, turd, cap city

  Anyone regular reader of this crap sheet can tell you, I'm not the kind of dood to horn in on someone else's story, but when Cap City goes batshit with four murders before noon, and one of the suspects is named Poo -- well, that's a little too hard t...

• WALL OF SHAME

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 05:12 in speeding, turd, french settlement

  French Settlement is about as big as a pimple on a gnat's ass. And, unless you're the gant, it's about as important. So why am I hanging around this dog-turd village looking for an idiot? (And boy did I find them.)The mayor (Yes, they have one of tho...