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Wonkey News
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A blog dedicated to the strange news stories of the world.
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Driver warned of jail's sexual gorillas
SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian court has issued a blunt warning about the sexual predators a young driver faces in jail if he does not stop speeding, as authorities struggle to stop teenagers street racing. "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong ...
Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border
MEXICO CITY – Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory. The prediction from Antonio Vazquez comes with a...
'Hello 911? I'm driving drunk'
BISMARCK, N.D. – Police get calls about drunken drivers all the time, but rarely do they come from the alleged offender. A 17-year-old girl in Bismarck called 911 on New Year's Eve "to report herself driving under the influence," police Lt. Randy Z...
Pierced 'gothic kittens' marketed on Web
This is sick and twisted *makes me mad* but makes me *laugh my ass off* at the same time. Sorry animal rights folks, no offense intended but this shit is pretty funny to visualize! WILKES-BARRE, Pa. – Humane officers say a Pennsylvania woman marke...
Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job
SAN ANTONIO – A San Antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on Tuesday evening. Police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but th...
Nagging wife, sausage help man win $4.2M lottery
WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A "nagging" wife who pushed her husband to buy a lottery ticket helped scoop the $4.2 million ($7.7 million New Zealand dollar) first prize — with only minutes to spare. The man from New Zealand's biggest city, Auckland,...

