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Wendy the Cactus
http://wendythecactus.blogspot.com
The adventures of Wendy, a neurotic cactus who live in Los Angeles. She is searching for true love, hates her job, and suffers from delusions of grandeur.
Recent Posts
Best Christmas Present Ever
For our annual Christmas present exchange, I gave Miles possibly the greatest Christmas present since the birth of Christ. The wrapping job is a little messy, but it's the thought that counts.Miles eagerly unwrapped his present and - VIOLA!IT'S ME! I...
Spa Day
The holiday season always wears me out. I needed to go shopping today and buy Miles' present for our annual Christmas gift exchange. Last year, Miles gave me a selection of luxury bath products; I got him a lint brush. In 2007, Miles gave me a luxury...
Bah Humbug
I am just not feeling the Christmas spirit this year. I loved Christmas as a child -the presents! the tree! the cookies! - but as a mature woman, I came to love Christmas even more. You know why? The Christmas parties! the egg nog! the mistletoe! mor...
A Present For Ralph.
I know exactly what Ralph wants for Christmas: he wants me to put out. But that is so not going to happen in this or any lifetime. So I got him this instead:It's the complete DVD collection of the greatest television show in the history of televisio...
Celibacy Update
As you may recall, I am trying to remain married to my husband Ralph for a decent amount of time. I'm concerned that if we get divorced too quickly, men will assume I am unstable, crazy or bad in bed. It would be really easy to stay married to Ralph...
Vital Statistics
It has been brought to my attention that my audience might be interested in some of my background information. While my daily adventures are extremely exciting, I must agree that all the little details that make up Wendy are equally fascinating.So, a...

