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Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com

A blog dedicated to the truly horrible "art" of romance novel covers, and a brief, but funny description of such.

• Added on: Aug 25th, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Jennifer Myrna
• Listed in: Humor Funny Pictures
• Tags: Romance romance novels romance covers bad romance novel covers bad covers bad romance covers

Recent Posts

• Brains! Brains! Or, barring that, some adam\'s apple will do.

  Posted on Friday December 11th, 2009 at 21:13 in supernatural, death, danger, thigh

  The acid, having already eaten through her clothes, had mutated him into a flesh-hungry zombie....

• He will save her with his Nipples of Power

  Posted on Thursday December 10th, 2009 at 21:51 in shirtless, clothing, death, danger, thigh, fabio, moob

  Really?  He REALLY couldn't find a shirt?  It's -20 F and he's calf deep in snow, but he forgot a shirt.  She's already passed out from the cold....

• He power pooted a boat

  Posted on Wednesday December 9th, 2009 at 20:59 in weird, Pirates, smell, thigh, side boob, flamey

  See?  You CAN light a fart!  But watch out for the friggate that comes out with the gas. ...

• What I would give to have one night in your bootsies.

  Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 21:58 in shirtless, clothing, musicals, mullet, side boob, film television, moob

  We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor. ...

• Mannequin love: they say there\'s nothing purer...

  Posted on Monday December 7th, 2009 at 21:31 in weird, clothing, creepy, bucking bronco, film television

  ...Or more confusing.  Having seen the movie, they were convinced that they were meant to find love.  Unfortunately they couldn't "do it" unless someone was moving their limbs for them.  This made sex awkward. ...

• Watch out! Her ovarian dam\'s going to burst!

  Posted on Sunday December 6th, 2009 at 21:31 in music, Pirates, shirtless, food and drink, danger, smell, hairy, thigh

  For some men earning their red wings doesn't involve a flood tide.  Luckily he has the rope to hang on to in case he falls in.  Or to save himself from drowning. ...

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