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Presidential candidate Mr Breakfast has vowed to to use this blog to point out the foibles, goofs and questionable decisions of all 2008 Presidential candidates until they announce a policy on the Importance of Breakfast.
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Tom Tancredo Looks Like Pauly Shore
This just in...Tom Tancredo looks exactly like Pauly Shore.Tom Tancredo is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives and a Republican Candidate for President. Pauly Shore was a comedian in the ei...
Finally: Democratic Candidate Recognizes Breakfast
At Monday's CNN/YouTube Democratic Presidential Debate, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson made a passing reference to breakfast while answering a question about healthcare reform. "(A) healthy bre...
New Cereal Endorsed By Presidential Candidate
Political decorum dictates that I don't endorse any other candidate at this moment. However, it does seem appropriate, even imperative, that I do endorse certain breakfast products during the cou...
New Cereal Sparks National Policy on Oat Clusters
The complete name of this new cereal is Oat Cluster Cheerios Crunch and it's described on the box as being "A cereal with a perfect blend of five lightly sweetened whole grains and crunchy oa...
Mike Huckabee Used To Be Super Fat
...until BREAKFAST saved his life!In 2002, Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee weighted 280 pounds. Climbing a flight of stairs would leave him panting and sweating like a pig. He could barely fi...