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I am a man. I am an idiot. I am thirty one years of age, a man, and an idiot. In a self imposed rite of passage I have decided to take the ultimate plunge with my wife and apply my universal ineptitude to conceiving, preparing for, and caring for ano
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Fug Mug
Definition:Self-deprecation is a form of humor in which people or comedians make jokes about themselves, their shortcomings, or their culture, usually without being guided by any underlying self-esteem issues.Can you guess which fugly am I?Maybe it's...
The black humerus
Spectacular news!A study has shown a direct relationship between mangled reproductive organs and the presence of a bone known as the black humerus.The study being me deciding it is fact, and the black humerus being a very twisted funny bone.Infertili...
Arrival
If anything is enough to make me have a 'zaadlozing' right here and now, it's just got to be this.Now go over there and tell them how spot on they were, while I write up something about seeing the reflection of my wife's uterus opening in a doctor's ...
Fool's day
Yes it's Fool's Day and not Fools Day. Denoting ownership, my ownership, not pluralisation.It's Fool's Day because it's MY day.My day because it's day number 300 that I haven't managed to get anyone knocked up. (how can that figure be correct? thats ...
Plant in a moist, shady spot
No sperm jokes, no humping references, no pornographic vitamins, and no psychotic ranting about sub-fertility.(quit the booing down the back you bollocks)The inappropriate amount of paracetamol & codeine I've been popping all day thanks to the br...
Brace Yourself
Let's put aside the minor matter of me being incapable of getting an Irish Catholic woman pregnant, which, frankly, in itself has GOT to be some kind of 'first' in medical science.Let's put aside the fact that 1 week from now I have to repeat the ent...
