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Workin' On A Ramp
http://www.WorkinOnARamp.com
A 24-year-old, perpetually single woman shares her insights on the single scene. Combine Sedaris, Vonnegut, Tucker Max and Elizabeth Gilbert and what you get is a girl who loves PBR and taking metaphors way too far.
Recent Posts
Thoughts: On Going to Hell
“I’m going to hell” is often the subtext to very, very funny jokes told by humans I would enjoy spending a few more minutes (possibly eternity) with. And this makes me wonder. Have the cosmos figured out that by earthly standards on...
First Video Post: Meet Boy Toy Brad
A Creation Story: Michael Phelps
With the holiday season just one paycheck away, let us all give thanks that Michael Phelps was not in our sperm bank competition. Although, let us wish that perhaps he would overlook this fact and think of us all as brothers and sisters. Brothers and...
I Got 99 Problems. And Your Car is One.
I felt especially white today so I figured it was time to quote a prominent black rapper who is dating a prominent black singer. Now, on to that gushy gushy*. Let’s state the facts: I commute to work. I live in South Florida. I sit in traffic. ...
R.B.’s Guide to Successful Fast Food Orders
Drinking beers poolside can lead to deep philosophical conversation. We may not have solved world hunger completely, but with R.B.’s help, I now know how to get fast food into my stomach with greater efficiency. (Please refer to my Beer Drinking a...
Life is Awkward. Wait. What?
Life is tough. And at times, seeing life play out on a board game can be even more difficult. Insert college story. The setting: We’re playing “Life,” because this is what you do at tech schools. You drink alcohol and play board games and you l...

