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Wit's Bitch
http://www.witsbitch.com
A fiery, forever-twenty-nine, single woman shares her sardonic view of life’s inane moments, the bane of unemployment, the revolving door of life's lessons, confessions of her "I don't recommend this. . . " missteps, and the utterly ridiculous.
- Added on: Jun 14th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: chat blanc
- Listed in: Observational Humor Personal
- Tags: humor Personal rants Observations satire wit
Recent Posts
Missing In Action
I've been away from this blog for quite a long time (see how awesome I am at stating the obvious?). I'm not sure when or if I'll return. BUT, you can find me over at my Tumblr: white cat with a twist of lime. It's not all humor all the time, but it i...
Dude, where’s my blog?
HOLY SHIT!! I found it! I found my blog! Sheesh, I haven’t been around in so long I figured it would be totally strung out from non-stop partying, covered in cartoon character tattoos, and contemplating a move to Europe where it would live under th...
I can’t even stand me anymore
Have I mentioned that I’m feeling sorry for myself? And that right now I’m slacking off, writing this post when I should be finishing the class assignment from the special pain-in-my-ass portion of hell? Ho-lee crap-olee I’m sick of myself....
Is having multiple personalities considered a super power?
I’m adding a new superhero persona to my unstable stable of multiple personalities. I think she’ll fit in nicely. Or beat the crap outta some of the others. Whichever. Special thanks to Redhead Ranting for leading me to the superh...
So wrong, yet. . .
Asparagus, what the hell is wrong with you?? Oh, don’t play coy with me, you know damn well what I’m talking about! That seductive come-on. . . You know I can’t resist you when you’re all hot and slathered in oil, or wrapped in lu...
Oh for frick’s sake!
Look out people! I’m on my high horse. Which, by the way, sounds like a much better place to be than on my low horse. I mean, what exactly would I be doing on my low horse anyway?? Here’s the deal—I called one of my professors a dipshit. Not t...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.97 out of a possible 5 based on 30 comments.
Nixy Valentine
Very funny blog. I've just subscribed. :)
Merrill Guice
Short with a way of puncturing pretentiousness with those spiked heels of hers.
mikia328
Truly entertaining writing that screams sarcasm (my fave), wit, and humor. If you're having a bad day, read this blog. If you feel like you're going to blow, read this blog. If you need a pick-me-up, read this blog. You'll be laughing in to time. Guaranteed.
orion
I wouldn't trade reading this blog for a chicken with one eye...
it makes my day to see someone else suffering from sarcasm.
Lidian
Enormous fun - so witty and entertaining, I love reading this blog a whole lot!
Angie Stafford
An extremely enticing, fun and humor filled blog. One of my new fav's!
"Sarcasm--the breakfast of champions!" Yummy!
Skip Dekades
Nothing to bitch about with this one. This is one of a kind. It's one of my favorites.
Qelqoth
Wit's Bitch could have potentially been awarded full marks for her biting social commentary. However, I loathe images of felines and the two cats adorning her site header reduced her perfect score from ten...to nine. But having said that, the aforementioned social commentary does kick ass.
ncgirl3608
Loved your blog!
Erin
gadis
keep blogging
april
anything with bitch in it has to be good!
Blog of Bex
Hilarious!!
Bee
Hilarious! I love my sarcasm as dessert!
Julie
I like this chicks sense of humor! Similar to mine only mine might be a little better! Kidding! Hey wait, I already did a review! Wft! Oh well.
DrowseyMonkey
School supplies, stripper shoes,razors ... c'mon people this is all good stuff! :)
Clever, well-written ... funny as hell. Well, when I say hell I mean it in a good way. A must read ... daily!
Don Lewis
Ok. First off her icon. I can feel my sinuses closing down already and I can imagine, only too vividly, the "biscuits" being made on my face at 3AM.
Then there's her template. Hellloooo 1960's! I mean, lime green and gray??? My God! Just add some orange shag why don't you?
I swear, if she wasn't funny enough to cause me to blow air out of my ears trying to keep from laughing out loud at night, I'd never go back.
Nanny Goats (Margaret)
Wit's Bitch can tickle my funny bone ANYtime. (i don't know what that means, btw)
JD
I am Wit's bitch's bitch! I love her sense of humor and writing.
LOBO
I particularly like the posts about exercise.
Reading it counts as my "work out".
Thaddeus Stanley
Excellence in Blogcasting - mega dittos!
The Hypocritcal one....
This is a fiesty funny woman....she'll have you laughing a ton.
Damon
Excellent writing Bitch! Or is it Ms. Bitch?
Or Ms. Wit? Anyways, totally enjoyed your blog. Thanks for the laugh!
No Cleaning Here
I love this blog - mostly because I love humor, irony, parody, and sarcasm. In fact, if I were in charge of the YMCA, that would be my motto (rather than caring, honesty, respect and responsibility)(which I find unbelievably superficial).
Rickey Henderson
Rickey heartily approves of this blog.
Rob Kroese
You can't help but be funny when you're wit's bitch.
Julie
Hi! I just had a chance to check out your blog. It's wonderful. It reminds me of my blog, which is also witty and clever. :) I would like to add you to my blog roll, please check out my site and see if I'm worthy enought for an add to yours. Or just tell me I suck. That's OK too. And your kitty is so precious!
Arcticulates
Very good blog! I love the posts, they just kept me reading and reading!
I can identify with the cats things...being a cat lover myself! :)
This blog is nicely put together, easy to navigate and well written. I highly recommend it to everyone!
Jack Payne
An insanely clever (oxymoron or not) blog. Well done. Great touch. Top recommendation possible.
Splendid blog. Go forth and giggle.
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