Recent Posts Tagged With 'silly'

• Sketches I'd like

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 14:11 in thoughts, silly

  I would like two sketches to be made sketch comedy styles.The first would involve a little old lady security guard in a retirement home who takes herself way too seriously. She polices the halls and drives an auctioned off, unmarked police car, sitti...

• That's just Raw- ng

  Posted on Thursday September 10th, 2009 at 09:35 in silly, my children will hate me one day, say-it-like-it-is hero

  I think I've hit my sexual peak. Know how I know?Cuz while watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious for the first time in like 20 years, I practically licked the screen. What the hell? In case you've forgotten Delirious, its standup with Eddie Murphy from 1...

• Wah, wah, waaaaaaahhh!

  Posted on Saturday August 1st, 2009 at 21:59 in silly, daily anecdotes

  You ever fuck up while driving and wish you had a "sorry dude" horn. I know what it would sound like. It'd say "wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaah" And if you crashed it would do the 'wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaah" thing and then say "Game Over" across your dash boa...

• Married to the B version of T pain

  Posted on Thursday July 23rd, 2009 at 20:57 in silly

  Rob and I have been in rare form this evening. He went out and took the top off the '89 4Runner so we could take it 4 wheeling on our camping trip this weekend. I've knocked him over twice on the bed. I forgot how much fun that silly habit is. Ma...

• "Good Game!"

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 15:32 in silly, daily anecdotes

  Rob has a habbit of sticking out his hand, palm up, all stealthy like right before I sit on the couch. He gits the best guilty grin about it, so pleased with himself. So yesterday, I grabbed his hand, sat on it on the couch, then got up and smacked...

• Escalante's in hiding... shhhh Part II

  Posted on Monday June 15th, 2009 at 22:32 in skiing, silly, escalante

  Karin and Rob were got worried and decided to call in a professional.Or the closest thing they knew to a professional which was Rob's brother, Tom, wait-listed police academy comedian. He was convinced that these were what initially had scared me o...

• Escalante's in hiding... shhhh Part I

  Posted on Sunday June 14th, 2009 at 09:38 in silly, escalante, alternative holidays

  If yous been wondering, I am hiding. Shhhh....Rob and Karin took me to Utah and as I got closer to my home, I became very homesick. I missed my wives and my prophet. But then those bendejos turned north and I never got to visit my families. I soug...

• ColoRAD-Hoes!

  Posted on Friday June 12th, 2009 at 19:00 in thanks, silly, reposts

  This was my brother-in-law's "thank you" freestyle rap note to Rob after his awesome fun visit with us last week. He posted it on FB which I think makes it fine for me to then repost on my blog:"Denver City Pati-hoes on patios sippin libations, Arap...

• I'll Christen this posting "Not likely to baptise the parasite."

  Posted on Tuesday February 3rd, 2009 at 20:34 in silly, my children will be ashamed to call me 'mom', makin a prospective parasite, my children will hate me one day

  So the reason for this posting is cuz Rob and I are working on baby making. I guess we've kinda been doing that for a while, only before we were just running drills. Now its the real thing, I think. You know, provided we trained properly and our j...

• Powerthirst

  Posted on Sunday January 11th, 2009 at 23:39 in silly

• Dare I ask?

  Posted on Thursday January 8th, 2009 at 19:50 in drinking, skiing, silly, social services, fuck yous, snippets from my past

  Why yes, yes he did.Muskrat sent me the following rules, which I will likely disregard1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.3. You will update your blog with the ans...

• Airport Impulses

  Posted on Monday December 29th, 2008 at 16:50 in silly, daily anecdotes

  Most of my airport impulses are mildly violent. Things like tipping over peoples' baggage while they're standing too close to me, or nudging them into the railing of the moving sidewalk as they speed along, or wanting to whack the flight attendant w...

• Why I shouldn't go to state-run trainings

  Posted on Tuesday December 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 in silly, trainings, social services, daily anecdotes

  I'm just getting back from Adult Protection Services training. I do not have the attention span to sit still for more than about 8 minutes, unless I am reading a novel, playing the piano (wait that's not still,) or writing (also not sitting still.) ...

• Mufflers on my Drum Heads

  Posted on Thursday December 11th, 2008 at 20:05 in silly, daily anecdotes

  Last night as we were getting ready for bed, Rob came in beating his chest. He was clearly feeling very manly. "Listen to this. No listen to this." bangs on chest, "They're like drum heads."I stick out my chin, try to make my neck disappear, and ...

• How to bug your spouse

  Posted on Saturday November 8th, 2008 at 14:49 in silly

  Think its fun to annoy your husband, wife, boyfriend, girl friend, partner... who am I leaving out? ... whatever. Running out of ideas?This works especially if your significant other has younger siblings. Take your index finger and wipe it across b...

• Big Nipples

  Posted on Monday November 3rd, 2008 at 21:08 in silly, linnea, daily anecdotes

  I received a voicemail from my brother today informing me that my niece, the absolutely gorgeous 2 year old Ms. Linnea was walking around the house with a pot lid on her chest saying, "Look at me! I've got big nipples!"...

• A Public Service Announcement from Smoky the Bear

  Posted on Wednesday October 22nd, 2008 at 21:23 in Rant, silly

  Stop Wearing Shit that makes you smell like food. Seriously. Its fall. I'm hungry. I'm trying to store up for hibernating so please, stop wearing that ridiculous mixture of mountain boison berry soap and java pumpkin seed lotion.You think I don't...