- Yesterday
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
This Christmas, may you be… showered by men or be showered by men or be with men in showers. Basta…many men and many showers! * * * * * It was X’mas n the judge was in a good mood as…
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dapper32 has added Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes to their favorite blogs.
FUNNY SMS have a Best Collection of free Urdu, Hindi, English and Panjabi Funny text SMS (Short Messaging Service) in serveral categories, where you can also post your sms messages and jokes in Greetings SMS - Naughty Mobile SMS - Friendship SMS - U
- December 22nd, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Private thoughts: “Gaano man kaganda, Kabait, At Katalin0 ni Jinkee…Talo pa rin sya ng malanding tulad ko.” - Krista * * * * * A GOLFER’S DREAM A woman kisses his balls ev…
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- December 21st, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
At MGM GRAND HOTEL RECEPTIONIST: Excuse me Sir, wil u b staying here for a week? AMERICAN: im afraid not! RECEPTIONIST: How bout u sir? PACQUIA0: im not afraid! * * * * * Garchi: Kahit na retired na m…
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- December 20th, 2009
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Mobile Oscar Awards 2009: _O_ \[ ]/ [ ] [___]"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To ('^Rooman^')Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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zethrock has posted a new entry on: zethrock's existence
Huge collection of Indian SMS. Large Collection of SMS gallery for India including funny, humor, friendship, insult, santa banta, love, birthday, festival and hindi shayari SMS
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- December 18th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
DIONISIA: Manny, sabi nila sa labas, pangit daw ako. MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng lumabas! * * * * * * A woman complained of a purple discharge from her vagina.…
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crazyblogger has posted a new entry on: Crazy blogger | your internet guide
INTERESTING DEFINITIONS Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Tears : The…
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- December 17th, 2009
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sive2811 has posted a new entry on: Fun and Amazing Pictures
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!**********Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bata…
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti hainBhoot:Insano ko darane keliyeMachar:Insano ko satane keliyeHusband and Wife:Insan ki Tadad BARHANE k liye! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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- December 16th, 2009
- December 14th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Teacher: Give me the opposite of this sentence…. “CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES.” Juan: Mistakes in the dark can make children! SMS Jokes courtesy of Kups Spuk * * * * * Everyt…
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softalogy has posted a new entry on: Go2sms - For Good SMS Messages in Different Style, with Pictures
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can’t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I’m sending you just 1 joke...“You are so beautiful”[unknown]
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- December 12th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Man1: mahilig ka ba sa mga babae na malalaki bubs? Man2: hinde. Man1: e yung mga babaeng mataba at malaki ang pwet? Man2: lalong hindi. Man1: baka naman mahilig ka sa mga panget na babae? Man2: hindi…
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- December 11th, 2009
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
DAILY DAWN:CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.Q) What is the Capital of France?ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.RESULT DAY: Students FAILEDEXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil La…
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- December 10th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
GIRL1: Nakipaghiwalay na ko sa boyfriend ko. GIRL2: Bakit ka naki pag-break? GIRL1: Gago talaga yon. Maganda at sexy daw ako sabay patay nung ilaw. * * * * * Woman at 18 is lyk a football where 22 men…
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rajeshsmiles has posted a new entry on: Best funny jokes
If you are going to try cross-country running, start with a small country.
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- December 9th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Man1: Mula nang mag-away kami ng misis ko, hindi pa ako kumakain. Tuwing nag-aaway kami hindi ako makakain e. Man2: Talaga?! Sobra ka naman. Huwag ka masyadong sensitive. Man1: Hindi yun e. Tuwing mag…
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Choti si Baat Par koi Shikwa na Karna,Jab koi Bhool ho Jaye to Muaf Karna,Naraz Tab Hona Jab Hum Pyar Torr Denge,Kyun K Aisa Tab Hoga Jab Hum Dunya Chor Denge.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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- December 8th, 2009
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Chalo Ab Roothna ChoroChalo Ranjish Bhula Bhi Do.Mohabbat Tum B Karty ho,Muhabbat Main B Karta Hun.To Phir ye Roothna Kesa?To Phir ye Ranjishein Kesi?Tumhare Paas Sab kuch hai!Ye Dolat hai, ye shohrat…
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- December 7th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
* * * * * * Sen. Mar Roxas has officially filed his certificate of candidacy for vice president. Korina Sanchez is now an official candidate for Second Lady of the land! * * * * * Gibo & Edu-lover…
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rahulbose has posted a new entry on: SMS Jokes
Unaku Gift tharaporan, Close ur eyes. Ready. 1 2 3 4 5 Asku’busku. Nee Kanna’mooda’ve illa. So no gift, Good eve
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rahulbose has posted a new entry on: SMS Jokes
Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks, hey hw many miles 2 sabarimala.? tintu:ther is no miles in sabarimala, some simhams and pulees..only!!
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- December 6th, 2009
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Ahsanulkarim has posted a new entry on: Favourite sms
Stri: Ami mara geley tumi ki korbey?Sami: Tumi mara geley to ami pagol hoye jabo.Stri: Arekta biye korbe natoh?Sami: Pagol hoye geley to manush koto ki kore.1st Friend: Tokey jodi Gan ar taka ei dutar…
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- December 4th, 2009
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Riding Sex:What is the Difference Between Riding a Bicycle and Riding a Woman?When Riding a Bicycle You Fix Your Ass and Move Your Legs,While Riding a Woman you fix your legs and move your ass. :-)...…
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Patient: Doc, tama kayo. After two months nakapaglalakad na ko. Doc: Sabi ko sayo two months makakalakad ka na. Patient: Tama, doc, binenta ko yung kotse ko pambayad sa inyo. * * * * * CLIENT: Atty, a…
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- December 2nd, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
MOM: Iho, ibalik mo ng maaga ang anak ko. Huwag na kayong magpunta sa kung saan-saan. Delikado ang panahon ngayon. BOY: Don’t wori po, sigurado by 10 PM nasa kama na po ang inyong anak. * * * *…
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- December 1st, 2009
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
THINK ABOUT IT!Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.Why do Guys drink after Break Up?The bitterness of Alcohol make…
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sive2811 has posted a new entry on: Fun and Amazing Pictures
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…
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- November 30th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Girl1: musta ang bagong kasal? Girl2: ayoko ugali ng asawa ko, biro mo nag-la-lovemaking kami, may kumatok sa pintuan at bumangon siya at tiningnan kung sino yon. Girl1: talaga, bitin ba? Girl2: hindi…
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- November 29th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
“Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala naman katabi.” Eh may nakarinig: “Eh anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.” May humirit: “Eh ano naman kung may nangyayari…
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- November 28th, 2009
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Pacman recently cancelled endorsement c0ntract w/ Mcdo! Nagalit kasi bakit daw he’s been promoting its product, but still their slogan is - “Love Co To” * * * * * Don’t close…
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- November 27th, 2009
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rahulbose has posted a new entry on: SMS Jokes
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…
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rharendra has posted a new blog review on: Shayari, Sms, Romantic Sms, Friendship, Miss You Sms, Hindi Sms Jokes , Sad Shayari
- November 26th, 2009
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rahulbose has posted a new entry on: SMS Jokes
Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate all your pleasant experiences with someone, And disassociate from all the unpleasant ones…. (Richard Bandler.) Love is made by two…
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ariese has posted a new entry on: Funny SMS, Sardarji SMS, Santa Banta Jokes
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. :-)....Read More S…
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Sa isang camp ng mga sundalo, nakita ng kapitan na me kabayo sa loob, tinanong nya ang mga sundalo kung bakit me kabayo dun. Sundalo: Kasi po pag nakakaramdam po kami n gusto namin makipagsex ginagami…
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maru has posted a new entry on: Maruism
Its in the news! Hahiwalayan daw ni Mar si Korina Kasi… pag tanggal daw nya ng panty ni Korina, nakakita syang maliit na yellow ribbon at nakasulat… “NOYNOY WAS HERE!” * * * *…
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- November 23rd, 2009
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sendmassage has posted a new entry on: Adult SMS - Funny SMS, Faraz SMS Jokes / Text
Class Rooms are Like a Train: . 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP. . Middle 3 are General Compartments. . And . Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
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sendmassage has posted a new entry on: Adult SMS - Funny SMS, Faraz SMS Jokes / Text
Voting Is Must: . Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard_at_ri? . If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N" . And . If Zard_at_ri Then Add 1 into "Z" . . . N = 24 Z = 98585937 . Add Kar K Fwd Karo.
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