Recent Posts Tagged With 'fuck yous'

• Wednesdays' Weirdo: 4th of July Trainwreck

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 05:30 in Rant, wednesday weirdos, fuck yous, say-it-like-it-is hero

  I was just going to post this story but then I needed a Weirdo this week, so I decided to make this it.There's this chiropractor girl we know and I've always found her a bit annoying but the 4th of July she was just an epic fail of a person. She arr...

• WE are not pregnant

  Posted on Monday April 27th, 2009 at 17:38 in Rant, fuck yous, my children will be ashamed to call me 'mom', makin a prospective parasite

  I think the phrase "We're pregnant" is among the most ridiculous and irritating phrases. WE aren't anything. The man does not have to abstain from drinking, does not have to sleep 90 hours a week, does not purchase all new clothes that resemble ten...

• Dare I ask?

  Posted on Thursday January 8th, 2009 at 19:50 in drinking, skiing, silly, social services, fuck yous, snippets from my past

  Why yes, yes he did.Muskrat sent me the following rules, which I will likely disregard1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.3. You will update your blog with the ans...

• A Slight Tendency for the Oppositional

  Posted on Tuesday November 25th, 2008 at 15:52 in Rant, fuck yous, daily anecdotes

  We came to a small coffee shop/deli today so that I could work on my book and we could all enjoy a quiet afternoon of reading/interwebbing/whatever. As I headed to the bathroom I stepped on a napkin on the floor in front of the counter. The barista...

• Fuck you's: Special Edition

  Posted on Sunday November 2nd, 2008 at 16:00 in fuck yous

  Fuck the real world. I smite you.Fuck the cat walking on the center of my boob in the middle of the night.Fuck political ads and their bullshit dramatic, breathy voices.Fuck pro and anti ballot initiative ads that have NO actual useful information i...