Recent Posts Tagged With 'medical jokes'

• Looks of Disappointment

  Posted on Sunday October 4th, 2009 at 12:37 in medical jokes, married jokes

  A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery‚ and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said‚ 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before‚ so she stayed by hi...

• The extra set of Dentures

  Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 08:40 in medical jokes

  A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth!" The man said,...

• Flat at Mental Hospital

  Posted on Thursday August 21st, 2008 at 18:24 in medical, redneck, medical jokes, redneck jokes

  Bubba is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While Bubba is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Bubba was keeping the lug nuts. The nuts are all knocked into a nearby st...

• What Happened to Beautiful

  Posted on Monday August 4th, 2008 at 01:00 in medical, married, medical jokes, married jokes

  A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she s...

• Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell

  Posted on Sunday July 27th, 2008 at 01:00 in medical, medical jokes

  The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to ...

• Breast Implants and Viagra

  Posted on Friday June 20th, 2008 at 01:00 in medical jokes

  There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to ...

• New Treatment For Sunburn

  Posted on Wednesday June 4th, 2008 at 01:01 in medical, medical jokes

  A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, a...

• Dentists Find Use For Viagra

  Posted on Saturday March 1st, 2008 at 06:48 in medical jokes

    A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.  The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.  "No way!!  No needles!!  I hate needles," the patient said. The dentist starts to hook...