Recent Posts Tagged With mildly whitty

• The fiberglass makes my stomach itch.

  Posted on Thursday March 18th, 2010 at 05:02 am in arizona my one defining quality mildly whitty

  Alison B. sent in 8URVETT (Ate your 'vett). "Vett," of course, meaning "Corvette." You see this is a Dodge Viper. A viper also being a venomous snake with long fangs. Alison writes:Hope it tasted good!!!I do have one request though, Mr. Viper, Sir-- ...

• My other car is an AUTOBOT

  Posted on Wednesday March 17th, 2010 at 05:28 am in California idaho mildly whitty

  Today we will be looking at a few plates from the popular toys, Transformers. Justin sent in today's first plate, DCPTKON (as in Decepticon, from the Transformers). Was Megatron already taken?This plate seems a little more believable, WITWIKY. The Wi...

• Pi ARRR Squared

  Posted on Monday March 8th, 2010 at 05:17 am in Virginia California my one defining quality mildly whitty

  Tina M. send in today's first plate, snapped by her husband, Ray. I had to stare at this one for a while, I cannot lie. It says "pirate." How you ask? 3.14 is a shortened version of the number "pi." Put it all together and you get PI-R-Eight... Pirat...

• I know, right!?

  Posted on Saturday January 9th, 2010 at 05:23 am in wtf maine mildly whitty

  SRSLY is internet slang for "seriously."SERIOUSLY?!Reminds me of our friend, the O RLY owl.Thanks for the plate Heather A. ...

• Ah munna eat choo!

  Posted on Monday January 4th, 2010 at 05:22 am in wisconsin mildly whitty

  RAAWWR comes to us from Five Tomatoes.I was kind of scared of this one at first but then I discovered that rawr means "I love you" in Dinosaur. I'm not even kidding. So fierce!see more Lolcats and funny pictures ...

• Oh no you di-int!

  Posted on Saturday January 2nd, 2010 at 05:01 am in vermont mildly whitty

  From my favorite self proclaimed crazy cat lady, Carm, comes OH SNAP. She writes this lovely story:My son was in an apartment complex for work... met this nice gentleman relocating from Vermont to Buffalo, NY. Asked him if it was OK to photo this pl...

• I don\'t need to grow up and get a life. I\'m a gamer. We have lots of lives.

  Posted on Saturday November 14th, 2009 at 05:19 am in Utah mildly whitty

  John S. managed to snap a picture of this geeky vanity plate, 1 UP. He writes:I had to resist the urge to head-butt this truck to see if I would get an extra life.... As in Super Mario Brothers. From wikipedia I learned: These mushrooms have green c...

• Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious State of Virginia

  Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 05:52 am in Virginia mildly whitty

  Donna F. sent us this gem, SXY T1ME (Sexy Time?). She writes: My only thought was "oh my god that does NOT say sexy time! Oh glory, yes it does!"I am going to take a guess and assume this motorist is a fan of the movie Borat. I can almost hear this ...

• If driving was easy they'd call it YOUR MOM

  Posted on Thursday October 1st, 2009 at 05:40 am in California mildly whitty

  Anna sent in YOURMOM with this message: This plate made me laugh at first but then I saw plate holder says something like "guess what I'd rather be doing." EWW.From the Urban Dictionary:An abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the inten...

• Bite me!

  Posted on Saturday September 26th, 2009 at 05:51 am in cats California animal lovers mildly whitty

  Heidi sent in this Jaguar's vanity plate which reads: VETS CAT. I assume the "vet" reference is there because you are a veterinarian. And a jaguar is a big cat. It also happens to be a line of luxury vehicles. So punny. Who needs a real cat when they...

• To err is human; To arr is PIRATE

  Posted on Saturday September 19th, 2009 at 05:13 am in Virginia California north carolina pennsylvania mildly whitty

  Ahoy! It's September 19, and you hopefully know what that means: International Talk Like A Pirate Day! If you don't know how to talk like a pirate, maybe some of these vanity plates can help... ARRMATEY is from Sydney J. "Arr matey" simply means, I a...

• He who laughs last thinks slowest; He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

  Posted on Tuesday September 15th, 2009 at 05:01 am in texas Virginia new york mildly whitty

  For those of you living under a rock, LOL = Laugh out loud (or lots of laughs).Our first laughter themed plate comes from LadyStyx who writes: I guess LOL or LMAO were taken? For the record OMG LOL, AWWW WTF, and BRB LOL are also taken.LOLCAT was sen...

• Cranial rectal inversion

  Posted on Wednesday September 9th, 2009 at 05:48 am in minnesota just odd mildly whitty

  Ben B. snapped this photo of BUTTHED (I am also trying to figure out what shadow puppet you are displaying to the left there). I am assuming this means butt head, but for the life of me, I can't possibly think of why you'd want that on a license pla...

• Proof that smart people don't drive smart cars

  Posted on Saturday September 5th, 2009 at 07:37 am in new york Florida mildly whitty

  Ah, the smart car. It's amazing that you can fit all of that ego into such a tiny vehicle! Matt B. sent in GUD 4GAS (Good for gas?). He writes: Apparently the new smart cars run on something called 'gud' ? Crazy Cat Lady Carm sent in BEE SMRT (Be Sm...

• Things You Don't Yell In The Middle Of Church

  Posted on Wednesday August 12th, 2009 at 05:56 am in Virginia maine hall-of-shame mildly whitty

  Donna F. sent in 6SIX6 (666). This is on Virginia's Harley Owners Group plate. In addition to being the sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel, it's also most famously know for being the Number of the Beast.Note to self: Satan drives a Mustang. ...

• Because we're too cool to say "legitimate"

  Posted on Saturday July 25th, 2009 at 06:23 am in louisiana mildly whitty

  So I guess there are at least 2 MC Hammer fans out there bold enough to state so on their license plates (see previously: E=MC (Hammer)). Amanda sent in 2 LEGIT. For those of you who need the explanation, Too Legit To Quit was the smash hit by MC Ha...

• Manners From A 2 Year Old

  Posted on Tuesday July 21st, 2009 at 05:19 am in ohio arizona my one defining quality mildly whitty

  Amanda S. (platerazzo who snapped this photo of TOOOT) writes:What do you say when you toot? (I ask my 2 year old)'Scuse me! (Her reply) Why yes, we have received a plate that says exactly that: XCUSEME (Excuse me). This photo was taken by Corianne. ...

• It's Not Easy Being Cheesy

  Posted on Friday July 17th, 2009 at 05:55 am in ohio Illinois mildly whitty completely annoying

  Alright platerazzi, strap on your thinking caps for this one. Nancy sent in AN BYOND (and beyond). Get it? It's an Infinity. To infinity and beyond, ring a bell? Jenne sent in HISSY. It's on a Honda Fit. You can do it! Put it together now! HISSY FIT!...

• Well, you was doing fitty five in a fitty fo'

  Posted on Saturday July 11th, 2009 at 05:39 am in California mildly whitty

  Platty sent us 99 PROBS, which I assume refers to the Jay-Z song, 99 Problems. Essentially the main theme of 99 Problems can be summed up with the line, "If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems, but a b*tch ain't on...

• Rawr?

  Posted on Monday July 6th, 2009 at 05:06 am in Virginia mildly whitty

  BUTZILA comes to us from Christina S. I've heard of a Bridezilla before, but never a Buttzilla. In my mind I imagined two giant prehistoric butt cheeks with tiny claws protruding from them, knocking over buildings and farting atomic fire. Um... awes...