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Abraham Lincoln thinks Charlie Sheen is uncool
Posted by knowledgement • 8/03/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: celebrity, charlie sheen, Gossip, humor, writing
Recently Mary Todd won a contest hosted by CBS where the prize was that the winner and one friend could spend the day with Charlie Sheen at his mansion. Although this did not seem like much of a prize and more of a burden than anything else to me, I agreed to go besides my doubts as a long time ago I did make a promise to follow Mary Todd through sickness and in health. I was and still am pretty sure that Charlie Sheen’s mansion is the earthly equivalent of sickness.
We arrived at his house at nine in the morning, just as were instructed to. The doorbell ended up being very sticky but at least it worked. Charlie Sheen eventually answered the door with a glass of Vodka in one hand and a bowling ball in the other.* He was shaking a bit.
There was a dead prostitute lying on the couch directly behind him.
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Charlie Sheen has been lame since that movie Major League-
agreed. he has been lame for quite some time
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Abraham Lincoln is always right. Charlie Sheen isn't even attractive. I won't even discuss his supposed acting skills.-
What the... Charlie Sheen is a GOD to me!
Two-and-a-half Men is probably my favorite non-animated show! -
Oh no. I hope you aren't going to dump me over this!
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Never!
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I thought "Full House " was your favorite non-animated show!
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And I lost the receipt, how can I return the Deluxe Box Set, the Entire Full House Series that I got you for your birthday?
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Gotta love his sitcom. -
I think is was really Charlie Sheen who stole Lincoln's corpse. That wasn't a prostitute lying on his floor.
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Maybe it was Lincoln that stole a prostitute's corpse off Charlie Sheen's floor!
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Please. Do you really want me to get started on Lincoln's Corpse theories again?
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you gotta love an actor who's made a career out of playing the same character in just about everything thing he's ever done.-
That takes talent!
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I have to admit, anyone who can land Denise Richards has got to have some admirable qualities. She's freaking hot.
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She dumped him though, what does THAT tell you... I think it's 'cause he's a lot like the character he plays on Two-and-a-half Men.
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Hot Shots! is a masterpiece of filmmaking.
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Is Denise Richards in that? I think I like her better in "Wild Things"
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Nope, she wasn't in that. Charlie Sheen was though, and it was good.
My friend Bret claims to know Denise Richards. Pfft. He knows everyone... -
Oh God.
Please. Charlie Sheen is atrocious. Admit it. -
He's no Bruce Campbell, but he's okay.
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this seems to be causing quite a scuffle.
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