Recent Posts Tagged With 'female jokes'

• Three Men Hiking Through A Forest

  Posted on Tuesday August 25th, 2009 at 18:15 in female jokes

  3 men hiking through a forest they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, first man prayed: God, please give me strength to cross the river.Poof! God gave him big arms strong legs and he was able to swim across in ...

• Females, Apples and Wine

  Posted on Thursday June 12th, 2008 at 01:01 in female jokes, gender jokes

  Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren̵...

• Blonde Husband

  Posted on Saturday June 7th, 2008 at 01:01 in female jokes, gender jokes

  Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.” The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m think...

• Female Comebacks

  Posted on Wednesday May 28th, 2008 at 01:01 in female jokes

  Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man:...