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What In Real Life
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Humorous thoughts about the human experience and knowing God.
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When the dog licks your face…
“You know you are in pain when, as the dog licks tears from your face, it no longer matters that she also licks her butt.” ~Lily, The Testimony of A. Lily Pond (under construction) Amy Rasmussen (copyright, 2009) ...
Swinging and Falling?
This morning, I caught myself having a conversation, about my love life, with the dog.It probably sounds strange, but Elli is a fantastic listener, and has yet to offer any unsolicited advice such as, “You should get married.” The couple ...
An Unraveling To Remember
I was thinking, recently, about what happened when Paradise went up in smoke. What came to mind were two people clutching fig leaves in front of their genitals. “Hello! Where are you?” A friendly voice called through the Garden. God rounded a b...
A Midsummer Night’s Experiment
One summer night, when I was twelve, I began questioning what the Bible says about nakedness. The question hit me in the shower. As water sprayed my tomboyish legs, I realized that I felt zero shame. A lifetime of Sunday school classes had cultivated...
Life and Ducking
”The longer I live, the less surprised I am by all the crap that flies around, and the better and better I get at ducking!” ~Lily, The Testimony of A. Lily Pond (under construction) Frequently such thoughts cross my brain. I am usuall...
Sabbath & Irreverent Truthfulness
In recent years, I have discovered the necessity of “slowing down.” During a hectic season of working, commuting, graduate school and rebuilding my life after a series of bombs leveled it, I reached a place in which I physically and emoti...

