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I believe a troll's favorite food is insult omelets and taunting tacos. What say you?

And stop feeding the trolls, please.

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  1. ThriftShopRomantic
    How about Troll House Cookies?
    1. MissSuzie
      Oooh...good one!
  2. MissSuzie
    When the sweet-tooth hits, they tend to reach for the trollipops.
    1. ThriftShopRomantic
      Ah, that's pretty good. How many licks does it take to get to the gooey center of a trollipop?
    2. MissSuzie
      I'm pretty sure that's never been accomplished -- they keep getting removed by the community. Slows down progress.
  3. Floormodel
    I've heard they like trollhouse cookies
    1. dbowles1017
      they must really like them
    2. Floormodel
      lol that'll teach me to not pay attention to earlier posts

      I'd blame the nyquil but it's all me


      can I redeem myself with cinnamon trolls?
    3. MissSuzie
      I'm sick as well and cinnamon trolls made me giggle -- you've been redeemed.
  4. dbowles1017
    They like to eat billy goats
  5. MissSuzie
    When it comes to oatmeal, they prefer trolled oats.
  6. nothingprofound
    I think we need a new feature on BC: Scapegoat of the Week. So all repressed members can vent. When admin returns, I'll suggest it.

    (No, I'm not volunteering.)
    1. crpitt
      Who is repressed?
    2. MissSuzie
      @np: Don't make me add you to my "under the floorboard" collection.
    3. hatingtherain
      She's hardly a scapegoat. She's insulting our friends. Plus she's bringing it onto herself. Why are you defending her anyway?
    4. nothingprofound
      Apparently, no one is. But I still think it'd make a wonderful feature.
    5. nothingprofound
      @HTR: I'm not defending her. Her madness will defend her. I was making a joke.
    6. dbowles1017
      np- you know we don't allow jokes here.
    7. hatingtherain
      np:sorry! you always seem so serious.
  7. crpitt
    I cant help feeding them, it is like feeding the rabid ducks at the local pond.
    1. MissSuzie
      That actually sounds like fun. As long as they are just ducks though. Geese are lethal even when they aren't rabid.
    2. crpitt
      Oh yes the geese are lethal round here, they can hear a rustle of a bread bag from miles away.
    3. Floormodel
      those ducks are skeery. we have a flock at the mall and they attack anyone who approaches them with food. they fight the sea gulls for friesin the BK parking lot.
    4. crpitt
      I think a flock of mutant ducks were released and have started to take over the world, one pond at a time.
    5. melindaville
      You're part of the problem, Claire!
  8. exit2013
    I guessing it's...green peas! LOL!
  9. Agit8r
    I guess it's up to the Billy Goats Gruff to outsmart them...

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