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Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like Jack Daniels
Alcohol, it’s the perfect gift for everyone, no matter how young. Merry Christmas From TastyBoozeMemorial Day MemoriesAnd The Wife Of The Year Award Goes To... Merry Christmas From TastyBooze Merry Christmas “A CHRISTMAS STORY...
Miller Brewing Holiday Shopping
If you are still trying to find the right gift for a beer drinker on your list, I would like to point people in the direction of the Miller Lite Gear Web store. There seems to be a wide variety of clothing, novelties, home decor and drinking parapher...
Experience Cowboy Stadium The Way It Was Intended
I’m sure this Dallas Cowboy fan was exactly who Jerry Jones had in mind when he spent $1 billion on the new football stadium. He’s already knocked over a beer and is using a trash can as a table/leaning post. The crowd erupts and there is...
Four Years Old, Drunk And Stealing Christmas Presents Is No Way To Go Through Life Son
Hayden Wright, 4, grabbed a beer from his grandfather’s cooler, broke through the childproof latch on the front door and rolled down the street sipping his brew. He rang a few door bells before finding a neighbor’s door unlocked. He went ...
Pissing On A Cop’s Head Is Never A Good Idea
I can understand that when you’re looking at DUI number 5 things are a little routine and you might want to mix it up a bit. However you might not want to mix it up by pissing on the back of officer’s head. The Sheboygan Press said...
Drunk Sumo Wrestling Simulation
I’ll admit, I thought this was pretty stupid to begin with and was going to skip posting it. But it got better as the video went along, plus it helped kill a couple minutes and got me that much closer to the weekend. Therefore, I think it’...
Harvard/Yale “Football” Rivalry
Thanks to television, college football rivalry week now extends for three weeks. It started this past weekend with Ohio State vs. Michigan, and will continue through Thanksgiving and into next week. Locally we’re most focused on the Apple Cup o...
The Official Tasty Booze Thanksgiving Day Drinking Game
Tomorrow is turkey day which means the lethal combination of food, family and the Detroit Lions. It’s a combination that should only be faced under the heavy influence of alcohol. To assist you in catching that heavy buzz we’ve come...
Chewbacca Is One Handsy Bastard
This is the kind of thing that makes me miss college and makes me feel like a shitbox for not making a trip back to Pullman this year. Baba Ganoush went last weekend and he roots for the Huskies for fuck’s sake. Come on Batman, what...
Ninja Fail, Darwin Win
Apparently Darwin doesn’t look to kindly on the ninja/booze combination. Police were looking for an assault victim when they heard this supposed ninja yelling for help. I’m not familar with all the rules of the ninja but I’m p...
Train Almost Runs Over Drunk Woman
On Friday in Boston, a 26-year-old woman was drunk and smoking while waiting for the train, when she looked down the tunnel, lost her balance and fell onto the subway tracks. It looks as though she passes out or just takes a quick nap when she falls ...
Floridians Are Crazy #57
God, the Floridians have been on fire lately. This is my fourth “Floridians Are Crazy” story in the last week. I think Ms. Amacenda-Velona, pictured to the right, was actually going for a two-fer. I think she was attempting to add a...
Floridians Are Crazy #56
Rain, sleet and snow are no problem but three times the legal limit of booze in your system while trying to deliver the mail can be a real motherfucker. Police found Kevin Crocilla, 29, passed out in his mail truck along the side of the road. K...
How To Open Wine Without A Corkscrew
I’m always looking to help out my fellow boozehounds. I don’t drink a whole lot of wine but I don’t know anyone that hasn’t found themselves with wine and no corkscrew at one time or another. This drunk French guy shows you ho...
Floridians Are Crazy #55
I think this lady is certifiably batshit crazy. Just like yesterday this lady brought this on herself. She actually drove up to three police cars gathered in a church parking lot and offered to survey any homes or property the cops might own. T...
A Halloween Breathalyzer Meets A Real Breathalyzer
Ohhh, ain’t that a bitch. Getting dressed up as a breathalyzer machine and then ending up on the business of a real breathalyzer machine. This chucklehead got nailed by the fuzz for going the wrong way down a one way street without any headligh...
Floridians Are Crazy #54
“Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road,” she told the 911 dispatcher. The dispatcher asked if the Strey was behind the drunk driver, to which she replied “No, I am them.” The dispatcher asked, “Okay, so...
Kids: Do Not Need
Babysitter is about to regret their decision to feed tallboy energy drinks to the youts. This Kid Has His Priorities In OrderEat The Kids!Children's Chair Gone Wrong Focus Is The Key Children’s Chair Gone Wrong I am better than your ki...
Possibly The Drunkest Man Ever, Part II
Last week it was a guy trying to buy Budweiser and this week it’s a guy trying to pick up a bag that I can only hope is filled with more booze. I’ve been shit-faced drunk many times before but I don’t think I’ve ever done the ...
This Is How They Do It In Michigan
At 8:45 a.m. this young man was already out of it… Not sure if it was because of a long night of drinking the night before and he just tried to power through it. Or if he woke up insanely early to start tailgating and just didn’t know how...
The Dark Underbelly of Oktoberfest
Buxom Oktoberfest Beer BabesOktoberfest Is Here, At Least In SeattleOktoberfest is the Pinnacle of Human Creation Oktoberfest Is Here, At Least In Seattle Buxom Oktoberfest Beer Babes Hey Let’s Go See The Dark Kni….Wait….WTF...
Passout At A Football Game, Pay The Price
A fan at the Houston Texans vs. Oakland Raiders game apparently thought that taking a nap in a football stadium was a good idea. Unfortunately, this fan happened to be rooting for Oakland…well, at least he was when he wasn’t napping. The ...
Party Boxer Gets Knocked The Eff Out
It amazes me that people think that boxing is a good idea at a party. Sure, after a couple drinks you have that liquid courage and the pain probably won’t be as bad, but you also end up fighting like a sloppy drunk. Like these two kids, they de...
Australians Upset Over Beer Limit
Some Aussies are up in arms over a new drinking ban that has been put in place for the four day Bathurst 1,000 car race. Spectators are limited to one 24-can case each of full-strength beer, although if revellers are willing to consume lower-st...
Vodka And Tattoos Don’t Mix
If you decide to get a tattoo after drinking an entire bottle of vodka there is a better than good chance you might wake up with a four-balled cock on your leg. Some poor bastard in Sweden drank a whole bottle of vodka and woke up the next morn...
Floridians Are Crazy #53
Generally I would summarize the article but this one is just too good. The boyfriend, said Bathgate, 31, had been imbibing Natural Ice beer, described in the affidavit as “an economy brand high-alcohol beer beverage,” all day. The boyfriend...
Bottle Defeats Drunk Russian
If executed, this is a pretty cool party trick. But if you’re going to go outside and have everyone watch (and videotape) you try to break a bottle with your head, you might to not give up so easily. Now this guy is a huge failure with a headac...
