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Wide Awake in Wonderland

http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com

One woman's search for meaning, humor, and a paycheck as a writer. Life is hard. You may lose your job tomorrow. Your wife is probably cheating on you. Your dog thinks you're a dick. But at least you still have your sense of humor.

• Added on: Feb 17th, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Vanessa
• Listed in: Humor Travel
• Tags: travel life humor travel humor humorous observations female backpacking europe alone

Recent Posts

• If you want to make money, write a book

  Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 00:24 in life, humor, scientology, ME ME ME, l. ron hubbard, humorous blog, eating guidelines under my new wacky religion, from everything i've read l. ron hubbard was kind of nutso, i am behind on my editing and getting edgy about it, i stayed up until 5am talking to my friend and we didn't get up until almost noon and i am really out of whack, i'm a little worried that #9 is over the line, it's hard to edit when you're entertaining someone from out of town

  “If you want to make money, write a book. If you want to make a lot of money, start a religion.” –L. Ron Hubbard Allegedly, in 1948, science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard (author of all kinds of things you’ve probably never he...

• Count to five

  Posted on Thursday November 26th, 2009 at 12:45 in life, humor, ME ME ME, happy thanksgiving, higgs boson, another reason the universe should (will?) give me a huge book deal: i would absolutely spend a couple months a year in , deep thoughts on thanksgiving, does anyone really care if we discover the higgs boson if the money could have been used to save millions if not billion, earth really sucks on some levels., every five seconds, every five seconds a child dies of hunger, every five seconds a child starves to death

  A child has died. In the time it takes you to read the first few sentences of this post, another child will die of starvation. In fact, right now in our world, a child dies of hunger every five seconds –  over 16,000 (SIXTEEN THOUSAND) –...

• You already know this

  Posted on Tuesday November 24th, 2009 at 10:56 in life, humor, cats, ME ME ME, funny blog, muscle milk, dsm iv, humorous blog, humorous observations, pointless random observations, random sh*t floating around in my head, cat sucking on bathrobe

  But in case you have short term memory issues or don’t really care enough to remember the little incidentals about me or simply show up to look at the pretty pictures and don’t actually read anything…I am easily amused. And I will p...

• If I had a million dollars…

  Posted on Monday November 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 in life, humor, Buddhism, Random Musings, ME ME ME, i'm tired, i love clothes, humorous blog, funny random stories, pointless random observations, random sh*t floating around in my head, actually that's a lie. there's a lot going on right now but i'm not at liberty to discuss it because it involves someone

  I’d buy your love. I would. I might. Okay, you got me. I wouldn’t. I’d quite possibly buy a lot of stuff and most of it I wouldn’t need, but I’d probably take my queues from the super-rich Beatles (as in ‘Can’...

• Coming soon to an airport near you!

  Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 13:36 in travel, life, humor, ME ME ME, tsa, travel humor, palm reading, transportation security administration, pull my finger, general bitching, humorous blog, random sh*t floating around in my head

  Completely superfluous and unnecessary processes dreamed up by the United States Transportation Security Administration (TSA) in order to make themselves appear useful and/or alleviate job boredom! There must be a rule that you have to be a certa...

• 25 Ways To Make Thanksgiving Memorable

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 20:33 in life, humor, thanksgiving, ME ME ME, funny blog, thanksgiving humor, thanksgiving ideas, thanksgiving jokes, humorous blog, i'm exhausted, 25 thanksgiving tips, all right cheapskates. you can buy me that nepal country guide for four dollars. four dollars. and i'll tell you stories

  Holy hell. It’s that time of year again. Has somebody invented a ‘time speeder upper’ machine and neglected to tell me? Regardless, Thanksgiving (American Thanksgiving. I wouldn’t normally know this, but I recently learned that...

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