Recent Posts Tagged With 'mugshot'

• You Sir Are Quite Literally A Dickhead

  Posted on Friday December 18th, 2009 at 14:00 in humor, pictures, awesome, mugshot

  I have no idea who this guy is or why he is posing for this mugshot but that is the most ridiculously shaped dome I’ve ever seen.   via Meme Party Ice Bullets Go With Your AK-47 VodkaThe Wonderful World Of Cordless MassagersBeer Phone...

• Floridians Are Crazy #57

  Posted on Monday November 9th, 2009 at 11:00 in kids, stories, Florida, drunk, tequila, dui, dumbass, booze, mugshot

  God, the Floridians have been on fire lately. This is my fourth “Floridians Are Crazy” story in the last week. I think Ms. Amacenda-Velona, pictured to the right, was actually going for a two-fer. I think she was attempting to add a...

• Floridians Are Crazy #55

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 13:00 in Police, stories, Florida, crazy, drunk, dui, cops, cop, dumbass, booze, mugshot

  I think this lady is certifiably batshit crazy. Just like yesterday this lady brought this on herself. She actually drove up to three police cars gathered in a church parking lot and offered to survey any homes or property the cops might own. T...

• A Halloween Breathalyzer Meets A Real Breathalyzer

  Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 14:15 in humor, stories, holiday, drunk, dui, costume, cops, halloween, booze, mugshot

  Ohhh, ain’t that a bitch. Getting dressed up as a breathalyzer machine and then ending up on the business of a real breathalyzer machine. This chucklehead got nailed by the fuzz for going the wrong way down a one way street without any headligh...

• Floridians Are Crazy #54

  Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 in stories, Florida, Driving, drunk, dui, amazing, cops, dumbass, booze, mugshot, tasty boozed

  “Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road,” she told the 911 dispatcher. The dispatcher asked if the Strey was behind the drunk driver, to which she replied “No, I am them.” The dispatcher asked, “Okay, so...

• Mugshot Of The Week

  Posted on Thursday October 22nd, 2009 at 13:00 in humor, pictures, Florida, featured, mugshot, chucklehead, mugshot of the week

  What’s your guess here? Lost a bet or preparation for a Halloween costume? Either way walking around with a half beard isn’t exactly incon-fucking-spicious which is probably why the fuzz in Florida noticed this chucklehead and ended up bu...

• Floridians Are Crazy #53

  Posted on Friday October 2nd, 2009 at 11:00 in pictures, beer, stories, Florida, crime, drunk, mugshot, natural ice

  Generally I would summarize the article but this one is just too good. The boyfriend, said Bathgate, 31, had been imbibing Natural Ice beer, described in the affidavit as “an economy brand high-alcohol beer beverage,” all day. The boyfriend...

• Floridians Are Crazy #50

  Posted on Friday September 18th, 2009 at 12:00 in Cars, Police, Car, stories, Florida, farts, gun, dumbass, bat, mugshot

  Hey, everyone enjoys a good fart joke and/or fart related prank but if your in Florida and your buddy happens to be a lunatic you might want to back off after the first few. Stevens was having dinner at Baker’s house and Baker was being rude by...