Recent Posts Tagged With 'doctor jokes'

• Doc Jokes

  Posted on Friday April 10th, 2009 at 02:26 in doctor jokes

  Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your tests results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours?! That's terrible. What could b...

• Medicine Through Time

  Posted on Tuesday February 17th, 2009 at 07:40 in doctor jokes

  Here is the history of medicine right from the root of... er... well read it - " Doctor, I have an ear ache. " 2000 BC - Here, eat this root. 1000 BC - That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 AD - That payer is superstition, drink this potion....

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  Posted on Thursday December 25th, 2008 at 05:03 in doctor jokes

  Gerald: "Have ever you come across a man who at the slightest touch, causes a thrill and makes you tremble?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist." ...

• The deaf man

  Posted on Monday November 10th, 2008 at 06:47 in doctor jokes

  A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doctor, I have a very serious problem. I only hear half of everything." "That can't be," answers the doctor. " Either you can hear everything or you can't hear anything. Let's see. Repeat after me: ninety-six."...

• The gloves

  Posted on Sunday October 19th, 2008 at 00:20 in doctor jokes

  The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having operated, "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." The patient replied, "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay fo...