Recent Posts Tagged With 'a doofus is me'

• The Cross-Wired Crackpot

  Posted on Friday June 5th, 2009 at 13:52 in a doofus is me

  (Lots of baseball buzz going on lately over at Bugs & Cranks. To wit: Dancing with the (Dirty Bird) Devil: "There’s no hurler this side of C.C. Sabathia in a padded suit of armor that’s going to stand in there with Vick chugging up the first...

• Make a U-Turn, Then Ask Someone Who Knows

  Posted on Thursday May 21st, 2009 at 23:32 in a doofus is me

  (Two bits of B&C goodness since last time: Wednesday Walk Watch: Week sWix: "When you’re toiling past the middle of May taking fewer walks on the season than Joel Piniero, Derek Lowe or Chan Ho Park, you’re really putting something special t...

• Gym Less-Than-Dandy

  Posted on Monday February 9th, 2009 at 20:44 in a doofus is me

  Getting back into the grind after a cold can be a challenge. This morning, I made it to the gym for the first time in a few days. Figuring I wasn't quite yet up to pretending I could play squash again, I decided to try out a stationary bike. You'd t...

• Outshone By a Phone

  Posted on Wednesday January 7th, 2009 at 21:53 in a doofus is me

  The more I find out about this 'Google phone' I've had for the past couple of months, the more impressed I am. With the phone. But not with myself. Because each new feature I uncover leads me down a path where I find out that I'm not quite as smart ...

• Lights! Camera! Auction!

  Posted on Wednesday December 17th, 2008 at 22:33 in a doofus is me

  Over the weekend, the missus and I attended a special holiday gala. It was sponsored by a local arts group, and featured live entertainment, a wine tasting and hobnobbing with all manner of cultured neighborly types. (At least, I think we 'hobnobbed...

• If You Don't Know, You Can Always Axiom

  Posted on Friday December 12th, 2008 at 22:18 in a doofus is me

  I used to wind up in a lot of embarrassing situations. I never sought them out, mind you; I just wound up in them. Mysteriously. There I'd be, minding my own business, and the next thing I knew I'd be dressed in a matador's outfit with my hand down ...

• Doofus on Line One

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 22:48 in a doofus is me

  You'd think something might have changed while I was away the past few months. With all that free time spent not writing, I should have been able to pick up a skill or two. You'd think I'd emerge from my hiatus a new and better man -- wiser, craftier...