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Whiskey in my Sippy Cup
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I spent 27 months as a hotel and 25 months as a restaurant and all I got was this stupid PTA membership.
Recent Posts
There’s No State Income Tax, But They Make Up For It With The Asshole Tax
We spent Thanksgiving with my realtor, which is only slightly less depressing than spending it with no one. But I like my realtor. She’s kind of nuts. I mean, she’s got penises peni penis’ thank god at least I don’t know what ...
Karmic Retribution Often Comes With a Cherry On Top
You know what happens when you decide to be that asshole American who’s all, “If you people elect Bush again, I’m so totally moving to Canada”, and then you DO IT? Karma sees fit to deport your ass straight to his backyard, th...
Pretty Sure This Means My Period Is About To Start
I haven’t talked too much about the actual move; like, the process behind it. I haven’t because, honestly, I was busy pretending it wasn’t happening. I didn’t want to leave Canada, I wasn’t planning on leaving Canada. I ...
Pyridoxine Hydrochloride Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry
“Where are we going, momma?” she asked me two night ago from the backseat of the car. “Home, baby”, I answered. “Are we going to our new Texas house?” she squeaked softly from her carseat, and I told her we were. &...
Cleanliness is Next To Godliness and Apparently, God Wants You to be Miserable
I grew up poor, and when I say I grew up poor, I don’t mean that I could only afford the knock-off Caboodles; I mean that I wore my brother’s old underwear and my gross annual income was the exact same as my husband’s current net. M...
First Impressions
The day before I left Canada, I went into my Safeway, just to say goodbye. There were hugs and tears and well-wishes. Man, I love those girls at my Safeway. Now that I think about it, many of my most meaningful relationships have been forged in groce...
