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Posted by amybyrd21 • 10/07/09 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
Topics: bad jokes, make us laugh, share yours
Ok I get emails with bad jokes all the time so I thought I would share the lastest with you. Now share yours and lets get laughing.
There is a man that is on a deserted road and has ran out of gas. As he looks around a bee comes up to him and asks him " what is your problem?" The man tells the bee he has ran out of gas. The bee says "Hold on just a second. I will be right back." He shows up with hundreds of bees. Tells the man to open his gas tank. In a few seconds all the bees fly into the gas tank and then leave. The bee tells him to try it now. He cranks the car with out a problem. He asks the bee what they did.
Are you ready for the answer.........
We filled you tank with BP.
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here you go Holly I just picked one to delet
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Miss Beatrice,The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?'
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.'
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'-
awww jajajajaja
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A baby seal walks into a club.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite Dominoes order? Two large plains.
A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick!
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