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What other product qualifies as both something to bake with, clean with and clear up acne with?


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  1. techfun
    Not sure, but fat (as in oils) is both an ingredient and a cooking medium.
  2. crpitt
    Sea salt makes a nice exfoiliator as well as adding it to certain recipes.

    (It also wards off the devil)
    1. techfun
      Its also good for making a nice salt crust in which to bake a fish.
    2. jungl
      I bet it removes acne too.
    3. crpitt
      Also dead skin on your feet
    4. techfun
      and it goes well with the tequila and citrus mentioned down the page.
    5. techfun
      It also works in the Neti pot you are going to buy.
    6. crpitt
      Just deciding what salt to get to go with the Baking Soda
  3. celebritytko
    Lemon Juice comes to mind
    1. offendedblogger
      Yes! It works well for all 3 AND it works to give highlights to your hair.

      I am stocking lots of baking soda and lemon juice in my underground bunker.
    2. techfun
      After squeezing the juice, run hot water down your kitchen sink drain for a minute or two and then shove in the lemon carcasses and run the disposal. Do not do this if you don;t have a disposal.
  4. techfun
    I had a baby sitter when I was little who used a bit of Crest toothpaste on acne at bed time and swore by it. Crest in food tho... not so good.
    1. offendedblogger
      Heh, well 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

      Oh, wait, how do you know it's not so good in food?? :o
    1. 2sweetnsaxy
      :-D That was a good one!
  5. aningeniousname
    I believe sperm ticks all three boxes you mentioned. (Thats what I tell women anyway.)
    1. crkian
      and its a mouthwash
    2. techfun
      ewww just eww
    1. crpitt
      I am actually a big fan of air.
    2. crpitt
      Especially mountain air.
    3. crpitt
      Hmm mountain air blowing the hair from ones face.....
    4. Unfettered
      Well, exactly. And air is necessary for cooking. At leas oxygen is.
    5. crpitt
      and it definitely clears acne
    6. jungl
      Sea breeze fix sinus problems!
    7. crpitt
      I need a sea breeze immediately!
    8. jungl
      Lots of sea breeze here
    9. crpitt
      Curse you
    10. techfun
      Claire: Have you tried saline sinus irrigation? It scared me but it knocked out my last sinus/head cold thing licketysplit. (not sure how fast that is in metric)
    11. offendedblogger
      I'm sooo glad Claire doesn't realize that this thread is really a distraction from the Where have you been? one where we're talking about her behind her back.

      Ugh, did I just say that outloud?
    12. crpitt
      They just sound very icky and nasty!
    13. crpitt
      I shall look into neti pots at in more detail.
    14. techfun
      Please do so, they are a goodness.
    15. bnsullivan
      I'm with Thomas on the sea breeze issue. It's absolutely essential.
    16. techfun
      Thomas should start bottling up that fine Norwegian salty sea air and sell it via his site. Maybe tape a ziplock bag full to every calendar he sells.
  6. Carleenp
    Olive oil is a great moisturizing cleanser. I don't know that it will clear acne, but it supposedly does not cause it, despite being an oil.
    1. offendedblogger
      Yes and JESUS would approve!!!

      Oh sorry, non-religious thread. Oops.
    2. kdawg68
      I'm pretty sure using Olive Oil like that would seriously piss off Popeye.
  7. techfun
    Whatever happened to just plain witch hazel? You can by a barrel for what, $5.00?
    1. Unfettered
      Exactly! And it's good for so many things.
    2. crpitt
      Like what exactly? tell me more about it.
    3. markstoneman
      But can you cook with it?
    4. Unfettered
      The seeds are edible
  8. markstoneman
    I don't know about acne, but vinegar works for cleaning and cooking.
    1. techfun
      Vinegar rocks for making chicken bones turn rubbery
    2. markstoneman
      I have to ask: why would you want rubber chicken bones?
    3. techfun
      Because you can then take a rubberized wishbone, and put it inside a narrow necked wine bottle in one piece, let it dry, and then make people wonder how you got it in there without breaking it. I thought that was obvious.
    4. MadameX
      And stings.
  9. Unfettered
    trout: You can cook with it, and if you rub it all over your body like soap, no one will get close enough to notice the acne.
    1. Unfettered
      Or salmon. Probably any fish would do.
    2. offendedblogger
      Salmon is better, it is non-comedogenic.

      Now run look THAT big word up! Ha!
    3. Unfettered
      Who knew that stand-up caused zits?
    4. techfun
      Probably should stick to raw fishes. The stickiness of salmon teriyaki could make it worse.
    5. offendedblogger
      Yumm!! Now I am craving salmon teriyaki.
    6. techfun
      I'm making chicken stir fry in a thai sweet chili sauce - inspired by crpitt earlier. I'd try it on acne if I had any at the moment.
    7. crpitt
      I like to inspire people, its a gift
    8. techfun
      the chicken is marinading as we type
    9. crpitt
      Disclaimer: If it tastes like crap thats your fault not mine
  10. crpitt
    Is Baking Soda the same as Baking Powder?
    1. techfun
      Nope. Alton Brown splained it once.

      Both baking soda and baking powder are leavening agents, which means they are added to baked goods before cooking to produce carbon dioxide and cause them to 'rise'. Baking powder contains baking soda, but the two substances are used under different conditions.

      Baking soda is pure sodium bicarbonate. When baking soda is combined with moisture and an acidic ingredient (e.g., yogurt, chocolate, buttermilk, honey), the resulting chemical reaction produces bubbles of carbon dioxide that expand under oven temperatures, causing baked goods to rise. The reaction begins immediately upon mixing the ingredients, so you need to bake recipes which call for baking soda immediately, or else they will fall flat!

      Baking powder contains sodium bicarbonate, but it includes the acidifying agent already (cream of tartar), and also a drying agent (usually starch). Baking powder is available as single-acting baking powder and as double-acting baking powder. Single-acting powders are activated by moisture, so you must bake recipes which include this product immediately after mixing. Double-acting powders react in two phases and can stand for a while before baking. With double-acting powder, some gas is released at room temperature when the powder is added to dough, but the majority of the gas is released after the temperature of the dough increases in the oven

      How that affects Acne is unclear.
    2. markstoneman
      Recipes in the states often call for both. That was sometimes a problem in Germany, where I only found baking powder. Is that perhaps the case in Britain too? (Well, I never thought to ask for sodium bicarbonate, so maybe I missed something.)
    3. techfun
      I had never actually seen a recipe that called for baking soda before, but I grew up on a biscuit recipe that called for baking powder so I assumed the recipe had a mistake and used power instead. Was a fiasco - the whoopie pies not come out right at all.
  11. crkian
    Olive Oil
    1. offendedblogger
      The Italians believe if you rub olive oil on your chest it makes your breasts large.

      I'm gonna go try it, I'll be right back.
    2. Unfettered
      Um....

      *puts down the olive oil*
    3. offendedblogger
      My God it works! They are huge now!!

      (Oops ignore the ^^ religious word, sorry, I keep forgetting this is a non-religious thread.)
    4. Unfettered
      Go you! Um... what happens if you use EVO?
    1. techfun
      Orange Peel, the thick rinded kind, is great for getting stickiness from labels and price tags off gass.
    2. jungl
      Wow, I just ate an orange.
      Must be divine intervention
    3. crkian
      good for scurvy
    4. crpitt
      it smells nice
  12. offendedblogger
    Habanero peppers.

    They work great to clean the limescale from my internal plumbing. It also makes me sweat and clears my pores.

    Oh, and great on all Mexican dishes served at my local taco truck.
    1. crpitt
      Internal plumbing.....hehehehehe
    2. techfun
      Jesus sounds like a handy guy in your neighborhood. Does he have an opinion on the cost of tortillas vis a vis the consumption of corn by the ethanol industry? He sounds like he'd make a great guest blogger.
    3. offendedblogger
      Bwahahaha...Jesus rocks. He makes a mean taco and you should see my yard!! It's like a golf course. He taught me the greatest dirty words in Spanish, too.

      Hey... this is a non-religious thread so we can't talk about Jesus.
    4. techfun
      He should have a code name then. Mr. Bell.... yes nobody will crack that code name.
  13. offendedblogger
    Tequila does the same thing as habenero peppers, to me at least.
    1. jungl
      To me it does the total opposite. Comes out the wrong way -_-
    2. techfun
      A good friend of mine is not allowed Tequila....

      Two nights of heavy tequila consumption in her life; two children conceived those nights.

      Vodka Jello shots are all we allow her now.
    3. offendedblogger
      Tell your friend that I hear down in Tijuana they give 12 free condoms with every bottle of Tequila. Glow-in-the-dark ribbed ones too, if you ask.

      Not that I've ever been there, mind you..
    4. techfun
      I think she totally misunderstood that it was a REAL worm they meant.
    5. offendedblogger
      Hahaha!

      Ew. Who eats the worm anyway??
    6. techfun
      not me!
    7. crpitt
      I think I have? It wasn't there when the bottle was empty.
    8. techfun
      I'm daring in my dietary intake but never tried the worm.
    9. offendedblogger
      I have a tequila sucker with a worm in it that I've had since 1987. I wonder if it's still potent?
  14. crpitt
    sounds like a waste of some good tequila.
    1. jungl
      Once I didn't have any lemon and had to use goat sausage.
      That was a waste!!
    2. techfun
      a little salt, a little goat sausage, and tequila. That drink needs a name!
    3. offendedblogger
      I think we call it a cowboy cocksucker here. I can't remember.

      Oh wait, that one has rocky mountain oysters in it, not goat sausage. Duh!
    4. crpitt
      Goat sausage and tequila? ummmm
  15. jungl
    And a little salt, forgot that.
    Lets just say that it wasn't smelling too good after a couple of shots.
    1. Unfettered
      Yes, but after a couple shots, you probably didn't care
    2. crpitt
      Thats is actually making me feel a bit sick!
    3. offendedblogger
      Hmm, regurgitated tequila.

      Not good in food, doesn't clean anything (you have to clean it up in fact), it *could* help clear acne, but who would try that?!
    4. jungl
      It keeps yah slim!
  16. gosmelltheflowers
    Tequila is high in alcohol which kills things, besides the liver, so it probably could keep acne at bay and serve as a cleanser.
    1. offendedblogger
      Ooh you just reminded me! Lavender, Chamomile, Jasmine, Ginger, Ylang-Ylang and so many other flowers are great for acne (and other skin treatments), cooking and cleaning the toilet (they make it smell good)!

      They make great tea, too.
    2. techfun
      Does ginger produce a flower? Its a rhizome isn't it?
  17. crpitt
    Potatoes cure pimples
    1. techfun
      Do you put the potato under your pillow or what?
  18. crpitt
    you have or are coming up with acne, and you want to get rif of it fast take out a potato, peal it, and cut a slice out. then, get a band-aid and band-aid the potato slice to the area, sleep with it on over night, you should see results the next day. NOTE: DO NOT COOK!!!!"
    1. techfun
      Either England has tiny potatoes or they have HUGE bandaids. Which is it? Inquiring minds want to know.
    2. jungl
      Picture or it didn't happen!
    3. crpitt
      Shelby from Missouri said so!
      www.earthclinic.com/CURES/acne.html
  19. Carleenp
    Offendedblogger said: "The Italians believe if you rub olive oil on your chest it makes your breasts large. I'm gonna go try it, I'll be right back"

    If olive oil could do that, it would be well documented. But hey, if you get results let us know, I might try anyway!
    1. Puffmatty
      if you rub toilet paper on your butt it can grow--it worked on my ex-wife
  20. chelsi
    Toothpaste cleans your teeth AND reduces redness from acne =D
  21. RobertDi
    Don't laugh but plain yogurt is a great face mask
    1. offendedblogger
      Yes so is egg white.

      In fact, egg white qualifes as a food, acne treatment and I am not sure but I have heard it will strip paint off a car in the sun.

      That could be an urban legend though, so don't try it.
  22. RobertDi
    Nah offended its true trust me I live in Florida and had seen my neighbors car after a egging.. it was a Saturday he did not wake up until 2 pm.. 90 degree weather and eggs and a car dont mix
  23. RobertDi
    Oatmeal is great too..
    1. techfun
      I was sick all last week and lived on oatmeal.
  24. RobertDi
    should have put some on your face you still look kinda blue
  25. Puffmatty
    i like to exfoliate with the tears of small children....
    1. Unfettered
      And they moisturize, too!
    2. crpitt
      and its easy to make kids cry.
      Example:
      Me:Did you do that picture?
      Kid: yes.
      Me:It sucks!

      Bang
    3. aningeniousname
      lol Crpitt, I believe you were the inspiration for Cliff's devil woman.
    4. Unfettered
      I know! And she looks so sweet and innocent in that picture!
    5. crpitt
      Tho should not associate thee with Cliff!
  26. sultana
    apple cider vinegar
  27. Unfettered
    I still think nothing has baking soda beat.
    1. techfun
      Duct Tape. Duct Tape beats everything.
    2. crpitt
      Duct tape on toast?
    3. Unfettered
      Well, and you can beat just about anything with duct tape, too.

      "The morale will continue until the beatings improve!"
    4. offendedblogger
      Don't underestimate duct tape, it can actually be used to attract food, if you are hungry enough.

      Use it as a fly strip or even a mouse trap if you know how to do it right...
    5. techfun
      I have a Duct Tape wallet.

      This one to be exact: www.ductiwest.com/prodimages/30101HB.jpg
    6. offendedblogger
      That is so cool!! Duct tape is incredible. It almost deserves its own thread!
  28. markstoneman
    Forget baking soda. The staying power of this thread is amazing.
    1. offendedblogger
      Yes, lets get back to Jesus.

      Did you know he was a Jewish scab carpenter who tried to bust up the union???
    2. jungl
      All praise Baking Soda!
    3. crpitt
      I worship baking soda!
    4. offendedblogger
      I don't like it in toothpaste though. It tastes funny. Especially if it's been in the refrigerator for a few weeks sucking up onion flavor. Ick!!
    5. Unfettered
      crpitt: Be careful! That arm with that hammer on the box is dangerous symbolism.
    6. techfun
      All hail it's bicarbonate goodness!
  29. markstoneman
    Straight baking soda as toothpaste works for me sometimes. (You know, when you realize you forgot to buy any real toothpaste.)
  30. markstoneman
    Ah yes, and let's not forget indigestion. It works as an antacid.
  31. techfun
    baking soda and vinegar mixed can be used as a gentle drain cleaner on older pipes that should not be exposed to the harsh bases like Liquid Plumber.
    1. offendedblogger
      Vinegar cleans my espresso/coffee machine quite nicely too.
    2. techfun
      The other day at work I let our coffee pot carafe sit overnight with water and some dish soap in hopes of getting the bottom nice and clean. Someone poured the thing in the coffee maker the next morning and we had sudsy coffee.

      Took about 10 run throughs with clean water before we could use it again.
  32. friedclyde
    aloe vera, neem, barley, tulsi, marijuana!!
    1. offendedblogger
      Hey now, this is a non-religious thread none of that marijuana-cult worship crap allowed.

      Well, heh, not unless you brought enough for all of us!
    1. offendedblogger
      Uh, you cook with urine? Stand wayyyy over there ok? Thanks!
    2. techfun
      People used to do all kinds of stuff with urine. Look at the history of the Nitrates industry.
    3. friedclyde
      we had a guy called moraji desai in India who used to promote drinking the first piss of the day, he lived to 90+ which he claimed was due to drinking Urine ofcourse

      in a school, some of the kids had scribbiled moraji desais bar on the toilet walls
  33. offendedblogger
    Baking soda puts out FIRES too!! My god, what does this stuff not do?
    1. markstoneman
      I usually use salt for that. Thanks for the tip.
    2. techfun
      Nice thing about putting out fire with salt and baking soda is you can use it over and over. Great for recycling.
  34. offendedblogger
    For swimming pools ~ Baking soda is exactly the same thing as 'Alkalinity Increaser', 'Alk-Up' or whatever. The food grade is ground a little finer than the industrial grade used in pools. But the chemical is identical.

    www.poolsolutions.com/gd/grocery.html
  35. techfun
    I just called my aunt for ideas on baking soda and she mentioned that you can put a teaspoon in a pot of spaghetti sauce if you need to serve it to someone prone to heart burn. The baking soda will neutralize much of the acid. She said the neutralization process adds salt so you want to use less salt if you try this.
    1. Unfettered
      Yep. And for heartburn, a half teaspoon of baking soda in water is a great cure. Beware the subsequent belching though!
    2. offendedblogger
      Oh! I completely forgot that trick. My mom used to do that for my dad, but then things went downhill and she substituted something a little more nefarious than baking soda hehe...
    3. Unfettered
      It does everything. I would marry baking soda, if there weren't a law against it.
    4. techfun
      If we allow you to marry baking soda it will lead to people marrying scouring powder or sea salt... it would be madness.
    5. offendedblogger
      Thanks Unfettered, you sure know how to turn a fun thread into a serious political debate!! I am not coming to your wedding when you marry baking soda now!
  36. kdawg68
    I refuse to accept Baking Soda as my savior.

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