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Wit's Bitch

Wit's Bitch

http://www.witsbitch.com

A fiery, forever-twenty-nine, single woman shares her sardonic view of life’s inane moments, the bane of unemployment, the revolving door of life's lessons, confessions of her "I don't recommend this. . . " missteps, and the utterly ridiculous.

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  • Dude, where’s my blog?

    Posted on Wednesday April 8th, 2009 at 15:30 in lame shit

    HOLY SHIT!! I found it! I found my blog! Sheesh, I haven’t been around in so long I figured it would be totally strung out from non-stop partying, covered in cartoon character tattoos, and contemplating a move to Europe where it would live under th...

  • I can’t even stand me anymore

    Posted on Monday March 16th, 2009 at 23:21 in why did i get out of bed?

    Have I mentioned that I’m feeling sorry for myself? And that right now I’m slacking off, writing this post when I should be finishing the class assignment from the special pain-in-my-ass portion of hell? Ho-lee crap-olee I’m sick of myself....

  • Is having multiple personalities considered a super power?

    Posted on Sunday March 15th, 2009 at 10:19 in lame shit

    I’m adding a new superhero persona to my unstable stable of multiple personalities. I think she’ll fit in nicely. Or beat the crap outta some of the others. Whichever.   Special thanks to Redhead Ranting for leading me to the superh...

  • So wrong, yet. . .

    Posted on Thursday March 12th, 2009 at 22:27 in lame shit

    Asparagus, what the hell is wrong with you?? Oh, don’t play coy with me, you know damn well what I’m talking about! That seductive come-on. . .   You know I can’t resist you when you’re all hot and slathered in oil, or wrapped in lu...

  • Oh for frick’s sake!

    Posted on Wednesday March 11th, 2009 at 16:56 in why did i get out of bed?

    Look out people! I’m on my high horse. Which, by the way, sounds like a much better place to be than on my low horse. I mean, what exactly would I be doing on my low horse anyway?? Here’s the deal—I called one of my professors a dipshit. Not t...

  • One of the Wonders of the World: Women

    Posted on Monday March 9th, 2009 at 23:50 in kewlness

    I’m sure you all know by now that it’s Women’s History Month. And I KNOW you’re all celebrating, cuz let’s face it, there are two types of people in the world--women and those who worship the ground women walk on. I don&...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 4.97 out of a possible 5 based on 30 comments.

WoFat

5 stars Jack W.

Splendid blog. Go forth and giggle.

Posted: March 10th, 2009 | More Reviews From WoFat | Report This Comment

Aoi

5 stars Aoi

Lots of fun, lots of humor, and lots of style.

Posted: February 6th, 2009 | More Reviews From Aoi | Report This Comment

NixyValentine

5 stars Nixy Valentine

Very funny blog. I've just subscribed. :)

Posted: February 3rd, 2009 | More Reviews From NixyValentine | Report This Comment

marvelgoose

5 stars Merrill Guice

Short with a way of puncturing pretentiousness with those spiked heels of hers.

Posted: December 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From marvelgoose | Report This Comment

mikia328

5 stars mikia328

Truly entertaining writing that screams sarcasm (my fave), wit, and humor. If you're having a bad day, read this blog. If you feel like you're going to blow, read this blog. If you need a pick-me-up, read this blog. You'll be laughing in to time. Guaranteed.

Posted: November 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From mikia328 | Report This Comment

orionunleashed

5 stars orion

I wouldn't trade reading this blog for a chicken with one eye...
it makes my day to see someone else suffering from sarcasm.

Posted: October 9th, 2008 | More Reviews From orionunleashed | Report This Comment

Attlesea62

5 stars Lidian

Enormous fun - so witty and entertaining, I love reading this blog a whole lot!

Posted: September 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From Attlesea62 | Report This Comment

AngieSS

5 stars Angie Stafford

An extremely enticing, fun and humor filled blog. One of my new fav's!

"Sarcasm--the breakfast of champions!" Yummy!

Posted: September 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From AngieSS | Report This Comment

SkipDeKades

5 stars Skip Dekades

Nothing to bitch about with this one. This is one of a kind. It's one of my favorites.

Posted: September 10th, 2008 | More Reviews From SkipDeKades | Report This Comment

qelqoth

5 stars Qelqoth

Wit's Bitch could have potentially been awarded full marks for her biting social commentary. However, I loathe images of felines and the two cats adorning her site header reduced her perfect score from ten...to nine. But having said that, the aforementioned social commentary does kick ass.

Posted: September 1st, 2008 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

ncgirl3608

5 stars ncgirl3608

Loved your blog!
Erin

Posted: August 14th, 2008 | More Reviews From ncgirl3608 | Report This Comment

gadiez

4 stars gadis

keep blogging

Posted: August 2nd, 2008 | More Reviews From gadiez | Report This Comment

april220

5 stars april

anything with bitch in it has to be good!

Posted: July 31st, 2008 | More Reviews From april220 | Report This Comment

blogofbex

5 stars Blog of Bex

Hilarious!!

Posted: July 27th, 2008 | More Reviews From blogofbex | Report This Comment

bees

5 stars Bee

Hilarious! I love my sarcasm as dessert!

Posted: July 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From bees | Report This Comment

Peglegstarfish

5 stars Julie

I like this chicks sense of humor! Similar to mine only mine might be a little better! Kidding! Hey wait, I already did a review! Wft! Oh well.

Posted: July 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From Peglegstarfish | Report This Comment

DrowseyMonkey

5 stars DrowseyMonkey

School supplies, stripper shoes,razors ... c'mon people this is all good stuff! :)

Clever, well-written ... funny as hell. Well, when I say hell I mean it in a good way. A must read ... daily!

Posted: July 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From DrowseyMonkey | Report This Comment

Donlewis

5 stars Don Lewis

Ok. First off her icon. I can feel my sinuses closing down already and I can imagine, only too vividly, the "biscuits" being made on my face at 3AM.

Then there's her template. Hellloooo 1960's! I mean, lime green and gray??? My God! Just add some orange shag why don't you?

I swear, if she wasn't funny enough to cause me to blow air out of my ears trying to keep from laughing out loud at night, I'd never go back.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From Donlewis | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

Wit's Bitch can tickle my funny bone ANYtime. (i don't know what that means, btw)

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From nannygoats | Report This Comment

iDoThings

5 stars JD

I am Wit's bitch's bitch! I love her sense of humor and writing.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From iDoThings | Report This Comment

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

I particularly like the posts about exercise.

Reading it counts as my "work out".

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

thadsta

5 stars Thaddeus Stanley

Excellence in Blogcasting - mega dittos!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From thadsta | Report This Comment

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

This is a fiesty funny woman....she'll have you laughing a ton.

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From magnamatt | Report This Comment

damonm55

5 stars Damon

Excellent writing Bitch! Or is it Ms. Bitch?
Or Ms. Wit? Anyways, totally enjoyed your blog. Thanks for the laugh!

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From damonm55 | Report This Comment

nocleaninghere

5 stars No Cleaning Here

I love this blog - mostly because I love humor, irony, parody, and sarcasm. In fact, if I were in charge of the YMCA, that would be my motto (rather than caring, honesty, respect and responsibility)(which I find unbelievably superficial).

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From nocleaninghere | Report This Comment

k8noon

5 stars Rickey Henderson

Rickey heartily approves of this blog.

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From k8noon | Report This Comment

diesel

5 stars Rob Kroese

You can't help but be funny when you're wit's bitch.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

Peglegstarfish

5 stars Julie

Hi! I just had a chance to check out your blog. It's wonderful. It reminds me of my blog, which is also witty and clever. :) I would like to add you to my blog roll, please check out my site and see if I'm worthy enought for an add to yours. Or just tell me I suck. That's OK too. And your kitty is so precious!

Posted: July 15th, 2008 | More Reviews From Peglegstarfish | Report This Comment

Arcticulates

5 stars Arcticulates

Very good blog! I love the posts, they just kept me reading and reading!

I can identify with the cats things...being a cat lover myself! :)

This blog is nicely put together, easy to navigate and well written. I highly recommend it to everyone!

Posted: July 9th, 2008 | More Reviews From Arcticulates | Report This Comment

jackpayne

5 stars Jack Payne

An insanely clever (oxymoron or not) blog. Well done. Great touch. Top recommendation possible.

Posted: June 27th, 2008 | More Reviews From jackpayne | Report This Comment

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