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Unicorn Rainbow Blood

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The first blog ever to be handwritten with a Unicorn Horn. Brilliantly crafted, etched in marble. Funny, tragic. Sean Donland offers career counseling, a resume writing service, writing tips, blogging tips, and information on making the world better.

Added on: Mar 9th, 2009
Country: Canada
Language: English

Author: Sean Donland
Listed in: Humor Crude Humor
Tags: resume job search blogging tips unicorns penis enlarger sean donland

Recent Posts

Quest for Hire - Stained Glass

Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 09:06 in job, elvis presley, stained glass, genetic modification, glass blower, chinch, quest for hire, cotton stainer

To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your ad for the position of Stained Glass Maker. I have several years experience staining various surfaces including teeth, cups, and toilet bowls. I spent a short stint working in a glass fabrication shop b...
Five Cover Letter Etiquette Tips

Posted on Wednesday March 18th, 2009 at 11:57 in how to write a cover letter, quest for hire, cover letter ettiquete, cover letter hints, how to address a cover letter, top five cover letter secrets

I’ve written thousands of cover letters over the past few years, and I’m now considered something of an expert in the field. As one of the leading experts in cover letter writing I feel it’s my duty to give back to the community and share the t...
Quest for Hire - Drug Dealer

Posted on Tuesday March 17th, 2009 at 09:48 in Marijuana, pot, cocaine, crack, scarface, heroin, drug dealer, quest for hire, bondable, hot dog cart

To Whom it May Concern, I am applying for the position of drug dealer. I have several years experience hanging around street corners and looking shady. I can hold a gun sideways and I’ve seen Scarface several times. In addition to the skills and jo...
Quest for Hire - Camp Supervisor

Posted on Monday March 16th, 2009 at 11:14 in application, fierce, campy, andy warhol, flamboyant, pink flamingos, community theater, camp manager, front of house, hilda, cream soup, quest for hire

To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Camp Supervisor. I have several years experience in community theater, supervising not only the front of house, but also the back door (silly!). I’ve managed a small cabar...
Writers Block? Write from the Heart

Posted on Saturday March 14th, 2009 at 07:51 in blogging, writing tips, blogging tips, bloggers, writers block, east germany, nasty hamburger

I was visiting a friend who told me the story of how his father escaped from East Germany before the wall came down. He fled the country on skis. Racing for his life he was chased down, dodged bullets and barely made it out alive. Only when he reache...
Quest for Hire - Pyschic

Posted on Friday March 13th, 2009 at 10:06 in psychic, paranormal, clairvoyance, esp, tarot cards, prediction, psychic abilities, psychic test, amityville horror, ectoplasm, prognosticating, quest for hire

To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Psychic. I realize you haven’t placed the ad yet, but you will. Since I was a baby I’ve known I was somehow different. As a child I could bend spoons, first with my f...