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BERT AND ERNIE YO.
I haven't watched Sesame Street in a few years. Well, a few months at least... Well... yesterday. I watched it yesterday ok? Cripes. I don't see what the big deal is. What other program can you watch that's sponsored by the letter J?!? Th...
FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.
Uhh... hi. I've been temporarily thawed from my cryostasis that is the Northeastern winter to bring you BB&T. It's been awhile. Strap on... or in... you know what I mean.-The babe tonight is Jamie Eason. She's the recommendation of a frie...
I COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS MOTHER F*CKER!
Since I seem to be getting pulled into Christianity through their rock bands, I thought I'd stop fighting it and start looking for a pastor I can start to follow. It took some searching but I think I've found the guy. He's called Pastor X. He's...
PROGRAMMING NOTE
Back when I used to hire people I'd have to sort through a lot of resumes. It seemed pretty difficult to find someone with just the right combination of personality, experience, and education to fit a particular position. But then I'd run across ...
FRIDAY'S ... uh... SATURDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.
Yeah, it happened again. I got called away on super urgent business that involved Asian lesbians and tight ropes. Let's just say that the last time my scrotum was that close to a samurai sword was.. uh... never. -The babe is Sara Jean Underwood...
THREE ALTERNATIVE JESUS'
I'll level with you: I'm not a religious dude. Except for that time in Tijuana when I ate some spunky peyote at a donkey show, I never really believed in some 2000 year old carpenter who wasn't good at dodging the law. Maybe if there was some ki...
5 AWESOME WALLPAPERS.
Here are five random pictures which I've deemed both righteous and awesome, for different reasons. But they all have one thing in common: you can use them as wallpaper for your computer. A friendly note of caution... they're awesomeness has a hig...
THE PALIN PORNO.
Howdy ho you magnificent bastards! Welcome to Saturday. Weekends in the WTCCTR universe are usually filled with espionage, bedding leggy European attaches, and otherwise fighting for justice with two fists and a monster wang. Or it involves cru...
SKYNET IS COMING.
In the not too distant future we'll be lying in our grubby concrete underground bunkers, choking on our own BO from not having had running water for like 700 billion months; and will look back on this period of time and say this was when it all start...
GUNS 'N ROSES GOES GHETTO.
Well, Guns 'N Roses finally released the new single off their long awaited album "Chinese Democracy." I was never a huge GNR fan but this new tune is pretty cool. It wasn't worth waiting 15 years for... but whatever. What do I know, right? ...
TIPS TO HANDLE STRESS
Howdy ho bitches. I don't know about you but it's been one hell of a week so far. I mean, regular everyday life is stressful enough but when you add in having to bed the local young maidens and be a moral compass for the youth of the community......
RON PAUL'S REVOLUTION ISN'T POLITICAL IT'S...
Schiff-er-riffic! As in Peter Schiff. As in financial. Schiff is Ron Paul's financial guru and they've been screaming for us to watch out for this mess we're now in for years. Schiff even wrote a book entitled, "Crash Proof: How To Profit Fro...
POVERTY SUCKS.
Today is blog action day, which means everyone who writes a blog is supposed to cover a predetermined topic. The topic for today's BAD is poverty. So here's my two cents on poverty: it sucks ass. Poverty equals no cable tv, crappy food, a shitt...
FOUR RANDOM PICS THAT BEEFED MY JERKY.
Happy Saturday Bitches. Here are four random pictures I found that made me pause and think, 'Maybe I wasn't hugged enough as a kid.'-ANOTHER reason to fucking hate fucking clowns.-Jedi squirrles. This pic is solely responsible for sending me back...
FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.
Buckle in bitches. Here we go again.-Tonight's babe is Holly Weber. She's a California girl who's been in a lot of tv shows and in the movie "Fast and Furious 4." Nothing says 'I've fucking made it' like FF4. Plus she's been in those Geiko cave...
THE GREATIST FOOTBALL SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF YOUR MOTHER!
Around this same time every year, when a bunch of monstrous dudes start chasing an oblong ball made from dead animal skin around 100 yards of turf like a bunch of fucking maniacs; I'll watch the greatest football speech ever made. No, not Vince Lom...
TAXES HURT MY SPHINCTER - PART 7
Whoa. Apologies up front Bitches. I was out of town for a few days helping to catch that nutty fucker who was breaking into people's homes, rubbing spices on them, and beating them with a sausage. Sick bastard. But I'm back! And I wanted to...
FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.
It's the ass end of a long week here. Let's pull puds, drink suds, and jam with some buds.-The babe: Alexia Lei. She's a 27 year old model born in Washington state. Basically a nobody right now. But a hot nobody. I just want her to know tha...
BLOXORZ ... IT WILL SMOKE YOUR BALLS
Howdy Bitches. Sorry I didn't get to do a post yesterday... but I was working for Labor Day. I went south of the border with my buddy Carlos to milk a cow and pick up massive amounts of marajuana. I need it to treat my back pain... well... I tec...
TOP 3 SCENES FROM THE MOVIE "OLD SCHOOL"
There are some movies you see and know they are instant classics the minute you walk out of the theater. "Old School" is one of those movies. Will Farrell and Vince Vaughn can deliver a comedic line better than anyone, and this flick was full of ...
FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.
Sweet Mother Mary and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - it's Friday! Start your boners!-This is Melissa Marie. I tried to find a bio on this chick and came up with zip. Judging from the picture I'd say she's an intellectual of Scottish desc...
