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12 Reasons Why I Converted to A Part Time White Guy

Posted by gmoney • 7/01/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: 12 reasons

1. I always wanted to be a blond.
2. Chicks dig a white guy that can dance.
3. I get the best tables at a restaurant.
4. I like making the loud woooooooooooo sound and putting my hands up in the air.
5. I want to be more like Micheal Jackson.
6. I now have the silver spoon in my mouth.
7. I can relate to Rush, O'riely and Hannity better.
8. I understand what reverse and regular racism feels like.
9. Not only am I a supporter of Obama, but now I am cool cause I am white (part-time) and I am voting for the black guy......(wait he is white part time also) I am not confused.
10. I get NASCAR now, left turn left turn left turn
11. I can party like a rock star.
12. I don't get pulled over anymore for driving in a nice neighborhood.

User Comments

7/01/08

calais50

LMAO, good one!

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7/01/08

Arcticulates

Wow! That lists sounds so wonderful, it makes me wanna be white too. Hmmmm...

I wish being blonde and white was that wonderful!

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7/01/08

clioandme

No one issued me any of those things. Maybe I'm not really white?

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1. 7/01/08
  
  gmoney
  
  Mark you are not white you are just light skinned!!!
2. 7/01/08
  
  Theresa111
  
  No he's not! He's red. Anyone can tell that.
7/01/08

kellybax

RAFLMAO!!!!

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7/01/08

calais50

You forgot one. If you are a card carrying white person, you get the privilege of watching the show Frasier.

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1. 7/01/08
  
  gmoney
  
  I got one better..... I can be on the TV show Friends and get the jokes, hey did any those friends work?
7/01/08

aningeniousname

You should join the KKK or the LAPD, either way you get to harass minorities.

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7/01/08

mitch972

That's funny... good one..

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7/01/08

Anok

Oh no! What have you started?!

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7/01/08

earthlingorgeous

LMAO! Your crazy

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1. 7/01/08
  
  gmoney
  
  wrong spot
2. 7/03/08
  
  jadedconformist
  
  But it's the G-spot.
7/01/08

ekim941

Now that's pretty funny. If you get any angry NASCAR fans chasing after you just turn right and you should lose them.

#13. Being able to jump is overrated.

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1. 7/01/08
  
  gmoney
  
  ekim941 that is great,but I am happy that I can jump. I hope everyone saw the original post www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/12-reasons-why-i-converted-to-a-part-time...
7/01/08

kat822

Made me chuckle, hey ekim where you been dog?

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1. 7/01/08
  
  earthlingorgeous
  
  @ Kat I think he's been lurking hahaha!
  
  Hey you got your old avatar back!
2. 7/01/08
  
  kat822
  
  yeah, us princesses need to beautify this place
7/01/08

7masterheathen

You forgot that since you're white now, you can run down the street without the cops thinking you just robbed somebody.

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1. 7/01/08
  
  gmoney
  
  what is up
7/01/08

Theresa111

Finally you have achieved funny. Congratulations.

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1. 7/02/08
  
  gmoney
  
  thank you, the comments to this post could have gone either way.
7/01/08

7masterheathen

who achieved funny? The new white guy or me?

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1. 7/02/08
  
  gmoney
  
  she is talking about me the new white guy.... I think
7/02/08

momscrazylife

There's a new white guy? lol

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1. 7/03/08
  
  gmoney
7/03/08

jadedconformist

Every time I see a white homeless man I think to myself, "man, and he had everything going for him, too."

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