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I am a man. I am an idiot. I am THIRTY years of age, a man, and an idiot. In a self imposed rite of passage I have decided to take the ultimate plunge with my wife and apply my universal ineptitude to conceiving, preparing for, and caring for another
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Arrival
If anything is enough to make me have a 'zaadlozing' right here and now, it's just got to be this.Now go over there and tell them how spot on they were, while I write up something about seeing the ref...
Fool's day
Yes it's Fool's Day and not Fools Day. Denoting ownership, my ownership, not pluralisation.It's Fool's Day because it's MY day.My day because it's day number 300 that I haven't managed to get anyone k...
Plant in a moist, shady spot
No sperm jokes, no humping references, no pornographic vitamins, and no psychotic ranting about sub-fertility.(quit the booing down the back you bollocks)The inappropriate amount of paracetamol & ...
Brace Yourself
Let's put aside the minor matter of me being incapable of getting an Irish Catholic woman pregnant, which, frankly, in itself has GOT to be some kind of 'first' in medical science.Let's put aside the ...
It gets better
"Emerald Isle Wife Swaps" has been added to the list of searches ending up here......
'Fess Up
Which of you was it?Which of you stumbled across this blog after Googling:"Allergic reaction to oxygen"or"Padding kids on the bum for pain"or "Klompen Carrots and Hay"or my personal favourite...."What...
Morning Glory
Yes, yes my mind is still in the gutter this morning, but so are yours, admit it, you thought the same thing.Anyway, this is just a super quickie to proclaim to the world that I am a winner!Ole! Ole! ...
May I see your PHD?
Just a quickie (Ooooh matron!)but I found this just too funny, it seems you need some serious education to 'get me'....Apparently knobs, cervices, knee tremblers and aching gonads are what post gradu...
Careful Where You Sit
I'm going to take a leaf out of CraigD's book and tell a tale relating to a job interview.I live in a part of the Netherlands referred to as the randstad, a heavily populated, heavily industrialised r...
Continental Colonic Irrigation
I'm past it.Sad, but true, and frankly, I couldn't give a fiddlers fart.I've just endured a weekend in the company of 8 other guys all of whom are older than me.As I stood in the 4km long check in lin...
The Ghost Of Billy Crystal
Have you ever woken up with your tongue welded to the roof of your mouth, your guts rumbling like you've had someone attempt to extract information you don't posess by pumping concentrated grapefruit ...
Parties and Powerhoses
As the non-colourblind and those with above comatose level observation skills among us will have noticed, I've had a play around with the blog, added a banner and powerhosed the rest.I'm feeling a gre...
Fancy A Laugh?
It's done the rounds before but it's too funny not have here.I dare you morbid feckers not to get a belly wobble at the very least from this......