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my neighbor attempted to murder me. They brought me Pulao (Rice dish) and Raitha (curd gravy). The food was poisoned with green chilies, red chillies, pepper, cloves . After the first spoon of Rice I thought I am going to die. Then I made a desperate attempt to save my dear life with a spoon of Raitha. But when I put it into my mouth I could see pluto. For 5 mins I was sure I was dead, but i lived.

The attacker had put green chilli paste into the Raitha to make sure I was dead.

But thanks to my Indian Masala Genes I escaped the murder attempt and managed to finish the food with a litre of chilled Pepsi.

Anyone got similar experiences?

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  1. TJlubrano
    Well luckily you survived! I don't have a similar experiences cause I don't eat that spicy...my parents can...but I stay far away of anything that can make me pass out just by sniffing at it.
    1. marketborn
      ah at least some one cares that I am alive. Thank you TJ.
      In some illustration Indian is depicted with spices. LOL.
  2. Rozie818
    My step brother did kill me back in 1999, by injecting me with dope.
    The ems started my heart back up, and then again at the hospital.

    5 years later he killed himself with dope.

    Is your neighbor still breathing?
    1. marketborn
      Gosh that was serious. I am scared of needles. If its the doc or my mom (Health Supervisor) then ok. Anyone else I will kick their balls.
  3. LSKcrochet
    Aren't spicy foods good for your health? Send you neighbor by my house:)
    1. marketborn
      Do you live some where in New Delhi? Else send some tickets I will send him over. LOL> Look for an Indian cook.
  4. b0ll0cks
    I personally love spicy food. Indian, Mexican, but those Chinese hot peppers they put on their spicy dish's. OMG.

    I went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered some type of spicy dish. I forgot what it was. The waitress brings the plate to our table and tells me, the peppers on the dish are not meant to be eaten, they are garnishing and cooked with the dish for added flavor but are much to hot to be eaten alone. Stupid me said ya right, as soon as she walked away I stuffed one in my mouth. I thought I was going to die. I started sweating and my girlfriend said my face turned bright red.

    I did the same thing, I drank like 3 Pepsi's and that seemed to help. Even my lips were on fire. I'll never eat those peppers again.
    1. marketborn
      Hey pepper is OK dear. Try green chillis. I am sure you can win a pepsi draining competition.
  5. crpitt
    Only attempted? Better luck next time.
    1. marketborn
      Sob Sob... Y do u want me dead?
      If I die I will haunt ur kitchen and put chilli paste in your food all the time. till you join me as a ghost.
    2. crpitt
      I love chilli.
    3. marketborn
      Does not matter. I will improvise with garlic, onion etc till you are dead.
    4. crpitt
      I love them too.
    5. marketborn
      How about turmeric?
  6. aspotofblog
    If someone kills me, I'll kill them right back lol
    1. dbowles1017
      No you won't. You'll be dead.
    2. marketborn
      She can ... the dead can walk and of course kill... he he
    3. aspotofblog
      Never, ever, whatever you do, take me literally. Because I will kill you until you aren't alive anymore lol
  7. Rainhat
    A friend and I had some schezuan chicken in a chinese restaurant in London once. After one bite I thought my head was going to explode. The pain...! We each downed about two liters of water while gasping for air and sweating profusely. The waitresses were standing at the back of the restaurant looking at us from around a corner while giggling their asses off. Evil...
    1. marketborn
      OMG. Rainhat that was seriously funny. Next time you happen to see an Indian restaurant ask Hydrabadi Biryani or Chicken Changezi.
    2. aspotofblog
      Water only makes the burn worse. Milk would've been a better bet.
    3. marketborn
      Imagine Rainhat asking the giggling waitresses for a glass of MILK. They would just howl with laughter. though the suggestion is good.
    4. Rainhat
      Yeah, I know. But we were burning up and there was only water on the table, so we used what was on hand. After we got out of the restaurant we literally ran to the nearest MacDonalds to get milkshakes. There was one just around the corner and we didn't see any grocery stores.
  8. Stillthinking
    I went for Indian food at a local restaurant. I ordered my usual dish: Muttar Paneer, medium spicy.

    Well, the food at this place tended to vary according to who was the chef. My paneer came out so hot, my throat started burning and I felt like my esophagus was being eaten away by acid. I drank a whole pitcher of water and was practically crying into my food.
    1. marketborn
      ... and you would have labeled it "attempt to murder" had he prepared something "full spicy".

      Kool I wanted to see some non Indian responses to spicy stuff. I am glad you shared.
  9. amybyrd21
    We love spicy foods here. But no one ever told me how hot the little black peppers were in chinese food and I ate one with out a drink an about died. My daughter can eat hobenero peppers with out blinking but I thought I would die from eatng that one pepper I will never try the hobenero at all.
    1. marketborn
      ah common. Pepper is not that hot. Did you know dishes here contain pepper powder, red chilli powder, garlic+ginger+onion paste, live green chillis, cloves, cinamom, cardamom, and some 10 more stuff all at the same time. Dare it once. Its adventure.
  10. melindaville
    I love spicy food--the hotter, the better.

    You are all a bunch of PANSIES!
    1. greencurmudgeon
      May I interest you in some Blair's Death Sauce?

      www.extremefood.com/shop/home.php?cat=5
    2. melindaville
      Ha! I would down the whole bottle in nothing flat. I'm Queen of the Heat!

      And I repeat--you are *all* a bunch of pansies!
    3. greencurmudgeon
      @Melinda

      Oh you really don't want to put me to that test. I'm the man who ordered a curry so hot that the waiter at the Indian restaurant addressed me as the King of the Jungle.
    4. melindaville
      Well, we might just have to have a contest sometime. *You* might not be pansy after all--but everyone else is!
    5. greencurmudgeon
      @Melinda

      Yes, perhaps we ought to show our common contempt for people who haven't embraced the power of the chilli pepper.
    6. melindaville
      This is what I eat for breakfast!

    7. greencurmudgeon
      Oh?

      Here's mine - Scotch Bonnet peppers:

    8. melindaville
      I see you that, and raise you

    9. greencurmudgeon
      @Melinda

      Ha, try this:


      Naga Jolokia peppers

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper
    10. melindaville
      Pfffft. Nothing.

    11. greencurmudgeon
      @Melinda

      You asked for it:



      And:

    12. marketborn
      Melinda I give up. U r d chili queen.

      At d same time I suspect ur taste buds are dead. LOL. Same goes for GC.
  11. Theresa111
    I admit I am a pansy. Light weight and cannot take the heat or spicy foods. My tongue will not permit it.
    1. nothingprofound
      Count me among the contemptible. Spicy food will never sully these virgin lips.
  12. SweetViolet
    My husband is Indian...I eat hotter curry than he does...I grew up on Mexican food.

    Yoghurt...just plain yoghurt...is the secret to taming the chili heat. If you can't find yoghurt, eat plain bread. Water or soft drinks or iced tea just make it worse. But yoghurt (the base for raita is yoghurt) will cool it right down.
    1. melindaville
      Yogurt is definitely best--but milk works also.
    2. marketborn
      yeah true. but in my case the Raitha was hotter still.
  13. calais50
    I don't have much tolerance for hot food. I've only eaten at an Indian restaurant once-at a buffet. Every single dish was extremely hot. It was good, but I was breathing fire by the time I finished.
    1. marketborn
      Hmnn so this is why Indian Monsters and Chinese dragons breathe fire. LOL.

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