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A series of silly observations. Toss in a rubber crocodile and some occasional drinking stories, even the sappy poetry gets added. Its gemisched, but mostly silly.
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Wednesdays' Weirdo: 4th of July Trainwreck
I was just going to post this story but then I needed a Weirdo this week, so I decided to make this it.There's this chiropractor girl we know and I've always found her a bit annoying but the 4th of July she was just an epic fail of a person. She arr...
WE are not pregnant
I think the phrase "We're pregnant" is among the most ridiculous and irritating phrases. WE aren't anything. The man does not have to abstain from drinking, does not have to sleep 90 hours a week, does not purchase all new clothes that resemble ten...
Dare I ask?
Why yes, yes he did.Muskrat sent me the following rules, which I will likely disregard1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.3. You will update your blog with the ans...
A Slight Tendency for the Oppositional
We came to a small coffee shop/deli today so that I could work on my book and we could all enjoy a quiet afternoon of reading/interwebbing/whatever. As I headed to the bathroom I stepped on a napkin on the floor in front of the counter. The barista...
Fuck you's: Special Edition
Fuck the real world. I smite you.Fuck the cat walking on the center of my boob in the middle of the night.Fuck political ads and their bullshit dramatic, breathy voices.Fuck pro and anti ballot initiative ads that have NO actual useful information i...
