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A thread for bad people
Posted by jeremyjanson • 9/24/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: humor, my third try, perversity
Being a libertarian Republican, a conservative christian, and a sadistic creep, I decided it was a good time to create a special little discussion for all of the horrible people on this board. Here we will talk about burning orphanages, starting wars, taking people's birthdays away, and taking candy from babies. We will also discuss South Park, Hitler, Stalin, the Confederacy and Cartmen. Web photos and LOLCats are welcome.
If anyone kills anybody in the course of this discussion, they get 5 extra bonus points. If anybody takes away somebody's appetite, they get 10. If anyone overloads the servers, they get infinity extra points.
If you've written a blog post that takes somebody's birthday away, feel free to promote it here.
Relax, get some Jackie Dan, and the let the horribleness begin.
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Taking that candy away from the baby might actually be good for it
**snitches candy from few wailing babies*-
THAT'S RIGHT!!! STEAL THAT CANDY!!!!
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Hmmm c how nice the teeth are
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Yes, this child must be worth good coin with such good teeth. -
**knocks out few of jerry's teeth*
Hey, yours look much better! -
Unfortunately for you, I saw this happening.
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**sound of wings flutter
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**Sound of shotgun firing**
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**crash of ceiling chips falling on head
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**Random cat on roof strikes CT with paw.**
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And then CT sees this:
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Out of control finger painting... yeah CT... I would be scared if I were you! lol
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But painted with what...
DUMDUMDDDUUUUUMMMMM
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As usual I have walked into the wrong place at the wrong time!
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I think any time is wrong for this one -
TOOO LATE!
I got you both, and now you're being held for ransom in exchange for campaign donations for Satan's army, also known as the Republican Party. -
Bless you!
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We're still waiting for the campaign donations!!!!!
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I don't have much cold hard cash but I am good with tips so here is one.
Don't fly a kite in a thunderstorm! -
Haha! That's a good one! You know what, scratch the campaign donation, we're keeping you for good. You shall be a good servant to the Republicans!
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I will vote for the one who solves my big problems
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It's worth a try! -
They both retire .... but still problem not solved :-(
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Of course you're problems are solved. You have ice cream and cake!!!
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new Republican slogan.....
"LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!" -
mmmmmmmmmmm cake -
...and ice cream, with orange fizzy soda.
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as long as you didn't say Kool-aid...
I suppose a lot of likely voters would respond positively to free sweets. Might bring over the corn lobby while you were at it -
I like corn. Let's go murder some ranchers to help farmers. The best cowboy is a dead cowboy.
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You know, I can't say how disappointed I am at the terrible people at BC. I mean, seriously, we get this awesome horribleness thread started, and all that's happened so far is three successful kidnappings, one enslavement, a little bit of child abuse, the Republican Party, and a picture of McCain and Bush together holding an Ice Cream cake? I mean, seriously. We should really be packing it in boys!
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Here's one for the other side, the one that looks like a donkey:
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I'm only 'bad' on tagged. lol -
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Thriftshopromantic you know you belong here.
Same with you Miss Suzie!-
This is right up my alley (I say this as I stab you with my fork for calling me out personally). -
That's okay. I have no blood, guts, or soul, so I'm impervious. I'll even stand in front of mirror and see this:
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Jerry - @suzie, good call!
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*rips tag from mattress*
Yeah! Take that! -
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HOLLYtheEXWIFE feeding donuts to her youngins on a school day-
Oh that's only Heck material. You're not bad enough for this thread. Go home and cry.
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I'm not gonna as a matter of fact I'm all cute today its Friday and me and tash are gonna see what we can get into while the girls are at school
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Does it make me a bad person if the idea of giving a lap dance to "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson in a hoochie nuns outfit sounds really appealing to me?-
Only if there are pictures, and preferably, I get to watch. -
haha I will keep that in mind in case I switch over to the dark side
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A B C my way out with eyes closed.....dammit to hell u coulda told me there was light there....that's deffinately gonna leave a mark
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Loved the where is your paper photo and the vengeance one, hilarious.
Now I will ponder why I read an evil thread, couldn't resist. -
There are no bad people, only bad threads.-
One great poet responds to another:
"Because Im bad, Im bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-come on, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Whos bad . . ." (Micheal Jackson) -
Well said ... lol
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Ur bad
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I guess so. Oh well. I tried being good for so long!!!!!
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Hmmm... this thread reeks with goodness -
I was writing it with a cat on my lap. There's something about a little bundle of joy snuggling warmly on your legs and purring and letting you pet it that just somehow brings out the stealing, lying and killing in all of us. -
Lol! That is exactly the way my cat sleeps, on my legs while I am computing...
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It's about time we had more intellectual threads of this calibre.
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OMG too cute! -
Awwww! I want to take them home with me!
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You know the thread's really gone to hell when Satan's favorite furry animal shows up.
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I know .. thats the one that paw'd me ... but his eyes were tasty
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Here I come to save the Day!!!!!!!
oh! uh! Never mind... wrong thread! uh! sorry! -
There! That's much much better!-
You will be after this:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_jBQg24uDoQg/Rcu6RLquVUI/AAAAAAAAAGM/TweZX7yGqDk/s1600-h/... -
My eyes!!! My eyes!!! Where is the bleach??? Now I need to scrub that visual outta my memory! Ugh!
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TEHEHEHEHEHEHE! What company do you buy your soap from? I'm investing in their stock.
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You are so good at being bad that you are so bad at being good !-
Good is for weaklings. I've got the GOP.
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ooops...sorry. wrong thread ^_^-
Trespasser! **Shoots gun**
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RECIPE FOR HUMAN CHILI:
Ingredients:
1 Redheaded Stepchild
1 gallon of Chili Powder
Some refried beans
Onion
A cauldron for gathering evil spirits
Chili pot
The head of a major corporation
1.Take your redheaded stepchild outside and shoot him. Then call the evil spirits from his evil redheaded body in to a cauldron. Set aside.
2.Get a machete and start chopping up your redheaded stepchild. Remove the organs, then put the diced meat in the pot. Set aside the heart and kidney beans and blood.
3. Let head of major corporation work evil dark profit magic on redheaded stepchilds heart, then call the evil spirits from your cauldron inside to it. Chop up heart. Add to chili.
4. Add full gallon of chili powder and refried beans in to pot. In addition, add redheaded stepchilds kidney beans. Add blood.
5. Bring pot up to a reasonable but not boiling temperature (150 fahrenheit on cooking thermometer) and continue cooking. Remember, you want the meat to be very rare, but not quite blue rare. Evil spirits will aid in cooking. In addtion, the head of your major corporation will cook the accounting books in the now empty evil-spirits cauldron so you get all that rare taste along with all that well done safety and health.
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