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3 words after sex
Posted by dsriharsha • 5/25/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: #3wordsaftersex, twitter
To the tweeters on Blogcatalog.. you guys might already be familiar with this concept..
#3wordsaftersex has been trending all day on twitter
search.twitter.com/search?q=%233wordsaftersex
so, why not let the non tweeters join in on the fun..
some samples I liked
I'm tweeting this
uploading on youtube
Ummmm...yeah, right...
one more take..
now, go wild
User Comments
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Yes the hordes on twitter are loving this at the moment. -
Thank you Mum.-
Bleh! I should've expected that from you. -
nasty
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Where's the bathroom? -
please dont cry -
Why you stopped? -
Only 2 Minutes?
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Pastor, round 2?
lol -
Where is it?
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seven ate nein -
That is ALL?
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What about me?
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You're done now?
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Wet spots yours
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GO TO SLEEP
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Forget about it
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I like threes
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GRIN
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that's just one word
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Yeah - I had to break the monotony of all those black witch hats. LOL!
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Glad that's over!-
LOL that one made me laugh the most. -
Thanks...I just spit food on my monitor.
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You are selfish
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Please Stop Laughing -
Tell your friends.
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do you smoke?
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You used Batteries?
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Who came first?
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Where's the towel?
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aha.. I hope you realize the significance of that on this day.. today is Towel Day
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Oh yeah... *GRIN*
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what's your name?
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Did you come?
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is it over? -
Who are you?
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Install wordpress again?
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Is it in?
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or rather.. was it in.. it is 3 words after after all..
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haha this is a great one!
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did u see mine?
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that is 4 words..
and no, I didn't
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oh its you!
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You clean up
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How many times?
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I found nothing
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Its your turn
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Let's Browse Again
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Pass the aardvark
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I am not a sex toy!
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No?
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No I'm more of a tool than a toy.
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Yes I can tell your a tool
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Doh!
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heh
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May i scan?
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Is it over?
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This time Criptt
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Ooooooh you're in trouble.... LOL!
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Then he awoke
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How was that?
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Ouch That Hurt
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Let Me Google
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Didn't put yet
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i love u -
I've Had Better
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happy birthday again
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Put it back
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What's that smell
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was that sex?
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oh its over?
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Ads By Google
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Try this time
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Put it away
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Parents are home
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Pass the bong
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ravi4545 does better
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Whoa - I'm drunk
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Better next time
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piss me again
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Pass the remote
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stop acting now
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horny again please........
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lol.. this is trending on bc just like on twitter
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Night Vision Camera
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Another beer please
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let us twitter
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Am I dreaming?
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sex on BC
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Oprah is on
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Oprah on who?
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OOOOOH that's bad
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login password again
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Fan freaking tastic
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You were wonderful
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I'll barf now
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digged wrong place
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is wrong place
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Time to leave
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You're stumbling where?
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There's the door
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oghhh... oghhh... oghhh...
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Get dressed now
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There isn't more?
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yummy... yummy... yummy...
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That was GREAT
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mission impossible succeeded
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Ooooh baby baby
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It's Cuddle Time
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Just shut up
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Please roll over
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(these are actual statements in my house - LOL - the last 4)
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hammer me more
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Play some music
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Learn from Porn
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give me mine
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Untie me now
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ROFLMAO - sheesh - Spewed DR. Pepper out my nose - and having an asthma attack now... LOLOLOLOL
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Not that I have ever said that.
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Of course not. *wink*
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Its more 'I'll untie you'
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Of course it is... *super evil grin*
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LOL. That's the best one I've read. -
so, crpitt, how you doing? -
Don't be naughty
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Add your Friends
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Did I sleep?
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who are you?
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keep the change
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Ewwww, LOL!!!
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back to work
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2008 was better
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Where's the Ring?
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Did It BREAK?
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No you didn't
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Yes I did
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You're too sweaty
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i am ready...
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Let's go bathe
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am I Live?
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are u ready?
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again, right now?
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what just happened? -
a great big grin...
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Where'd it go?
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leave me alone
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STOP - that TICKLES
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where's my hair?
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Pop the champagne!
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You are Passed
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Where's your wife?
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muachhh... muachhh... muachhh...
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Give the money
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I want remuneration
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Seed is planted
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what doctor's test?
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10 secs remaining
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What happens if
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You'll regret it
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Hurry up now
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Nice Paint Job
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God Knows it
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Leave the money
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On the Dresser
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logged in yet?
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That's 25 bucks
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My husband's home
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hide, the closet
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did it flushed?
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What's that sound?
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Oooops I forgot
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on your risk
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search for mobile
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dasar homo, hehe...
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Did you find?
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Took your pill?
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Where's my pill
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I'm now gay
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I'm your gender. -
LMAO - well then
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Thanks a lot
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Try agian, Win
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oh - not again
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enough for today
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who's under there?
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my boy friend.
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mau lagi sayang....
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You are married?
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are u angry?
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Where's your wallet
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Let's be Friends
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You're how old?
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three some now!!!
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hiks.. hiks.. hikss..
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im not done!
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neither am I!
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let me finish *punches*
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fais moi mal
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Tu baises mal
LOL!!! -
je me marre
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vagin est dechire
PDR!!!!
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On cloud nine
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Hold on tight
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It's soooooooooooo cuuuute
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It's soooooooooooo Little
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You are funny
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It gets bigger?
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Awwww how adorable
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Want a massage
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Wanna a cookie?
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Please leave now. -
you lose again...
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sluuurp.. sluuurp.. sluuurp..
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i am tired.
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Can you pay?
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ALL those toys?
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Why the knife?
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horor...
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OH NO!
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are u a cat?
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You did what?
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I was asleep
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Finish me off
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The Game's on
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pinch me again
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freeze the sperm
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Where were you
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Just bump buddies
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It's what time
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wake me later
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Points for effort... -
why you bleeding?
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bye bye bye
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That WAS where?
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HOW many OTHERS
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Ugh it's slimy
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you have what????
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ROFLMAO - ok - I'll let everyone else have a turn. Sigh - I could go on alllllllll day - this is hilarious.
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Oh -- the most important one:
I LOVE YOU
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what choo mean??????
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does herpes kill?
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Yikes - so sorry. I forgot to close the tag - there - now... Tis fixed.
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And Chlamydia too???
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Oh poor thing - LMAO - that's hilarious.
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get outta me!!!
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I see God-
i need god
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Ready for another?
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Where's my sandwich?
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What's on telly?
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smiling bob could've... -
You're a man?!?
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ROFLMAO!!!
That was FUNNY!
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Please call 911.
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Is that it? -
Where's the cash?-
everyone knows you have to pay first
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Ouch my eye.
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No cheques please.
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now, meet james!
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there's that condom!
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yes, that's a penis.
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sorry about that
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please don't stop
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That was fun!
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@dbowles
"everyone knows you have to pay first"
I guess you're gonna follow me around with ky'd remark's
This is the second time you tried to talk trash, you and your 58 cent pot pies, do your self a favor in 3 words
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What are you talking about? I do not remember the 1st time. And I'm not trying to 'talk trash'
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Rozie's a pug - which means grump... Just give rozie a good pat on the head - and never mind... LOL!
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Hey Wake up! -
Let me go!
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Your water broke....
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OMGosh... WOWOWOWOW!
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Please sign this....
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vidi, vici, veni
(think about it) -
Mo ichi do! (Japanese for "One more time") And it would be stadium chanted over and over. -
I am Batman.
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Jumping and pumping -
who are you???-
LOL
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septem, octo, novem -
pass the pretzels -
fan-fucking-tastic, well it's really only one word, and yeah I know just go ahead and report lol-
report? ok...KAT, report to my bedroom!!
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One more time??? -
man ... I'm itchy
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get day started (just joshin) -
smile! say cheese!
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Nice thigh action! -
oh eh ah -
Where's the key? (to the handcuffs of course) -
Ok, now what? -
What's your name?
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Remove the bag (for those who beer goggle)
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Is it mine?
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I feel tasty.
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I did what???
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next one please -
Filmed and sold.
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I feel sick.
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that was quick
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Slippery when wet
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Should it burn?
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Ouch that burns!-
Mines too big.
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@ Jeremy isn't that what they all try to say
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But I have proof! (Cries like little girl.)
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Your sister's better
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Ouch
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OUCH OUCH OUCH... LOL!
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Need a towel?
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I do okay?-
You're too sweet!
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I kill you.
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you better leave.
Oh s**t run!
He's home early.-
let's make threesome.
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Dam you and I thought the same thing at the same time Jeremy. Great minds well um dirty minds think alike.
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Dirty Equals GREAT
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Was she good?
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You prefer sheep?
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I don't think I want to know lol
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KELLY CLARKSON AHHHHHH!
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Where's the beef?
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Who Got Off
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Who goes now?
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Turn around now
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Ten Minutes Later
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some one sedate this women before she breaks the forums
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I never break the forums... LOL! I just play in them like Tigger.
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I'm just going to go away for 30 minutes, and wait for you to get done. That way I'm not refreshing every 10 seconds
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Want it back?
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Flip it over
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Give it up
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OH MY GOSH
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Where was that?
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You did WHAT?
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What's that bump?
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please go away
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Snitches get stitches
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ooooooh what's that?
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Close your lips
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Grab the soap
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Close your eyes
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Rest in peace
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I have to apologize for this one. It's really disgusting if you know what it's referencing.
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ROFLMAO - this one is GREAT Voods.
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You did it!
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Like a virgin
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Such a liar
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The condom broke
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Dudley Do Right
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Now go on
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Go count sheep
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where's my drink?
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FOR THE HORDE!
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Hahaha! That one wins it for me
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What a noob. -
Shave your back!
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
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Sixty GOTO ten.
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You're only 3?
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Yes, I'm trying to be gross.
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Wait, there's pie?
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Son of a
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Here kitty kitty
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Get your jacket
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Total Pity F*@K
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Stop RIGHT there
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Tag, you're it!
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You're under Arrest
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Oops! Wrong hole.
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anyone know cpr
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are those handcuffs
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You're not breathing
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ooops he's dead
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Your mom's dead.
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GET OFF ME
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Get off on you? Okay.
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You got the word order wrong, witch
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No --- you know how some just lay there after they're done? And drip sweat on you... and breathe in your neck - and you haven't even started - and they're starting to snore?
GET OFF ME
LMAO!
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To be continued.
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Now I'm pregnant
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let's get married
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You have herpes?!
"What? No."
You do now. -
Klaatu barada nikto
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Your Dad's Better
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Dont tell mum!
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I mean MOM
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Size does matter!
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OK I'm done
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Now go home
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Size isn't important
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sure you're great
*said in monotone, while looking at nails* -
Need more quarters.
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Is that blood?
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That really sucked
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Maybe next time
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... ... ...
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I just farted
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I'm gonna scream
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Oh! How cute.
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El Oh El.
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Best [family] reunion ever.
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ROFLMAO! Oh boy...
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You better leave
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that sounds oddly familiar to something I said. ; )
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Prolly so - sigh - I'm just waking up and everything is fuzzy still.. Gimme another hour... and a pot of coffee.
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it's ok. I'm just busting your metaphorical balls
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LOL
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Where's my Vodka
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Do it again
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Just DO it
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Is it over?
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They killed Kenny!
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Really - that fast?
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better be peanutbutter!
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ICK - the DOG!
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Where's the pharmacy?
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That's my Dog
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Faster would you
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OK good night
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What's your name?
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I love you ......
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You're not [name] ?
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I see boobies!
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Cool, you swallow
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Ding! Level two.
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Lost the game.
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Uhm now what
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HA - I win
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Won the bet
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Funny or die?
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It's oozing pus
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Eeew.
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How much yeast?
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Does it itch
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Dribbles down thighs
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Looks like grandpa
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That's just nasty.
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Don't you laugh
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I'm calling mom
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that is just plain wrong.
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Marry me please
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Kame hame what?
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IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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Its my birthday
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Show's gonna start!
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Only 2 inches
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You sooooooooo lied
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And that's ALL?
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Take me home
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That's all, folks!
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You'll need ointment
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YOu bit it!
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OOOOOH Marsha - Ooops
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It didn't hurt
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Get set Go..... -
One more round?
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smell the flowers -
Leave it alone
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Go *F* yourself
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What happenes now?
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Not a Virgin
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Mother may I
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off the floor
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Please call again
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Bill to account
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Mastercard or Visa
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oh la la
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make it work
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thanks for all -
Was good boss!
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it looks smaller ... o_0
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what's Your name? -
we are pregnant
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you'r mine now.
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That's four...
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Damn forgot condom
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do it again!!!
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Where you go?
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don't call me
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Cash only please.
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hide here quick
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Stall your dad! -
@wagerwitch you have a lot to say on this subject!! LOL - I would say "I love you" being the romantic that I am -
breathe honey, breathe
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words? After sex? -
I am speechless
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Just pull out
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I didn't either
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You shouldn't look
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Gimme the blanket
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im your mother
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WAS THAT IT!! -
mom you'r next!
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I'm itchy now
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Happy mothers day!
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Wait, what's HIV?
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No more photos
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Something bit me!
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You're not human?
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(Whoops, double post).
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you are UGLY
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You're brothers better
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please pull it now. LOL -
I totally overpaid
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Ooops Wrong WAY
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put it back
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a little harder
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Don't even bother
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WHO IS MARCIA
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Remember the angle?
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Gotta be Joking
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UP and DOWN
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Remember Me NOW?
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Last BLIND date
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SEEING isn't Believing
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cough, hack, spit
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You're on fire!
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gonna need stitches
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Tastes like icecream
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Carpet matches drapes
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ROFLMAO!
I'm a redhead - so I can UNDERSTAND THIS ONE.
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Bond, James Bond
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so that's sex -
What wet patch?
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i love you-
I love you Too!
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on 3wordsaftersex >>> What's your name?
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Were you Asleep?
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It's Miller time!
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Stop looking now
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Need a magnifier?
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Now what's wrong?
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Oh *f* off
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Who is THAT?
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What red bumps?
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Just a scab
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about my blog...
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you are in it
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You need HELP
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What is Fellatio
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There's this thing........
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I don't swallow
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Ever heard Snowball?
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Ooooh Wet NOSE
(for you dog owners..... LOL!) -
That your kid?
(For you single parents...) -
Uhmmm... he's watching.
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About THAT Raise...
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OUCH - It Stings
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where are you? -
are you baby?
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It wont stop
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seek medical help
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Something in there?
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NO! Taste bad!
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You know grandma?
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mentos, the freshmaker
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Sorry About That.....
btw, I've never seen a witch that was also a troll. -
Leggo my Eggo
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Make a Sandwich
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Don't tell Mom
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You Still Here?
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Sign Here Please...
and here
and here
and initial here... -
Our sons awake -
hand is stuck
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it comes off? *holding prosthetic legs*
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I got rugburn
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Lost the Key
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Next in line!
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there's an echo!!
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I just came. -
Where's the condom? -
zat fukin sucked!!!!
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Good night, Paris!
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thank you hand -
its not butter?
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And, you are? -
Who's this "Fred"?
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Cut! And print!
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Okay, you win.
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I didn't fake -
your not big
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taste like lollipop
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this will sound very bad coming from me.. but..who cares...
"Wrong hole darling"-
LOL!
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coming from you ??? .... i'm sorry, who are you?
i don't think we have met
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what's your name? -
want some falafel
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You were reported? LOL
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Well it was "Your turn Angie"...............
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Hormonal, purely hormonal
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Hormones is no excuse for abusing your staff in this manner Angie, I am ashamed of you.
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i removed it myself. it was just a duplicate post!
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Its okay Jay, I understand you have to lie to protect your job....
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lol
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Your worse than Demi Moore in Disclosure!
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lol how?
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get out NOW!-
to be a smartass:)
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No not yet
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why would you say that after sex?
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No - YOU'RE doNE
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I'm outta breath
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But it's plastic
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Only ONE finger
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lost in space
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Take Jay's Falafel
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Do it YOURSELF
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You're kinda creepy
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Your phone number?
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Camera turned off
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You Done... yet?
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Pull that out
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someone is watching
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How many left?
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You TWEET Baby
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witch has come -
You betcha Baby
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I'm still smiling
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For the road
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That's MY hand
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Where WERE You?
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I prefer you take a break
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Phhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.
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nice one.. ^-^-
And double phhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt to you two/too.
*GRIN*
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Quick Go Pee -
For the ladies to use: "I'm still waiting."
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Um, next please!
It is so hard to find a decent man these days. -
ooo next one is here .lol. -
Uh, next please!
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you got change?
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you broke it!
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Please stop filming
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Along Anin's lines of thinking:
Don't tell mom. -
That's so Ghey
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He was listening
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I've gotten that one before! LOL
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remove your hands
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We'll try later
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you broke peney
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Penicillin, get some
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Penicillin, Got Some?
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Syphilis treatment dear
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i am torn/ripped
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ew, you pooped?
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Get my walker
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The movies over
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my husband/wife knows
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take care dear.... -
Lost My Dentures
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OOooh It's Sticky
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I'm a Man
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Please call 911...
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Yeah, still gay
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Why so serious?
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Lost my watch
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