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Make sure to go over and congratulate him for having the best Willy ever and don't miss my special, life changing announcement at the end of the post!!


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  1. crpitt
    Heh, very funny entries again.
  2. GlossGreen
    I was robbed. Well, maybe not, but I have my revenge in the works. Hehehehe (just imagine me saying that in a sinister type way).
    1. crpitt
      Thou spleeny fly-bitten dewberry!
      I hope you are just threatening the offended/offensive one?
      Willy voted for you.
    2. GlossGreen
      Dewberry? What the hell is that? Knowing Willie voted for me, I feel a little bit better.
    3. crpitt
      You dorky chunk of dirty leprosy scabs, how doth thou not know what is a Dewberry?

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewberry
    4. GlossGreen
      OK, I know what a blackberry is. Why didn't you just say that? Oh, by the way, "you dorky chunk of dirty leprosy scabs", do I really deserve such treatment?
    5. crpitt
      But they are not blackberries they are different, so yes you deserved it
    6. GlossGreen
      That's just not right.
    7. crpitt
      You clueless vat of gargantuan rhino skin.

      Better?

    8. GlossGreen
      Your use of the English(?) language is interesting to say the least. You have written words here that I will never understand.
    9. crpitt
      You lice-infested drip of pernicious ape vomit
  3. offendedblogger
    Gloss, when I fly out to Germany to kick your ass will you take me around and show me some castles?? *snickers*

    1. GlossGreen
      Bring it on girly. But I don't think they'll let an Idaho peasant into the schloss.
    2. offendedblogger
      :o

      I shall issue a fatwa against you for that one!!!
    3. GlossGreen
      This is me shaking in my boots...Not! I accept your challenge, now bring it on!
    4. offendedblogger
      Can I borrow some money for airfare?

      Or can we just do this by webcam? *snickers again*
    5. GlossGreen
      You're the one that started it. You figure out how to come here. Or are you chicken?
    6. offendedblogger
      Hey, it is not my fault that .45 has a better Willy!!

      Wonder how much a plane ticket costs to get to his place?
    7. GlossGreen
      OOOH. Ouch. Now that hurts.
  4. kdawg68
    Oh my. I see that we'll need to contact "Team America" to perform a rescue operation if Chelle gets in too deep. It's okay....we'll be relying on the skills of an actor.
    1. crpitt
      Matt Damon!
    2. GlossGreen
      In that case, I think I'm in a little trouble here.
    3. kdawg68
      Claire, GlossGreen, I'd like you to meet "Hakmedawg68"
    4. offendedblogger
      Matt Damon, I concur.
    5. GlossGreen
      He wouldn't stand a chance against me.

      kdawg...excuse me, Hakmedawg68, that may actually work.
  5. acousticguitarist
    b...bb...bbut there was a spaceship

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