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Bacon, is there nothing you can't do?
Posted by dbowles1017 • 9/09/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: baconliness in next to godliness
The Zombie rebellion of of 2013 happens. So what? You still have your bacon! That's right folks, not even a Zombie invasion will prevent you from having your bacon!
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CMMG Tactical Bacon
New from CMMG! Its Tactical Bacon in a can. Fully cooked and fully prepared. 10+ year shelf life. Perfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenarios etc. Don't be caught without Tac Bac! Now with more better grammar!
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User Comments
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I'll starve to death!-
Not with Tactical Bacon you won't! 10+ year shelf life!
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But I don't like bacon!
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¿Te gusta cerebros?
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No, tampoco me gustan los cerebros, jajajajaja
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"But I don't like bacon!"
Commie! -
Entonces usted necesita como el tocino. Debido Zombies comer cerebro
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that ten year shelf life is pretty impressive-
AND it's portable!
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When I lay in the sun "sans culottes" I always strap my self with good Wiltshire bacon.
I swear you Americans have no idea what real bacon is actually like you would make America a baconinity country if you had any idea what true bacon was like.-
Ironically, this is probably marketed toward our growing sans-culottes movement here in the states
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It's targeted for the smart people who are preparing for the zombie war of 2013...
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after the world comes to an end
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correction, after the world AS WE KNOW IT (said in a creepy, ominous voice) ends
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i should stock up now!
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Absolutely! You will be good until 2019!
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Well did ya know it can help save limbs to. Uh huh. When I was in 1st grade I got married to some boy,but the ring didn't fit. Mrs. McGee was making smileys for the class with bacon eggs and a paper plate. Well anyways she took a raw piece of bacon and rubbed it around my purple finger,where my wedding ring was cutting off my circulation,and viola the ring slid right off. I'll never forget I married and divorced Johnathan Monday in 20 minutes -
You shouldn't joke about Zombie take-overs.-
I'm not joking about zombie take overs. 2013. It's going to happen.
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So whats your plan then?
I live real close to lake Michigan so Im planning on getting on a boat and going to Beaver island, just like they did in Dawn of the Dead the re-make. Or.. there's a Big Meijer Distribution facility a few blocks away from where I live. This building has very few windows, and concrete block walls. Inside there is enough food and supplys to supply thirty or so Meijer Stores (which are really big, kind of like Walmart only not as evil.) I could happily live there for a very long time.
The only problem is that there are a lot of big truck docking doors and I dont know how strong those doors are. They may not be able to sustain the assault of a few hundred Zombies if need.
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Eeeeuh! It's worst enough you can get soup in a can - but bacon!!! -
Zombies taking over...DB, you sound just like my uncle -_-. He's also yelling about zombies and their take over.
Portable bacon. It's interesting that they come up with stuff like this. Don't know if I would it eat, but you can do crazy things if you know the world's going to end ^_^ -
I admit I don't get the whole bacon fascination thing although I just ate a whole package of it myself on BLT's. I am still not obsessed with it though. -
If there was a Zombie take over I think we should feed them all the annoying people before we kill them. Bush, Mugabe, various dictators, oh, and that annoying frog animation thing. *shudders*
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mmmmm bacon.
i caught a hip hop song on the radio a week or so ago about bacon! too bad I don't know what it's called
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