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Women - a guide for dummies
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Women - a dummy's guide. Completely mystified by women? Of course you are. You're a man.
- Added on: Nov 1st, 2009
- Country: United Kingdom
- Language: English
- Author: J. Gilbert
- Listed in: Observational Humor Relationships
- Tags: relationships MEN funny humor women humour
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Lesson 11. The Four Danger Signs.
She seems upset about something. You ask her what's wrong. "It's nothing," she says."Oh, OK then," you say and you go back to the TV. Twenty seconds later, judging by the ashtray whizzing past your ear, you realise all is not well. In fact, it turns ...
Lesson 9. Hunters and Gatherers.
Question; What's the single biggest threat to your relationship with a woman?Answer; Shopping."Come on," she says. "We've got to get some groceries/find a present for mum's birthday/buy a new sofa."And you groan because you know it's guaranteed to e...
Lesson 7. Men can multitask too. A bit.
According to scientists, multitasking is one of the most important skills that fighter pilots need to have, in other words, the ability to do 4 or 5 simultaneous tasks at the same time. Psychologists have developed sophisticated tests which measure o...
Lesson 5. Danger! Minefield!
Beware of dangerous questions. Dangerous questions only ever have one correct answer. On no account should you attempt to give a clever or original answer. It will only get you in deep deep shit. Remember, you're not clever or original. You're a man....
Lesson 2. The Importance of Shoes.
Poets and philosophers have tried for centuries to explain the real difference between men and women. Few have succeeded. That's because they were looking too deeply into the mind, the soul. They should have been looking down.Women love shoes. Or mor...
Lesson 8. Time is relative
"I haven't got anything to wear," she says."What about those?" you ask, pointing at a room so full of clothes she could open a chain of boutiques."They're all old," she says."But you've only worn that one once," you say, pointing at a skirt which ...
