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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."We we...
Top 10: Technical Support Reps Bloopers
Another doze of tech support bloopers. (forwarded by a friend)Enjoy! ☺Top 10: Get the right computer.Version 1Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?Tech support: OK, You've go...
Pinoy Transformers
1. Regine VelasquezBefore: Down-to-earth songbird.After: Alien-like diva.2. Jonalyn VirayBefore: First Pinoy Pop SuperstarAfter: Nose Job Superstar3. Bernard PalancaBefore: Lanky member of "The Hunks"After: A pregnant chunk of lard4. Kim Delos Santos...
Bob Ong Says... Part Two
1. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."2. "Huwag magmada...
Bob Ong Says... Part One
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang." 4. "Huwag na huwag ka ha...
