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Unreasonably Dangerous Onion Rings
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I hate stupid people. Always have. I see blatant displays of idiocy so often in day-to-day life that I don't even think about it anymore. Then one day, I read about a man in Chicago who sued a White Castle because he burned himself on an onion ring. He said the onion ring was "unreasonably dangerous". As though there is a reasonable level of danger that one can expect from onion rings and this one maliciously exceeded the Onion Ring Danger Threshold. That did it. I decided to collect and display the stupidity I encounter, and the blog was born.
- Added on: Jul 8th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Angus Bohanon
- Listed in: Observational Humor Social Commentary
- Tags: news Cars stupid products satire mock
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